Charmed Quotes

Dumain: My lords, we come from the future to warn you about it. The Charmed Ones will get The Hollow at the same time Billie and Christy will.
Christy Jenkins: Which means we've gotta get to it before they do this time. [Billie and The Charmed Ones appear]
Dumain: Get of here! [they vanquish The Triad]
Dumain: No!
Piper Halliwell: Oh, yes. [Piper vanquishes both Dumains]
Christy Jenkins: I don't understand. How could this happen?
Paige Matthews: Billie projected us here. By focusing on you.
Piper Halliwell: Paige.
Paige Matthews: Ring! [Paige orbs the ring away from Christy]
Christy Jenkins: [to Billie] How could you?
Billie Jenkins: Christy, please. It's over. Just come home.

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Grams: Have you been exercising your powers daily?
Piper: Do I need to?
Grams: Well, you know, if you don't want to lose control of them. Did you perform a ritual to promote growth? [Piper and Leo look sheepish]
Grams: Did you cast a spell to ward off demonic parasites? [Piper and Leo continue to look ashamed]
Grams: Sweetheart, what did you do?
Leo: We built a nursery in our bedroom closet.
Grams: No wonder this baby summoned me.

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Paige: They're dicks.
Kyle Brody: [chuckles] Dicks.
Paige: No, like private eyes. Detectives. Don't you see? They wrote themselves in as the heroes of their own books. Like Sam Spade or Philip Marlowe.

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Patty Halliwell: We didn't tell anybody because we were afraid that there would be reprisals, afraid that, you girls would be denied your powers. Your birthright. It happened after your father and I were divorced, when Sam and I were together.
Cole: Sam?
Leo: Her white lighter.
Cole: Apples don't fall far from the forbidden tree, I see.
Piper Halliwell: Shh! Go on.
Patty Halliwell: You were both toddlers. You just thought Mommy got a little fat. You never knew I was pregnant.
Penny 'Grams' Halliwell: I was the only one who knew.
Patty Halliwell: And Sam, obviously.
Penny 'Grams' Halliwell: Right. Well, yes, of course.
Patty Halliwell: We wanted to keep the baby, of course. But mother...
Penny 'Grams' Halliwell: Well, I knew it would be disastrous. You know, before you and Leo, Piper, it wasn't just forbidden. It was unthinkable for witches to be with white lighters. I mean, let alone have children with them.
Patty Halliwell: So, that's why we had to, why we decided, to give the baby up. Sam and I took her to a local church as soon as she was born. And we asked the nun there to find a home for her, and she found one. A very, very good home.
Penny 'Grams' Halliwell: Yes.
Leo: Explains why the Elders didn't know about her.
Phoebe Halliwell: All right, hold it. Wait just one minute. Are you telling me, that that girl, our innocent, is really... our sister?
Patty Halliwell: Your baby sister.
Penny 'Grams' Halliwell: Their baby half-sister.
Patty Halliwell

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Piper: Why didn't you save her?
Leo: I tried.
Piper: But you didn't. Why didn't they let you save her, too?
Leo: The Elders? They couldn't. They don't have that kind of power.
Piper: Then what the hell good are they? [Piper stands up and walks away from Leo and finds a tissue, Leo follows]
Leo: It's okay to be angry.
Piper: I'm not angry. I am pissed off! Don't you understand? You healed the wrong sister! You saved me because I'm your damn wife, and you should've saved her because she was the best! Because she, you should. [She loses it again, overcome. Leo moves up behind her and this time, she lets him hold her]
Piper: Why do they put us through so much for it to end this way?

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Piper: Phoebs, friendly little tip. Lay off the hairspray, there's a fire starter in the house.

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Prue: Ok, so it's time to shower, shampoo and go kick some Hecate butt.
Phoebe: Did she just say shower?
Piper: She did, didn't she?
Piper & Phoebe: Hot water!

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Piper: Prue?
Prue: In here, working on the chandelier.
Piper: Sorry, I'm late.
Prue: What else is new? You know, Piper, I would've been here to wait for an electrician myself but you know I can't leave the museum until six. I didn't even have time to change.
Piper: I just... I didn't realize how long I was in Chinatown. Did Jeremy call?
Prue: No, but he had some roses and package delivered. What were you doing in Chinatown? I thought you had an interview at North Beach?
Piper: I did, but I went on Jang Li market after my interview to get the ingredients for my audition recipe tomorrow.
Prue: So that Wolfgang cook did not hire you today?
Piper: No, but this just may get me the job.
Prue: Jeremy sent you port?
Piper: It's the ultimate ingredient for my recipe.
Prue: Nice boyfriend.
Piper: Oh my god. I don't believe it. Tell me that's not our old spirit board.
Prue: Yeah, I found it in the basement when I was looking for the circuit tester.
Piper: "To my three beautiful girls. May this give you the light to find the shadows. The Power of Three will set you free. Love, Mom." We never did figure out what this inscription meant.

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Prue: How long have you known about this anyway?
Piper: A couple of days. Maybe a week…or two.
Prue: Thanks for sharing. When does she arrive?
Phoebe: Surprise! I found a hidden key.

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Phoebe: I forgot your question.
Piper: I asked if Prue was going to have sex with someone other than herself this year.
Phoebe: That's disgusting. (looks at spirit board) Please say yes.

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Prue: Don't you think you're overreacting? We're perfectly safe here.
Piper: Don't say that. In horror movies, the person who says that is always the next to die.

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Darryl: Just do me a favor. Don’t ever follow a lead without checking with me first.
Andy: You want to go to occult shops?

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Darryl: You’re avoiding my question.
Andy: Because you don’t want to know I went to an occult shop.
Darryl: You hate me, don’t you? You want to see me suffer.

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Andy: ...She was killed with an athame.
Darryl: Wrong. Double-edged steel knife.
Andy: Right...that's an athame. Witches use them to direct energy.
Darryl: That woman didn't direct jack. She was stabbed. Plain and simple.

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Phoebe: Hear now the words of the witches
The secrets we hid in the night.
The oldest of gods are invoked here
The great work of magic is sought.
... In this night and in this hour
I call upon the ancient power.
Bring your powers to we sisters three!
We want the power. Give us the power.

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Phoebe: No. According to the Book Of Shadows, one of our ancestors was a witch, named Melinda Warren.
Piper: And we have a cousin who's a drunk, an aunt who's manic, and a father who's invisible.

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Prue: Excuse me, Phoebe, but I'm not exactly in a homeopathic mood right now!
Phoebe: Well, move your headache out of your mind. [a bottle of aspirin flies off the shelf and into Prue's hand] You move things when you're upset.
Prue: This is ridiculous. I thought that you landed on your arm, not your head.
Phoebe: You don't believe me?
Prue: Of course I don't believe you!
Phoebe: [in a sing-song voice] Roger ... [[two more bottles fly off the shelf] Now let's talk about Dad and see what happens.
Prue: He's dead, Phoebe.
Phoebe: No, he's moved from New York, and he's very much alive.
Prue: He isn't to me. He died the day he moved out.
Phoebe: What are you talking about? He's always been a major button-pusher for you. You're mad he's alive, you're mad that I tried to find him, and you're mad that I moved back. Dad, Dad, Dad, Dad, Dad, Dad, Dad. [several shelves collapse, and Prue and Phoebe burst out laughing]

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Prue: What are you watching?
Piper: Nothing. Just a show.
Prue: About witches? Are you worried we're gonna be burnt at the stake?
Piper: Yeah, right. By the way, Andy called.
Prue: When?
Piper: While you were in the shower.
Prue: What did you tell him?
Piper: That you were in the shower. Bad date?
Prue: No. No, no. Not at all. It was great. You know. Dinner. Movie. Sex.
Piper: Excuse me? On your first date? You sleaze.
Prue: It wasn't exactly our first date, Piper.
Piper: High school doesn't count. That was last decade. Spill it. Ooh, that bad, huh?
Prue: No. Actually, that good. It was... well, we were amazing, but that's not the point. I told myself that things would be different, that we would take it slow. It just shouldn't've happened, that's all.
Phoebe: What shouldn't've happened?
Piper: Prue slept with Andy.
Phoebe: Hello!
Prue: Oh, thanks a lot, mouth.
Phoebe: Wait, you were going to tell her, but not me? Family meeting!
Prue: Speaking of last night, what time did you enter falling in?
Phoebe: No no no, do not change the subject!
Prue: Don't dodge the question!
Piper: It must've been at least after three.
Phoebe: I must still be on New York time.
Prue: Actually, that would make it later.

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Prue: Our powers are not toys.

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Andy: Come on, Prue. Listen to me. We've known each other for a long time. We just couldn't help ourselves. It's nothing to be ashamed of.
Prue: I know, Andy.
Andy: All we did was make love.
Prue: I know, Andy.

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Phoebe: Newsflash! Stop worrying. You'll get wrinkles.

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Prue: Yeah...and she is wearing Armani! Where did she get that?
Piper: Not from my closet.

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Piper: Don't put me in the middle.
Prue: I'm not. You were born in the middle.

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Piper: I think this woman is Brittany Reynolds.
Prue: Yeah, and I'm Rosie O'Donnell.

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Piper: A toast to the power of three. Whether we like it or not.

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Piper: I hate being a witch.

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Prue: Brittany, are you alright?
Piper: I'll call 911.
Prue: And tell them what? That she's dying of old age at 25?

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Prue, Piper and Phoebe: Evil Eyes look onto thee
May they soon extiniguish thee,
Bend thy will to the power of three,
Eye of earth, evil and a curse.

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Prue: Um, hi. You must be Mr. Wyatt.
Phoebe: The handyman?
Leo: Call me Leo.
Phoebe: Gladly.

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Prue: Some of us have a job.
Phoebe: Some of us have fun.
Piper: And some of us are having a really bad hair day.

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