The Invisible Man Quotes
Darien Fawkes: What, you never had an invisible friend?
Robert Hobbes: I had invisible enemies.
Robert Hobbes: I had invisible enemies.
Movie: The Invisible Man
Herbert Higgins: Have you been scalded or have you got the mange?
Robert Griffin: Neither. I'm invisible.
Herbert Higgins: You - Oh, don't make me laugh! Next thing you'll be telling me you curl up and sleep in a buttercup.
Robert Griffin: Neither. I'm invisible.
Herbert Higgins: You - Oh, don't make me laugh! Next thing you'll be telling me you curl up and sleep in a buttercup.
Movie: The Invisible Man
Old Man: It's a conjuring trick, that's what it is. I saw a fellow make a peanut disappear once.
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The Invisible Man: I give you a last chance to leave me alone.
Const. Jaffers: Give me a last chance? You've commited assualt, that's what you've done and you can come along to the station with me. Come along now. Come quietly unless you want me to put the handcuffs on
The Invisible Man: Stop where you are! You don't know what you're doing
Const. Jaffers: I know what I'm doing alright. Come on
Man in Pub: Take him with you Man in Pub # 2: Lock him up.
The Invisible Man: All right, you fools. You've brought it on yourselves! Everything would have come right if you'd only left me alone. You've driven me near madness with your peering through the keyholes and gaping through the curtains. And now you'll suffer for it! You're crazy to know who I am, aren't you? All right! I'll show you! [the Invisible Man removes his fake nose]
The Invisible Man: There's a souvenior for you, and one for you. I'll show you who I am and what I am. [the Invisible Man removes his bandages and fake hair]
Const. Jaffers: Look he's all eaten away
Const. Jaffers: Give me a last chance? You've commited assualt, that's what you've done and you can come along to the station with me. Come along now. Come quietly unless you want me to put the handcuffs on
The Invisible Man: Stop where you are! You don't know what you're doing
Const. Jaffers: I know what I'm doing alright. Come on
Man in Pub: Take him with you Man in Pub # 2: Lock him up.
The Invisible Man: All right, you fools. You've brought it on yourselves! Everything would have come right if you'd only left me alone. You've driven me near madness with your peering through the keyholes and gaping through the curtains. And now you'll suffer for it! You're crazy to know who I am, aren't you? All right! I'll show you! [the Invisible Man removes his fake nose]
The Invisible Man: There's a souvenior for you, and one for you. I'll show you who I am and what I am. [the Invisible Man removes his bandages and fake hair]
Const. Jaffers: Look he's all eaten away
Movie: The Invisible Man
[Voice-over during theme]
Darien Fawkes: There once was a story about a man that could turn invisible. I thought it was only a story until it happened to me. You see, there's this stuff called quicksilver that bends light. My brother and some scientists made into a synthetic gland and that's where I come in. You see, I was facing life in prison, so we made a deal, they put the gland in my brain, I walk free. The operation was a complete success, but that's where everything started to go wrong.
Darien Fawkes: There once was a story about a man that could turn invisible. I thought it was only a story until it happened to me. You see, there's this stuff called quicksilver that bends light. My brother and some scientists made into a synthetic gland and that's where I come in. You see, I was facing life in prison, so we made a deal, they put the gland in my brain, I walk free. The operation was a complete success, but that's where everything started to go wrong.
Movie: The Invisible Man
Bobby Hobbes: Come on, we're partners, aren't we? What are you? GS-2, GS-3, what?
Darien Fawkes: They mentioned something like, was it a GS-6 or something?
Bobby Hobbes: GS-6.
Darien Fawkes: : Is that good?
Darien Fawkes: They mentioned something like, was it a GS-6 or something?
Bobby Hobbes: GS-6.
Darien Fawkes: : Is that good?
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Darien Fawkes: What's her name anyway?
Bobby Hobbes: "The", last name "Keeper"
Bobby Hobbes: "The", last name "Keeper"
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Darien Fawkes: Oh! Kevin! What can I tell you about my brother Kevin?
[Shot of boy throwing Legos in the air.]
Darien Fawkes: That's me.
[Shot of boy building a DNA model out of Legos.]
Darien Fawkes: That's Kevin.
[Shot of man running from a police car in pursuit.]
Voice: Suspect is a white male approximately 21 years of age.
Darien Fawkes: That's me.
[Shot of Kevin graduating college.]
Voice: A man of brilliance and vision.
Darien Fawkes: That's Kevin.
[Shot of boy throwing Legos in the air.]
Darien Fawkes: That's me.
[Shot of boy building a DNA model out of Legos.]
Darien Fawkes: That's Kevin.
[Shot of man running from a police car in pursuit.]
Voice: Suspect is a white male approximately 21 years of age.
Darien Fawkes: That's me.
[Shot of Kevin graduating college.]
Voice: A man of brilliance and vision.
Darien Fawkes: That's Kevin.
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The Keeper: When you're invisible, the only one really watching you is you.
Darien Fawkes: Wow, could you print that up and put that on a keychain for me?
Darien Fawkes: Wow, could you print that up and put that on a keychain for me?
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Darien Fawkes: By the way, I want my tombstone to say, "Too late, he's already dead." You know, just in case more people show up wanting to screw my life over.
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Kevin Fawkes: We have to think about premature visibility.
Darien Fawkes: Premature visibility.
Kevin Fawkes: It can happen if you get distracted.
Darien Fawkes: Well, then we need to get some uglier nurses.
Darien Fawkes: Premature visibility.
Kevin Fawkes: It can happen if you get distracted.
Darien Fawkes: Well, then we need to get some uglier nurses.
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Darien Fawkes: You're in the spy business and you don't have a safe house?
The Official: It was either a safe house or the electric bill.
The Official: It was either a safe house or the electric bill.
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Bobby Hobbes: All right. Let's review our options: Quicksilver madness - dead. Unchecked infection - dead. Escape the building - dead. Stay in the building until Protocol Thirty-Four elapses - dead.
Darien Fawkes: Oh, you left out being struck by a giant meteor.
Darien Fawkes: Oh, you left out being struck by a giant meteor.
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Darien Fawkes: You gotta fix me.
The Keeper: Did you break yourself already?
The Keeper: Did you break yourself already?
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Darien Fawkes: Look I'm telling you, this thing they put in my head. I think it's evil, and I think it's trying to take over.
The Keeper: It's a bio-synthetic gland. It's not evil.
The Keeper: It's a bio-synthetic gland. It's not evil.
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The Keeper: If you hadn't so recently vomited, I would kiss you!
Bobby Hobbes: I could eat a mint.
Bobby Hobbes: I could eat a mint.
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Albert Eberts: Sir, may I have permission to go to the file room?
The Keeper: Albert, we're less than twenty-four hours from being vaporized and you want to finish up paper work?
Bobby Hobbes: Leave him be. It comforts him.
The Keeper: Albert, we're less than twenty-four hours from being vaporized and you want to finish up paper work?
Bobby Hobbes: Leave him be. It comforts him.
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The Keeper: Did you have to drop this on the ground, Darien?
Darien Fawkes: I was on my way to get a breakfast Burrito when I pulled a rat skeleton out of my pocket. What did you want me to do? Hug him? Pet him? Call him George?
Darien Fawkes: I was on my way to get a breakfast Burrito when I pulled a rat skeleton out of my pocket. What did you want me to do? Hug him? Pet him? Call him George?
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Darien Fawkes: The U.S. Postal Service promises that 'Neither snow, nor rain, nor heat, nor gloom of night stays their couriers from their swift completion of their appointed routes'. But gunfire?... Now, I found that that tends to bring most routines to a screeching halt.
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Darien Fawkes: A babe named Princess Diana once said that 'If men had to have babies, they would only have one'. Truer words were never spoken.
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