Ed, Edd, 'n Eddy Quotes

Ed: Eddy, truth or dare?
Eddy: Okay, dare, Ed.
Ed: Okay, I dare you, Eddy, to sprout the wings of a bat and stalk like a zombie while whistling Row Row Row Your Boat through a car wash!
Edd: Ed, try a more reasonable dare.
Ed: Okay, I dare you to be Double D!

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Ed: Jib said his work here was done.
Edd: Can we give it a rest already?
Eddy: Oh Ed...
Edd: Apparently not.

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Edd: Eddy, Ed's been showing strange symptoms. I'm concerned.
Eddy: I've been concerned about Ed since the first day I met him.

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Eddy: Ha ha ha. I'm going to be king. [Eddy crazily stuffs tags with his name on it - with some flying out - in the blue box. We hear drilling FX]
Edd: Well, Eddy. It seems that is the fake box so your shananagans won't let you cheat. [Edd has the real ballot box]

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Eddy: [laughing] You catch that, Ed? [to Edd]
Eddy: Uh, the what? I missed that. What's it called?
Edd: It's called a sextant, an astronomical instrument used to... [Ed and Eddy starts laughing]
Eddy: Again, sorry I missed it. What's it called?
Edd: It's commonly known as a sextant, Eddy. [Ed and Eddy laughs more]
Ed: Say it again, Double D!
Edd: [ponders, then realizes what he said] Oh my!

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[the Eds are dressed in a tall uniform]
Eddy: Hello, ladies. We're doing a survey and...
Edd: [whispers] Eddy!
Eddy: [changes his voice] I mean, um... I'm doing a survey and...
Lee: Our mom's not home right now.
Marie: Yeah, take a hike!
Eddy: I was wondering... how many anchors do you own? [grins]
May: That's stupid!
Lee: And you look familiar!
Marie: Are you form an informercial?
Eddy: No... I mean, Yes, and I'm very well known, quite popular, actually. You want my autograph?
Ed: [pops out from the legs] I'm the legs! [the costume falls apart]
Edd: Oh my! Exposed!
May: It's our boyfriends!
Marie: Eddy's such a weasel!
Lee: Let's get 'em, girls!
Ed: Oh no! Not me! [starts running]
Eddy: Run, Ed! Run!

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[Using a squirt gun, Eddy squirts water on top of Plank, making Jonny desperate for the bathroom]
Jonny: OK, I've stolen everybody's stuff! Now let me go, I gotta go to the bathroom!
Eddy: You heard him, boys! Case closed.

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[The Eds are in the forest, only to hear mysterious, yet haunting voices]
Kankers[Off-screen]: Ed, Edd and Eddy, sitting in a tree; K-I-S-S-I-N-G!

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[stuck to a giant spider web]
Ed: Help me, guys!! I don't want the fluids drained from my body!!

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[Edd drinks the energy drink, then he flies in the air and falls]
Edd: I fell tough and strong!

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[Eddy takes Ed and Edd to his bedroom closet]
Eddy: Welcome to my closet of dreams!

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[The Eds are crawling on sand as if they're stranded in a desert]
Eddy: W-W-W-W-Water! [sand comes out of his mouth]
Edd: H2O, please.
Ed: Gravy.
Eddy: I'm frying. [All three Eds collapse] The fat lady just sang, boys.
Ed: My life is flashing before my eyes.
Eddy: What life?

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Sarah: As I was saying, I am the queen! [smacks the table]
Ed: And we are your serviettes.
Eddy[talking about Sarah]: Next thing you know, she's gonna want a throne!
[Sarah is then seen, sat on a tower of chairs, obviously representing a throne]
Eddy: A toast to my big mouth!

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[Edd shows Eddy his new device in growing tall]
Edd: Behold, walking braces! You'll become a giant among the low-ground!
Eddy: [shoves them off his face] Do I look like a clown?
Ed: [lifts him up] C'mon, Eddy. Put 'em on!
Eddy: Put me down, I don't wanna wear your stupid boots!
Edd: But, Eddy, they'll make you taller.
Eddy: [plainly convinced] Taller? [Ed shoves the boots on Eddy's feet]
Eddy: [Unimpressed] Nice boots, Mr. Smarty-Pants, they-- [slams into the ceiling

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Edd: You have to try practicing first.

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[Eddy decides to sleep on the pavement. Edd walks by, who is doing a newspaper round]
Edd: Good morning, Eddy! Eddy?
Eddy[just waking up]: Get outta my room, Double-D.
Edd: I'm outside, Eddy. I've got a paper round.

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Jonny: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a ... [startled] oh my!
Eddy: Smile!

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Edd: [hears a ring] Someone's at the the door, Eddy!
Eddy: Get that, will ya! I'm trying to kneed this pizza dough!

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[Eddy feels as though he's not getting any good luck from his four-leaved clover. Jonny and Plank stumble upon it]
Jonny: Look, Plank a four-leaved clover. [stumbles upon a $20 bill]Whoa! Look, Plank! A $20 bill!
[Eddy notices Jonny's find]
Eddy: Wait! That's our luck!
Edd: That's always our luck.
[They soon hear Ed's belly rumbling again]
Ed: I'm hungry!

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[The Eds have the opportunity to hide in a game of Hide-n-Seek. Eddy is heading over to his hiding spot with some food]
Jimmy: 81, 82, 83...
Eddy: 24, 25, 26...
Jimmy: 27, 28, 29...
[Eddy gets into a metallic bush, which is the Eds' hiding spot]
Eddy: Ha! This is the best hiding spot!
Ed[With his mouth full]: We can stay here forever.
Edd: At the rate of your consumption, it may only be minutes.

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Ed: Look into the circley thing!
Rolf: You crazy?!
Ed: [turning to Eddy] It's not working, Eddy!
Eddy: Spin it, bean dip!
Ed: Thanks, Eddy!

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[Kevin's football hits Edd]
Kevin: Hey, dork! Throw it over!
Edd: Certainly, Kevin! Here it comes! [Weak throw]
Kevin[laughter] You throw like a two-year-old!
Rolf: Ya, and two-year-olds aren't even good at stuffing sausages!

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Eddy: We'll be slurping jawbreakers for weeks.
Edd: Ahh... Actually, Eddy, with current exchange rates, maybe an afternoon's worth.
Eddy: Ah, you don't know what you're talking about.

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Eddy: Ed, why is your helmet tied to your butt?
Ed: For protection.
[Eddy attempts to get the helmet off Ed's butt]
Eddy: It's meant for your head.
Ed: It's my butt!
Eddy: It's not safe!
Ed: Eddy, stop!
Eddy: It's not meant--
Ed and Eddy: Ahh![both fall down]

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Ed: Wake up, Eddy! Stop being unconscious now.
[Ed slaps Eddy out of unconsciousness]
Eddy: Ed! Ed, I'm awake!

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Ed[ringing doorbell]: Can Eddy come out to play?
Eddy: I'm right beside you, Ed.
Ed: Hi, Eddy!

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Edd: Oh my! Father wants me to mow the lawn! I DESTEST MOWING THE LAWN!

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[Due to the El Mango stink bomb getting wedged in the garage doorway, it explodes, sending the stench all over the cul-de-sac]
Edd: [screams] I can't breathe!
[The kids smell what was from the stink bomb, and immediately run away, except for the Eds]
Ed: Mmm. Something smells good.
Edd[Holding his nose]: It is said that scent is a gateway to one's true inner essence.
Eddy[dazed]: Yes! I stink, therefore I am!
[Eddy passes out whilst Ed continues to take a whiff of the stink bomb's contents]

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Eddy: What are we gonna do?
Edd: I suppose if we learned more about Kevin, he'd be more than happy to share his jawbreakers.
Eddy: Be Kevin's friends? We have a better chance of Ed growing a chin!
Ed: I wish I had four stomachs!

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Eddy: Where's the key?
Ed: I ate it! Discreetly.

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