Takin' Over the Asylum Quotes
Campbell: This is Campbell Bain's Looney Tunes Show. And I hope everyone in this old house is ready to rock and roll. That's right, because it's time for the Looney Tunes Show, and I want you dancin', loonies. I want you singing along; I want you clapping your hands. And stampin' your feet. If there's a strange voice in your head, get it to sing along. If there's a catatonic sittin' next to you, wake 'em up! This is for all of you having ECT tomorrow. I hope you get some good vibrations... [plays "Good Vibrations"]
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Campbell: "Inspired is when you believe you can do anything. Manic is when you know it."
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Campbell: "You've just gotta say (faux American accent) 'I'm not gonna take anymore 'a dis Crapola"
Rosalie: "I can't do that!"
Campbell: "How no'?"
Rosalie: "I'm not American"
Rosalie: "I can't do that!"
Campbell: "How no'?"
Rosalie: "I'm not American"
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Campbell: "I don't have to conform to vagaries of time and space...I'm a loony for god's sake!"
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Campbell: "I'll introduce you to the loonies later. They're watchin' Neighbours at the moment. It's the high point of the patient's day. And eating I suppose. Two high points; Eating and watching Neighbours. And sleeping. Three high-points! It's a wonder the patients aren't exhausted from the excitement, aye?"
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Campbell: "They tried to get it going a couple of years ago. Rumour has it that the next morning, 122 patients told their shrinks they were hearin' voices. And they prescribed them 6,000 pounds' worth of tranquilizers before they realized it was the hospital radio. So it had to be stopped." [incredulously] "I don't believe it myself. I can't believe that 122 patients could no' be watchin' television at the same time".
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Campbell: "Sometimes you just have to look somebody in the eye and tell the truth that should be instead of the truth that is."
TV Show: Takin' Over the Asylum