Ugly Betty Quotes
[Betty will be leaving Mode.]
Marc: Would it be okay to have a goodbye party and not invite her?
Marc: Would it be okay to have a goodbye party and not invite her?
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Henry: [to Betty] Guess I'll be on top of you the next couple of days... party-wise.
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Christina: [telling Santa what she wants for Christmas] A heart for Wilhelmina, courage for Marc and a brain for Amanda.
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Justin: You did run over her tree. And Christmas is a time of love and forgiveness.
Hilda: Grow up, Tiny Tim.
Hilda: Grow up, Tiny Tim.
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Gabe: I should probably know better than to date my patients anyway. Especially the cute ones.
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Daniel: [leaving a voicemail for Sofia] I have something to tell you... you do take my breath away. You make my heart beat faster. You make my palms sweat... but that doesn't mean I don't love you: it means I do. Sometimes your heart knows things your mind can't explain, and my heart doesn't race for anyone else. I love you, Sofia... This is Daniel, by the way.
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Daniel: Apparently my credit rating is lower than that of most convicted felons.
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[Walter, caught stalking Betty at the drugstore, takes something from a shelf.]
Walter: What? I'm shopping.
Betty: Walter, you do not have a feminine itch!
Walter: What? I'm shopping.
Betty: Walter, you do not have a feminine itch!
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Wilhemina: [about Daniel] For his 28th birthday, he tried to buy an island. And Jennifer Lopez.
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Betty: Hunter, do you have a girlfriend?
Hunter I have girlfriends, boyfriends, all sorts of things!
Betty: Um, so you mean you're bisexual?
Hunter: That's right, babe. If you buy, I'm sexual.
Hunter I have girlfriends, boyfriends, all sorts of things!
Betty: Um, so you mean you're bisexual?
Hunter: That's right, babe. If you buy, I'm sexual.
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Constance: My name is Constance, not "lady."
Ignacio: I was giving you the benefit of the doubt.
Ignacio: I was giving you the benefit of the doubt.
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Christina[about a patron at a strip club]: That woman is about to marry some fat, bald, pasty-looking dentist. This is her last supper. She is cashing out!
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Marc: By the way, when we move into Daniels office I'm not sitting on Betty's old chair... 'cause this bum don't slum.
Wilhelmina: Um, that's not what I've heard.
Wilhelmina: Um, that's not what I've heard.
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Fashion TV reporter: "And speaking of disasters... it's time for our daily dose of Daniel. There's been no sign of the recently dumped boytoy, but rumor has it that he's in Brazil licking his wounds... and anything else that walks by.
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Marc[about Betty]: Lets hit her with a stick and watch how much candy falls out.
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Wilhelmina: It looks like that skiing accident has done you a world of good... Alex Meade.
Alexis Meade: Alexis, darling. It's Alexis now.
Alexis Meade: Alexis, darling. It's Alexis now.
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Becks: There weren't any hotties in Africa. I mean, they're thin — but it's sick thin, not hot thin.
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Amanda[to Marc]: You booking a cruise? You can't afford to book a cruise to the bathroom on the 17th floor.
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Henry: When the paparazzi are stalking accountants, you know it's bad.
Betty: I know. They were following me, too. And one of them thought my glasses and nose were a disguise.
Betty: I know. They were following me, too. And one of them thought my glasses and nose were a disguise.
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Claire: It's ridiculous. One DUI, you OD a couple of times, show up naked at a garden party, and suddenly everyone treats you like a child.
Betty: Daniel just wanted to make sure you wouldn't hurt yourself.
Claire: [takes a perfume bottle from Betty] If I wanted to drink this, what could you do to stop me? [Betty knocks the bottle from Claire's hand] Not bad.
Betty: Daniel just wanted to make sure you wouldn't hurt yourself.
Claire: [takes a perfume bottle from Betty] If I wanted to drink this, what could you do to stop me? [Betty knocks the bottle from Claire's hand] Not bad.
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Evelyn[watching a telenovela]: So you see that stripper? She used to be a nun, and she's pregnant with the butcher's baby, but she doesn't know that the butcher is her second cousin.
Wilhelmina: A story as old as time.
Wilhelmina: A story as old as time.
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