Ugly Betty Quotes

Wilhelmina: I'm Wilhelmina Slater and I don't get wet.

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Marc: Aw, are you playing "Papa Can You Hear Me" again?
Amanda: I'm just spending some quality time with my dads. Today I'm feeling particularly close to Jimmy "Jay Jay" Walker. Dynamite.

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Wilhelmina: You're right. I've been hormotional.

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Gio: I don't wanna be the rebound guy. I wanna be the guy.

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Gio: You frenched me Suarez. You frenched me good.
Betty: I did not french you!
[Betty walks away. Gio follows her, pretending to chaperone the dance.]
Betty: Gio, I have an article that I need to write. So please stop distracting me.
Gio: What? I'm chaperoning here.
Betty: And who calls it "frenching"?

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[repeated line]
Henry: It's just something I know.

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Wilhelmina Slater: Come on, girl, I am black, you are Mexican, let's not talk around it like a couple of dull white people!

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Wilhelmina Slater: I have flower problems, catering problems, and Bradford wants something called a Shania Twain to perform at our reception.

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Wilhelmina Slater: What is it with white people and Taye Diggs?

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Joel: You look familiar. Have we met?
Wilhelmina Slater: We're not even meeting now.

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Evelyn: Ok, so you see that stripper? She used to a nun, and she's pregnant with the butcher's baby, but she doesn't know that the butcher is her second cousin.
Wilhelmina Slater: Story as old as time.

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Henry: It's just something I know.

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Daniel Meade: [Daniel is talking about his relationship with Sofia] I'm this close to splitting a Cobb salad with Sarah Jessica Parker and talking about shoes!

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Daniel Meade: Betty, wait...
Betty Suarez: This is what you wanted, isn't it? To humiliate me and make me quit? God forbid you had to work with the ugly girl your dad forced you to hire.

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Daniel Meade: Maybe instead of Christmas we do other winter holidays... Kwanzaa?
Wilhelmina Slater: Did you just gesture at me when you said Kwanzaa?

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Daniel Meade: She used to like taking us to clothing museums.
Alexis Meade: Those were stores, dumbass! She just called them museums to get us out of school.

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Hilda Suarez: Betty, have you though about exploring other options?
Betty Suarez: Hilda, I am not going to sell Herbalux.

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Hilda Suarez: Looks like a gay version of Star Trek.

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Betty Suarez: There is nobody here who cares about filling the inside, they only care about fixing the outside! You know what, this concealer here, this doesn't change the fact that she doesn't have a house! And this, this eyeliner isn't going to bring back the people you love! These women have lost everything, and there is not enough styling gel in here to change that.

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Betty Suarez: You are an attractive, intelligent, confident businesswoman.

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Betty Suarez: You can take my bunny, but you can't take my spirit!

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Amanda Tanen: Can you believe he's asking Betty for dating advice? That's like asking Britney Spears for parenting tips.

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Amanda Tanen: Hey, what's different about you? Did you get your hair cut?
Betty Suarez: I'm wearing an eye patch.
Amanda Tanen: You didn't always have that?

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Amanda Tanen: I'm sorry. You were looking at me and saying things - I wasn't really listening.

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Marc St. James: [Marc and Amanda are trying to contact Gene Simmons] Maybe you need to communicate with him in his own language.
Amanda Tanen: Hebrew?

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Marc St. James: [Marc and Amanda are writing a song for Gene Simmons] If Gene Simmons were here right now, what would you say to him from your heart?
Amanda Tanen: [Amanda improvises a song] A psychic told me your name, and I was glad / You didn't return my calls and I got sad/ I promise if you meet me, I won't be bad / I just want the chance to call you my father
Marc St. James: I can only hope that one day I'll have an illegitimate daughter who will sing me a song thats that beautiful.

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Marc St. James: Hey Grub-stank, Grunstank! We need our checks early.
Amanda Tanen: Yeah, got to buy me a red dress Grub-STANK.
Henry: It's Grubstick! Grub-stick! Got it? It's one of the oldest and most honored names in Dutch history! Which loosely translates to; he-who- gives-the-fairest-price-for-his-bricks! The name is venerated and I am proud to be a Grub-Stick!
Amanda Tanen: [Her and Marc walking rapidly away] Did he just get really hot?
Marc St. James: [Taking his inhaler] Never been more attracted to anyone in my life.

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Marc St. James: I swear on the abs of Mark Wahlberg.
Amanda Tanen: Wow, you are serious.

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Marc St. James: I'm not going stag, hag!
Amanda Tanen: You'll have to buy your own beer, queer!
Marc St. James: You can't just ditch, bitch!

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Marc St. James: Mandy, you're going to be a reality TV star! It's what every pretty girl with no specific talent dreams of.

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