Veronica Mars Quotes
Veronica: Look Dad, do what you gotta do, okay? I've seen too much working here to ever be surprised again.
Keith: I know you, Veronica. You're not that jaded.
Veronica: I didn't used to be. I had this one shining example that gave me some faith.
Keith: I know you, Veronica. You're not that jaded.
Veronica: I didn't used to be. I had this one shining example that gave me some faith.
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Logan: Why can't you for once just leave things alone?
Veronica: Okay, now you're starting to piss me off.
Logan: [yelling] Frankly, Veronica, so what? You're not invincible, and you're not always right.
Keith: Hey! You might want to stop yelling at my daughter.
Logan: Yeah? You might want to start.
Veronica: Okay, now you're starting to piss me off.
Logan: [yelling] Frankly, Veronica, so what? You're not invincible, and you're not always right.
Keith: Hey! You might want to stop yelling at my daughter.
Logan: Yeah? You might want to start.
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Dick: So, not only did Chip get Kojak'd, someone put a Roman numeral on one of those little plastic Easter eggs, and stuck it in his… where-the-sun-don't-shine place. And you know where that is.
Veronica: Worst. Easter Egg Hunt. Ever.
Veronica: Worst. Easter Egg Hunt. Ever.
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Veronica: Side question: what do you know about Patrice Petrelli?
Hallie: God! What's with all the questions? What's next — do you wanna know where I buried Jimmy Hoffman?
Veronica: Dustin's brother?
Hallie: God! What's with all the questions? What's next — do you wanna know where I buried Jimmy Hoffman?
Veronica: Dustin's brother?
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Veronica: That's all sweet and great, but it doesn't really work that way. It's not like this is all some new facet of my personality. You know who I am. You know what I do.
Logan: And?
Veronica: And this isn't gonna change. And if you can't accept that, this isn't gonna work.
Logan: And you know who I am. And you're constantly expecting me to change. [she looks at him dumbfounded] And even right now as you're thinking, "Crap, he's got a point," you still think you're ultimately right. I love you Veronica. I love you. [after no response] Do you love me?
Veronica: Yeah.
Logan: Then can we try to go a little easier on each other?
Veronica: Yeah. I think that's a good idea.
Logan: [hugs her] So are we okay?
Veronica: Yeah, we're okay.
Logan: And?
Veronica: And this isn't gonna change. And if you can't accept that, this isn't gonna work.
Logan: And you know who I am. And you're constantly expecting me to change. [she looks at him dumbfounded] And even right now as you're thinking, "Crap, he's got a point," you still think you're ultimately right. I love you Veronica. I love you. [after no response] Do you love me?
Veronica: Yeah.
Logan: Then can we try to go a little easier on each other?
Veronica: Yeah. I think that's a good idea.
Logan: [hugs her] So are we okay?
Veronica: Yeah, we're okay.
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[Dick moons the women activists' float as they celebrate the fall of the Greek system.]
Veronica: Great job, Dick. I'm sure you won that debate.
Logan: Well, he's a master debater.
Veronica: Great job, Dick. I'm sure you won that debate.
Logan: Well, he's a master debater.
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Veronica: Something wrong?
Logan: I can't do this anymore, Veronica. [Veronica looks at him in confusion] You know, I've been thinking... this isn't working. And I don't think I quite measure up to the person you want me to be and... I just can't take feeling like a disappointment anymore.
Veronica: Logan, I don't...
Logan: [interrupts her] Wait, let me get this out okay? The other thing... you told me you weren't built to let people help you.
Veronica: That's not exactly what I said...
Logan: It's close. And you know what? I'm not built to stand on the sidelines. [Veronica nods] And I think we have a choice. I think we can take a tough, but survivable amount of pain now...or stay together and deal with unbearable pain later. So I vote for the pain now. [They both start to tear up] But I'm always here... if you need anything. [kisses her on the forehead] But you never need anything.
Logan: I can't do this anymore, Veronica. [Veronica looks at him in confusion] You know, I've been thinking... this isn't working. And I don't think I quite measure up to the person you want me to be and... I just can't take feeling like a disappointment anymore.
Veronica: Logan, I don't...
Logan: [interrupts her] Wait, let me get this out okay? The other thing... you told me you weren't built to let people help you.
Veronica: That's not exactly what I said...
Logan: It's close. And you know what? I'm not built to stand on the sidelines. [Veronica nods] And I think we have a choice. I think we can take a tough, but survivable amount of pain now...or stay together and deal with unbearable pain later. So I vote for the pain now. [They both start to tear up] But I'm always here... if you need anything. [kisses her on the forehead] But you never need anything.
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[Veronica is staring into space.]
Mac: Veronica?
Veronica: I'm fine.
Mac: I know. We know. But it's okay if you're not.
Veronica: I'm fine. Seriously. I just told the two of you because I thought you should know. I'm not looking for a pity party.
Wallace: That's good, 'cause I always get stuck blowing up the pity balloons.
Mac: Veronica?
Veronica: I'm fine.
Mac: I know. We know. But it's okay if you're not.
Veronica: I'm fine. Seriously. I just told the two of you because I thought you should know. I'm not looking for a pity party.
Wallace: That's good, 'cause I always get stuck blowing up the pity balloons.
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Veronica: Howdy, boys. Anyone up for going to a Pi Sig blowout? [Wallace and Piz look unimpressed] Beer and ladies and music...and other stuff guys like, I'm sure? Fast cars, loose slots, electronic gadgetry? Televised sports? Pornography? Nothing? None of this grabs you?
Piz: We were already planning on going.
Wallace: I think everybody at Hearst is gonna be there.
Veronica: Awesome. Then you can help me out.
Wallace: Suddenly, it sounds like a lot less fun.
Piz: We were already planning on going.
Wallace: I think everybody at Hearst is gonna be there.
Veronica: Awesome. Then you can help me out.
Wallace: Suddenly, it sounds like a lot less fun.
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Mac: Are you freaking kidding me? The Pi Sig mega apocalypse? Hump the furniture, party back to the stone age, fifty keg bacchanalia?
Veronica: Sounds like fun, right?
Mac: Will they let me in? I think all the glitter has come off my porn star tube top.
Veronica: Please, Mac.
Mac: ...Resistance is futile.
Veronica: Sounds like fun, right?
Mac: Will they let me in? I think all the glitter has come off my porn star tube top.
Veronica: Please, Mac.
Mac: ...Resistance is futile.
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Mercer: Unicorns? Really? Well, we'll definitely be needing some mood music. You know, techno has a bad reputation, but I think it's undeserved. Groan if you disagree. Good. We're on the same page. It's unfortunate that when you wake up, all you'll know is that your hair is gone...because it's gonna be good. I'd wager your best ever. And it's a me thing, I'm sorry to say. I...have no patience. I mean, if I'd met you in a bar or at a party, I would have had you back here and on your back in an hour. But that's an hour of my life I would have never had back, an hour of listening to you talk about unicorns and your high-school boyfriend and how you hate the taste of beer. I'm just taking what you would have happily given. I mean, that's hardly a crime.
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[Mac arrives with two people in white lab coats.]
Veronica: Mac! And the people coming to take me away.
Veronica: Mac! And the people coming to take me away.
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[The trio mentions the missing monkey and lab rats.]
Veronica: Monkey?
Mac: As in "touch my".
Veronica: Monkey?
Mac: As in "touch my".
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Veronica: Hey, you never told me what happened with your whole man crush thing.
Mac: Wallace has a man crush?
Piz: The man crush isn't me, is it?
Veronica: Some guy following him around campus. Is it Piz?
Mac: Wallace has a man crush?
Piz: The man crush isn't me, is it?
Veronica: Some guy following him around campus. Is it Piz?
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[Talking about relationships]
Veronica: Like why bother with something that's not good, cause if it's not good -
Piz: It's bad. Exactly. But these guys were like, 'as long as she's got a pair of-' [makes a motion for breasts and Veronica gives him a look] You know, it was indelicate.
Veronica: What's indelicate about shoes?
Piz: [laughs] But I figure, you know I know what I like. Why waste my time?
Veronica: Like why bother with something that's not good, just because it's something?
Piz: Especially when you know the difference. Which not many people do. I mean, do you?
Veronica: I - I think I do.
Piz: You see I think it's like 90% of life, just knowing the difference.
Veronica: Like why bother with something that's not good, cause if it's not good -
Piz: It's bad. Exactly. But these guys were like, 'as long as she's got a pair of-' [makes a motion for breasts and Veronica gives him a look] You know, it was indelicate.
Veronica: What's indelicate about shoes?
Piz: [laughs] But I figure, you know I know what I like. Why waste my time?
Veronica: Like why bother with something that's not good, just because it's something?
Piz: Especially when you know the difference. Which not many people do. I mean, do you?
Veronica: I - I think I do.
Piz: You see I think it's like 90% of life, just knowing the difference.
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Lamb: Always looking for a crime where there isn't one. Think you need a new hobby, Keith.
Keith: Oh, I don't know. I find solving an investigation very relaxing. You should give it a try some time.
Keith: Oh, I don't know. I find solving an investigation very relaxing. You should give it a try some time.
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Veronica: Brian and Fred, as demented as this sounds, thought you'd have more confidence with girls if you... lost your virginity.
Max: I'm gonna go kill my friends now, so, if you could just leave me a bill.
Max: I'm gonna go kill my friends now, so, if you could just leave me a bill.
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Max: Can you still find her?
Veronica: Um... yes. But she'll still be a prostitute.
Max: I'm not stupid, Veronica, okay? We had something, I know it. There are some things you can't fake.
Veronica: And there are some things women are universally known for faking, and this girl is a professional.
Max: When I dropped her off at the airport, she had tears in her eyes.
Veronica: Are you sure she wasn't thinking of the cab fare back?
Veronica: Um... yes. But she'll still be a prostitute.
Max: I'm not stupid, Veronica, okay? We had something, I know it. There are some things you can't fake.
Veronica: And there are some things women are universally known for faking, and this girl is a professional.
Max: When I dropped her off at the airport, she had tears in her eyes.
Veronica: Are you sure she wasn't thinking of the cab fare back?
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[Veronica does an online search for Max's hooker based on his nerdy friends' description.]
Veronica: It's like a Zagat guide for hookers. How did people find sex before there was an Internet?
Veronica: It's like a Zagat guide for hookers. How did people find sex before there was an Internet?
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Veronica: From 18,000 down to two. Your attention to detail has served us well, young Jedis.
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Veronica: I just want to get to a place with you where we can be really... intimate.
Logan: That's what the female praying mantis says before she bites the male's head off.
Logan: That's what the female praying mantis says before she bites the male's head off.
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Logan: Jeans, bold choice. Hope the maitre'd is fashion forward.
Veronica: Did you and Madison have sex over winter break?
[Logan looks at Veronica and doesn't respond]
Veronica: I asked you point blank--
Logan: And I lied. Point blank. It wasn't information that you had a right to know. I knew you wouldn't be able to deal with the Madison thing.
Veronica: Which 'thing' are you talking about? The 'she roofied me thing' or the thing 'when I stumbled to my car in the morning wondering where my virginity was and she had written slut on my windshield'? Was that what you thought I couldn't deal with? I am so genuinely sick right now. If I could've eaten anything today I'd be throwing up all over your floor.
Logan: We were broken up at the time.
Veronica: You know how I feel about her! There is no way that at some point while it was happening you weren't thinking about how much I'd hate you being with her.
Logan: It wasn't like that.
Veronica: No? Do you want another variation cause I have a million sickening scenarios running on a loop right now.
Logan: I wasn't trying to hurt you.
Veronica: Oh no. Really? Imagine if you tried.
Logan: What do you want me to do? What can I do?
Veronica: Make it not true. Get it out of my head and never let me think about it again. Cause unless you can do that, this is something I'm never getting past.
Veronica: Did you and Madison have sex over winter break?
[Logan looks at Veronica and doesn't respond]
Veronica: I asked you point blank--
Logan: And I lied. Point blank. It wasn't information that you had a right to know. I knew you wouldn't be able to deal with the Madison thing.
Veronica: Which 'thing' are you talking about? The 'she roofied me thing' or the thing 'when I stumbled to my car in the morning wondering where my virginity was and she had written slut on my windshield'? Was that what you thought I couldn't deal with? I am so genuinely sick right now. If I could've eaten anything today I'd be throwing up all over your floor.
Logan: We were broken up at the time.
Veronica: You know how I feel about her! There is no way that at some point while it was happening you weren't thinking about how much I'd hate you being with her.
Logan: It wasn't like that.
Veronica: No? Do you want another variation cause I have a million sickening scenarios running on a loop right now.
Logan: I wasn't trying to hurt you.
Veronica: Oh no. Really? Imagine if you tried.
Logan: What do you want me to do? What can I do?
Veronica: Make it not true. Get it out of my head and never let me think about it again. Cause unless you can do that, this is something I'm never getting past.
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Rev. Capistrano: Try to be forgiving. It’s the only way. Anger will tear you down. It'll make you less of the person that you want to be. And it will tear apart your soul. The Bible teaches us that he who is slow to anger is better than the mighty, and he who rules his spirit can capture a city. He who is slow to anger has great understanding, but he who is quick-tempered exalts folly.
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Keith: I need to see the sheriff.
Deputy Sachs: I don't know, Keith. He looks kind of busy.
Keith: Well, that's something I gotta see.
Deputy Sachs: I don't know, Keith. He looks kind of busy.
Keith: Well, that's something I gotta see.
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Logan: Hey. Uh, Veronica asked me to bring you this.
Mac: Performing a favor from a jail cell? The girl has serious friendship skills.
Mac: Performing a favor from a jail cell? The girl has serious friendship skills.
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Sheriff Lamb: I know you from somewhere.
Wallace: Yeah, you told me to go see the Wizard and ask him for some guts.
Sheriff Lamb: Well, did you?
Wallace: Yeah. [smirks] He said to let you know that you're the only sheriff in America that he considers a true Friend of Dorothy.
Wallace: Yeah, you told me to go see the Wizard and ask him for some guts.
Sheriff Lamb: Well, did you?
Wallace: Yeah. [smirks] He said to let you know that you're the only sheriff in America that he considers a true Friend of Dorothy.
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Keith: Honey...why is there a pistol in the freezer?
Veronica: Because there's this guy, see, and I want to put him on ice. Because revenge is a dish best served cold. Because I want to commit murder in the 28th degree?
Keith: Stop.
Veronica: Because there's this guy, see, and I want to put him on ice. Because revenge is a dish best served cold. Because I want to commit murder in the 28th degree?
Keith: Stop.
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