G.I. Joe Quotes

General Hawk: Lt. Falcon, I don't know how an arrogant misfit like you got into this outfit in the first place!
Tunnel Rat: [whispering] Are they going to shoot Falcon?
Law: No. This is just a preliminary hearing.
General Hawk: Three Joes injured and Serpentor freed by some bizarre new enemy, all because YOU can't follow orders! Your record is a shameful parade of insubordination and gross dereliction of duty. We searched your files in the hopes of finding SOME act of merit to offset the maximum penalty. We found... none!
Duke: [stepping down from the gallery] If it please the court, I ask that the defendant be spared.
General Hawk: On what grounds?
Lt. Falcon: [grabbing Duke's arm] Duke... don't.
Duke: [pulls away] I just know that deep inside, there's a Joe worth saving; Falcon is my half-brother.
General Hawk: [shock and surprise reverberates through the courtroom] We should confer on this. Duke, you may remove the defendant. [Falcon and Duke step outside]
Lt. Falcon: [angrily] Don't do me any more favors, "big-brother"!
Jinx: Falcon! Duke's just trying to help!
Lt. Falcon: How? By busting my chops every chance he gets?
Duke: I promised our mother I would keep an eye on him. Maybe I shouldn't have taken the job. [Falcon clenches his fist]
Tunnel Rat: He did the crime, he oughta do the time!
Big Lob: Now *you* might get penalized for his screw-up!
Lt. Falcon: Hey! Nobody's going to take the fall for me! I don't need your help! [grabs Duke by the shoulders]
Lt. Falcon: STA

Movie: G.I. Joe
Joe Dirt: And you'll be sticking your head out the window and check out chic dogs saying 'what's up, baby?'

Movie: G.I. Joe
Joe: [Joe picks ups Red VFX Juice] My kinda juice!

Movie: G.I. Joe
Joe: ...that voice! It really is Captain Blue! Wow! Hey, can I have your Autograph?
Captain Blue: ...no.

Movie: G.I. Joe
Most dictators and would-be Napoleon types are hampered by the need to pretend that they are pursuing a noble and just cause. Cobra Commander doesn't have that problem. This guy's in it for the money and the power, and if anybody else is interested in these things, they can pick up an assault rifle and get in line behind him.

TV Show: G.I. Joe
Hawk: We're soldiers. Our mission is to do the impossible, and make it look easy.

TV Show: G.I. Joe
Flint: I don't get it, Lady Jaye --- why are Snake-Eyes and Scarlett honoring the memory of Destro? He was the Enemy, wasn't he?
Lady Jaye: It's not easy to explain, Flint. I guess if you fight somebody long enough, you get to know them... and after a while, sometimes --- You start to respect them.

TV Show: G.I. Joe
Sierra Gordo Envoy: We want the best that money seized from Bourgois Capitalist Exploiters can buy!!

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Baroness: That ruin of a face! It's Snake Eyes!

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Cobra Commander: Real stealing is usually done on paper!

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Leonid: Hunger has no pride! Winter cares not for humanity!

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Stalker: You know who gives quarters to the bums on the street? Poor people. They're close enough to the edge to see the drop...

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Major Bludd: Living heroes have a tendency to become idealistic after a revolution. They have no concept of the mundane practicalities of government.
Dead heroes, on the other hand, are much more malleable.

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Scarlett: The bond between those who have been through combat together is a brotherhood sealed in blood and watched over by the ghosts of those who fell.

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Cobra Commander: Less declamation and more retaliation, if you don't mind, Dr. Mindbender!

TV Show: G.I. Joe