Dark Angel Quotes

Max: How'd you know I'd win?
Mia: 'Cause girls kick ass. That's what the T-shirt says, right?

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Max: Can I get a drink?
Logan: You okay?
Max: Yeah, except I think Mia put the whammy on me again because I have no idea what we just talked about.

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Alec: What are the chances he stumbles across an actual Manticore alum that's stupid enough to let him snap a shot?
Sketchy: Hey, guys. [Snaps a picture of them on his way out]
Original Cindy [to Alec]: You were saying?

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Max: What are you doing with Ray?
Priestess: What is necessary.
Max: Could you be a little more specific? 'Cause I left my copy of Wacky Cult Rituals for Dummies at home.

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Otto: We're looking for one of your messengers. Male, early twenties, long hair, ratty clothes.
Normal: Uh, tragically, sir, you've just described every young man in my employ.

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Boy: Want me to put you down?
Max: Depends. If you hold me up here long enough, will your head explode?

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Logan: I wandered all over the hospital looking for you with the back of my gown open.

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Joshua: Hey little fella.
Max: Hey big fella.
Alec: I guess that makes me medium fella.

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White[re: a beluga whale]: A hundred thousand years ago, some humpback violates a dolphin, and this is what we get. Makes a pretty good argument for selective breeding, huh?

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Logan: I just want you to know... however things may be between us, I always got your back.
Max: I know. Me too.

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White : This is so FUBAR it's almost funny

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Max: I thought I was the bitch. But you take the prize.

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White: You really think you could hide from me, 452?
Sam/X-453: Oh, God.
White: What, no witty rejoinders today?

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Max: One of these days, White and his men are going to bust through that door, and you're liable to get caught in the crossfire.
Original Cindy: I'll kick their asses.

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Sam/X-453: It's been ten years since the first time you ruined my life. I'll be damned if I let that happen again.

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Sam/X-453: It's no use. I've got ten years of training on you.
Max: Yeah, well, they didn't teach you to fight dirty.

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Max: The point is, I'm gonna trade your sorry ass for her husband and kid.
White: I don't think so.
Max [holding up a crowbar]: No? Well, then, I guess we get to find out how high your pain threshold really is.

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Max: I appreciate this.
Alec: Yeah, no worries. Anything for a friend, or a clone of a friend.

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Max: What is it with these snakes? It's like Ames White and his Familiars are following me around.
Alec: "Ames White and his Familiars." Kinda sounds like a rock band, you know?

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Logan: Huh.
Max: "Huh" as in, "Strange, but I know exactly what it is, huh," or "Huh, what the hell is going on?"

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Max: I drank a bottle of something that said "Tattoos From Within." Was that wrong?

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White: Now, before I kill you and end this little story, I have to ask you about my son. Is he alive?
Max: No. Yeah. Well, what was the question?

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Max: Two million years of human evolution and this is what we get. You morons.

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Logan: "Now look what you've done."

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Max: "Today, I'm proud to be a freak."

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Mole: Hey, Max. How'd it go?
Max: Ever notice how drug dealers have no sense of humor when it comes to money?

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Mole: I'll say one thing for ordinaries--they know when to run.
Joshua: Maybe we should run, too.
Mole: We don't run, we fall back.

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Normal: My golden boy's a mutant.
Alec: We prefer "genetically empowered."
Normal: Take me, Jesus.
Mole: Careful what you wish for.

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Max: What's that?
Alec: It's a hole in my body made by a bullet.
Max: Been there, done that.

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Joshua: He deserves to die! He killed Annie!
Max: No. He deserves to die, a lot. But if you kill him now, the only thing people will remember about today is how some transgenic killed a human being in cold blood...and then they'll never stop hunting us.

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