Boy Meets World Quotes

Chet Hunter: I got two stupid boys. Y'all embarrass me in front of my dead friends

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Cory: I, I think that he knows we're too old for detention to scare us like it did when we were little kids right, so he's turned this school into a total chamber of horrors.
Angela Moore: Doctor Feeny's house of terror.

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Cory: [after a date at a poetry reading] I love poetry now! You know, I could be a poet: There once was a boy named Cory.
Eric: Who now has an interesting story!
Cory: He learned about kissin'...
Eric: And all he was missin'...
Shawn Hunter: When he and Topanga made out!
Cory: [to Shawn] Can you say summer school?

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Eric: [sees a spider on his arm] What do you think Mr. Birdy? [slurred]
Eric: Birdy bit me... left side paralyzed... losing consciousness...

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Eric Matthews: Think this calls for a celebration. [pulls out a sparkler]
Cory Matthews: [to his parents] Watch this.
Eric Matthews: [lights the sparkler] This is the eternal flame of the love of the Matthews- [yells in pain and throws the sparkler. Curtain catch fire]
Alan Matthews: [as the firefighters put out the fire] He's out! Shawn's in!
Amy Matthews: Somebody check the baby! Somebody save the baby!
Eric Matthews: Sparklers are fun!

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Sergeant Moore: Boy you are disgrace to this community, this country, and humanity in general!
Eric: Oh, wow!

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Cory: You mean you didn't have a good date?
Eric: No, I had a great date! She knew what to do, what to say. She was so cool. But her date dropped food, tripped over seats and couldn't think of anything good to say for nine innings.

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[Mr. Feeny takes Cory's headphones after he catches him listening to a walkman radio during class.]
Feeny: What is this, Mr. Matthews?
Cory: Huh? What'd you say, Mr. Feeny? You took my hearing aid.

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Cory: Dad, I need a job.
Alan: You need to be a kid.
Cory: I wanna be able to afford stuff!
Alan: So do I!

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Cory: What? Do all women have antennas hidden somewhere on their bodies?
Eric: I dunno. None of them will let me look.

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Feeny: Anyway, that night it was announced that President Truman was going on the radio to announce the war was going to end, and I asked my father if I could stay up with him to listen to it. What do you think he said?
Cory: I'm guessing either yes or no, but we both know how I do on multiple choice.

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Cory: [to Feeny] It's hard to imagine you as a kid. Did your parents call you Mr. Feeny?

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Morgan: Mommy, if my dolly is cold, can I put her in the toaster oven?
Amy: No, honey, that would be a mistake.
Morgan: Mommy?
Amy: What?
Morgan: I made a mistake.

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Amy: Cory, what did you do to your beautiful hair?
Cory: It wasn't beautiful, it looked like Velcro!
Eric: Nothing's gonna stick to that now, man.

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Cory: Shawn and I have another project we're working on.
Topanga: What is it?
Shawn: You know how those dolphins get caught in the tuna nets?
Topanga: Yeah?
Shawn: It's got nothing to do with that.

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Cory: Math: two plus two is always four. Science: the Earth always goes around the sun. History: Lincoln always gets shot in the head.
Feeny: Lincoln got off easy.

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Feeny: All right, Mr. Matthews, I will take you on. I shall prep you for the tournament. I know that your motives are not pure, but I hope your quest for the prize will lead you to the temple of knowledge.
Cory: Yeah, yeah, if it's on the way.

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Cory: Well, how come when I make paper airplanes I get detention and he doesn't?
[Feeny and Cory look towards Minkus making a paper airplane like a miniature-scale model of a helicopter.]
Cory: I withdraw the question.

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[Eric has bought Morgan a zombie costume for Halloween.]
Amy: There weren't any Cinderella costumes?
Eric: Hundreds of them.
Amy: And you had to pick axe-in-the-head here?
Eric: It was the last one, Mom. She picked it out herself, it was her decision.
Alan: Eric, 24 hours ago she didn't have any idea what a zombie was.
Morgan: The undead are cool!

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Cory: [referring to a baseball card] She paid $7 for it at a swap-meet.
Shawn: $7 in dog years: a Cal Ripkin rookie goes for $150 easy. Your grandmother must really love you.
Cory: Or she shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.
Shawn: You're kidding, aren't you?
Cory: I'm not sure.

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Eric: Nice? She's beautiful. I mean, she's the most incredible girl I ever kissed.
Cory: Which puts her on a list of about two?

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Cory: Minkus, get a life. That's your homework assignment: Get. A. Life.

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Cory: [reading attendance sheet] Lawrence, Topanga?
Topanga: [sitting on the floor on a pillow] I am channeling. I will only answer to the name of: [opens eyes] Oommmmmooooooowwwwwwooo!
Cory: Present... but not all here.

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[Cory is dressed as George Washington and Minkus is dressed as King George.]
Cory: Fine, keep your goods. Like we need your stinkin' British goods. We're American, we're independent. We'll get our goods from Japan!

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Cory: Just last night your son was imprisoned in his room, forbidden to go to the movies with his best friends.
Alan: Our daughter didn't dial random numbers in Saskatchewan just to hear people "talk Canadian".

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[Cory is dressed as George Washington]
Cory: How come every boring guy in history is named George?[Mr. Feeny looks at him angrily] I mean every dead boring guy.

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Feeny: You know what my favorite part about Christmas is?
Cory: I go away for a week?
Feeny: Yeah, that's pretty special.

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Alan: You know, Cor, when I was a kid, Christmas was about appreciating your gifts because they were given with love.
Cory: Oh, right. Glad that's over.

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Cory: Hey, Mom, this cereal is bogus. Where's my blue sugar moons? Where're my yellow teddy bears? All this is, is hamster food and cornflake dust. Where's all the good stuff?
Amy: Morgan.
Cory: She took out all the good stuff.
Morgan: I've been up since 6 o' clock!
Amy: What is this? Sugar-coated... sugar?
Morgan: I'm feeling very perky!
Amy: Come on, Morgan, let's get you into bed.
Morgan: How come? How come? How come how come how come?
Amy: Because if we hurry we might just make it before the coma.
Morgan: Coma? Coma? Coma coma coma?
Alan: Don't waste this, honey, have her paint the house.

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Cory: Friday, I love Friday. Soon I'm gonna be home for the whole weekend.
Amy: Friday, I hate Friday. Soon you're gonna be home for the whole weekend.
Cory: Oh, you love me.
Amy: Oh, you wish.

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