The Vampire Diaries Quotes
Damon(to Alaric): What did you think you were gonna find? Isobel with a cigar and slippers?
Alaric: I've gotta stop this. I can't keep searching for her.
Damon: Really? After only two years? That's actually moderately healthy.
Alaric: What are you goin' on — a hundred and forty-six?
Damon: I figured the two hundred mark is probably a good stopping point.
Alaric: I've gotta stop this. I can't keep searching for her.
Damon: Really? After only two years? That's actually moderately healthy.
Alaric: What are you goin' on — a hundred and forty-six?
Damon: I figured the two hundred mark is probably a good stopping point.
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Stefan: Thank you.
Damon: No, Stefan. Thank you. You're back on Bambi blood, and I'm the big badass brother again. All's right in the world.
Stefan: No, I mean it. Thank you, for helping her take care of me.
Damon: You brood too much. Everything on this planet's not your fault. My actions, what I do, it's not your fault. I own them. They belong to me. You're not allowed to feel my guilt.
Stefan: You feel guilt?
Damon: If I wanted to, it's there.
Damon: No, Stefan. Thank you. You're back on Bambi blood, and I'm the big badass brother again. All's right in the world.
Stefan: No, I mean it. Thank you, for helping her take care of me.
Damon: You brood too much. Everything on this planet's not your fault. My actions, what I do, it's not your fault. I own them. They belong to me. You're not allowed to feel my guilt.
Stefan: You feel guilt?
Damon: If I wanted to, it's there.
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Alaric: How could I not search for you?
Isobel: Because I wasn't lost, Ric.
Alaric (to Isobel): Screw you, you selfish bitch.
Isobel: Because I wasn't lost, Ric.
Alaric (to Isobel): Screw you, you selfish bitch.
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Damon: You successfully cured him of anything interesting about his personality.
Elena: Remember who helped me.
Damon: I hate myself.
Elena: Remember who helped me.
Damon: I hate myself.
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Alaric: She threatened to go on a killing spree.
Damon: I take it that's not okay with you guys?
Damon: I take it that's not okay with you guys?
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Damon: Stefan is different. He wants to be human. He wants to feel every episode of "How I Met Your Mother".
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Elena: Why are you doing this?
Isobel: I'm showing you how easy it is for me to hurt the ones you love.
Isobel: I'm showing you how easy it is for me to hurt the ones you love.
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Damon: Now that I have your attention, listen up. (grits his teeth) You do not come into my town, threaten people I care about. Going after Elena... bad move! You leave her alone or I'll rip you to bits because I do believe in killing the messenger and you know why? (leans close and whispers) Because it sends a message. (Picks her head up and slams it back into the floor. Isobel groans in pain) Katherine wants something from me, you tell that little bitch to come get it herself.
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Isobel [to Elena]: As long as you have a Salvatore on each arm, you're doomed.
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Stefan: What proof do you have?
Damon: I don't need proof. That's between Elena, John, Maury and a DNA test.
Damon: I don't need proof. That's between Elena, John, Maury and a DNA test.
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Stefan: (to Damon) What are you doing here?
Damon: Why wouldn't I be here? It's Founder's Day, I am here to eat cotton candy and steal your girl. (smirks)
Damon: Why wouldn't I be here? It's Founder's Day, I am here to eat cotton candy and steal your girl. (smirks)
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Stefan: Don't start with me, Damon.
Damon: Oh, you started it, Stefan with the whole "I'm insecure, leave Elena alone" speech. I'm just enjoying that.
Stefan: As long as you heard it.
Damon: Huh? What?
Damon: Oh, you started it, Stefan with the whole "I'm insecure, leave Elena alone" speech. I'm just enjoying that.
Stefan: As long as you heard it.
Damon: Huh? What?
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Damon: I get it. I'm the better, hotter, superior choice and you're scared now that Katherine is out of the picture that I'm gonna turn all my attention to Elena.
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Damon: I wanna say something to you.
Bonnie: Just leave me alone.
Damon: Thank you. The device in Emily's spell could have killed me. I don't take what you did lightly, so — thank you.
Bonnie(nonplussed): I did it for Elena.
Damon: I know that, but I'm still very grateful. And... I owe you.
Bonnie: Just leave me alone.
Damon: Thank you. The device in Emily's spell could have killed me. I don't take what you did lightly, so — thank you.
Bonnie(nonplussed): I did it for Elena.
Damon: I know that, but I'm still very grateful. And... I owe you.
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Damon: I like you better like this. The period look, it... didn't suit you.
Elena: Is that an insult?
Damon: Actually, Elena, it's a compliment of the highest order.
Elena: Is that an insult?
Damon: Actually, Elena, it's a compliment of the highest order.
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Damon: Mayor? Is that you?
Lockwood: What are you doing here?!
Damon: I'm a vampire. What's your excuse?
Lockwood: What are you doing here?!
Damon: I'm a vampire. What's your excuse?
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Damon (mockingly): I have so many emotions, but I don't have any way to express them. Being a teenager is so hard.
Jeremy: You dick!
Damon: (grabs him) You do not talk to me like that. I'm not your sister. And from now on, don't talk to your sister that way either.
Jeremy: So what, are you going to kill me because I hurt Elena's feelings?
Damon: Cut her some slack.
Jeremy: She erased my memories.
Damon: No, I did. She was protecting you.
Jeremy: It wasn't her call to make.
Jeremy: You dick!
Damon: (grabs him) You do not talk to me like that. I'm not your sister. And from now on, don't talk to your sister that way either.
Jeremy: So what, are you going to kill me because I hurt Elena's feelings?
Damon: Cut her some slack.
Jeremy: She erased my memories.
Damon: No, I did. She was protecting you.
Jeremy: It wasn't her call to make.
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Jeremy: Let go of me before I cause a scene.
Damon: You'll be unconscious before you even got a word out.
Damon: You'll be unconscious before you even got a word out.
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Jeremy: Anna said that vampires don't have to feel pain; that they could turn it off if they shut out their humanity.
Damon: It's very true.
Jeremy: Is it easier that way?
Damon: Is what easier?
Jeremy: Life...
Damon: Life sucks either way, Jeremy. At least if you're a vampire you don't have to feel bad about it if you don't want to.
Damon: It's very true.
Jeremy: Is it easier that way?
Damon: Is what easier?
Jeremy: Life...
Damon: Life sucks either way, Jeremy. At least if you're a vampire you don't have to feel bad about it if you don't want to.
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Damon: You know, I came to this town wanting to destroy it. Tonight I found myself wanting to protect it. How does that happen? I'm not a hero, Elena. I don't do good. It's not... in me.
Katherine (pretending to be Elena): Maybe it is.
Damon: No. No, it's reserved for my brother, and you, and Bonnie... who even though she has every reason to hate me still helped Stefan save me.
Katherine: Why do you sound so surprised?
Damon: Because she did it for you. Which means that somewhere along the way, you decided that I was worth saving. I wanted to thank you for that.
Katherine: You're welcome.
Katherine (pretending to be Elena): Maybe it is.
Damon: No. No, it's reserved for my brother, and you, and Bonnie... who even though she has every reason to hate me still helped Stefan save me.
Katherine: Why do you sound so surprised?
Damon: Because she did it for you. Which means that somewhere along the way, you decided that I was worth saving. I wanted to thank you for that.
Katherine: You're welcome.
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Damon: Wow. Your search for life’s purpose is as obvious as it is tragic.
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Damon: If we start believing in supernatural witchy-woo from picture book, we’re idiots. Where is the stone now?
Jeremy: Tyler.
Damon: Can you get it
Jeremy: Yeah.
Damon: See, now your life has purpose.
Jeremy: So you do believe it?
Damon: This is the same book that says that a werewolf bite kills a vampire. Ignoring it would make me an even bigger idiot.
Jeremy: Tyler.
Damon: Can you get it
Jeremy: Yeah.
Damon: See, now your life has purpose.
Jeremy: So you do believe it?
Damon: This is the same book that says that a werewolf bite kills a vampire. Ignoring it would make me an even bigger idiot.
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Damon: Katherine’s with Mason Lockwood?
Stefan: We missed it. He got into town right after she did. It makes perfect sense.
Damon: I know, but Mason Lockwood?! Werewolf thing aside, the guy’s a surfer. She’s gotta be using him. She has to be.
Stefan: Using him for what?
Damon: Mason Lockwood’s looking for a moon stone that allegedly can break the full moon werewolf curse. Maybe Katherine wants it as well.
Stefan: Why?
Damon: Well ... No idea. It’s the beauty of Katherine. She’s always up to something.
Stefan: We missed it. He got into town right after she did. It makes perfect sense.
Damon: I know, but Mason Lockwood?! Werewolf thing aside, the guy’s a surfer. She’s gotta be using him. She has to be.
Stefan: Using him for what?
Damon: Mason Lockwood’s looking for a moon stone that allegedly can break the full moon werewolf curse. Maybe Katherine wants it as well.
Stefan: Why?
Damon: Well ... No idea. It’s the beauty of Katherine. She’s always up to something.
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Stefan: She said she fooled one of us at least, what does that mean?
Damon: She pretended to be Elena too, when I showed up earlier the night.
Elena: I told Jeremy, I can't lie to him anymore.
Stefan: You all right?
Elena: No I'm not all right. I thought with all the tomb vampires gone things would get better.
Stefan: I know. We all did
Elena: Katherine was in this house. That means she's been invited in. What are we gonna do?
Damon: Move.
Elena: Very helpful. Thank you.
Damon: Katherine wants you dead, there’s zero you can do about it. You will be dead but your not, so clearly she has other plans.
Stefan: Right and we need to find out what those other plans are, and not provoke her in the process. What happened tonight when you thought she was Elena?
Damon: To risk another frown line encroaching on a very crowded forehead. We kissed.
Elena: And you thought it was me?
Stefan: What do mean you kissed?
Damon: Well you know when two lips pucker and they go (makes kissing noise, Stefan goes for Damon, Damon moves)
Damon: Don't be obvious Stefan
Elena: Stefan, wait, he... he kissed Katherine not me, I wouldn't do that. We don't have time for this guys.
Stefan: Later
Damon: (Nods)
Damon: She pretended to be Elena too, when I showed up earlier the night.
Elena: I told Jeremy, I can't lie to him anymore.
Stefan: You all right?
Elena: No I'm not all right. I thought with all the tomb vampires gone things would get better.
Stefan: I know. We all did
Elena: Katherine was in this house. That means she's been invited in. What are we gonna do?
Damon: Move.
Elena: Very helpful. Thank you.
Damon: Katherine wants you dead, there’s zero you can do about it. You will be dead but your not, so clearly she has other plans.
Stefan: Right and we need to find out what those other plans are, and not provoke her in the process. What happened tonight when you thought she was Elena?
Damon: To risk another frown line encroaching on a very crowded forehead. We kissed.
Elena: And you thought it was me?
Stefan: What do mean you kissed?
Damon: Well you know when two lips pucker and they go (makes kissing noise, Stefan goes for Damon, Damon moves)
Damon: Don't be obvious Stefan
Elena: Stefan, wait, he... he kissed Katherine not me, I wouldn't do that. We don't have time for this guys.
Stefan: Later
Damon: (Nods)
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Elena: Hey, how you doing?
Damon: Great Elena. Walking on sunshine. Thanks for asking.
Elena: Damon.
Damon: Elena.
Elena: We should be able to talk about this. Damon we're close enough now. I really want to know how you’re doing.
Damon: I kissed you. I thought you kissed me back. Doppelganger hijnix, ensued. How do you think I’m doing?
Elena: I think that you’re hurt.
Damon: Mmmm. No I don’t get hurt, Elena.
Elena: No. You don't admit that you get hurt. You get angry and cover it up, and then you do something stupid.
Damon: You’re scared. You think Katherine's going to send me off the deep end. Don't you. I don't need her for that. You know what. Why is such a surprise that I would kiss you?
Elena: That’s not a surprise. I'm surprised that you thought I’d kiss you back.
Damon: Now I’m hurt.
Damon: Great Elena. Walking on sunshine. Thanks for asking.
Elena: Damon.
Damon: Elena.
Elena: We should be able to talk about this. Damon we're close enough now. I really want to know how you’re doing.
Damon: I kissed you. I thought you kissed me back. Doppelganger hijnix, ensued. How do you think I’m doing?
Elena: I think that you’re hurt.
Damon: Mmmm. No I don’t get hurt, Elena.
Elena: No. You don't admit that you get hurt. You get angry and cover it up, and then you do something stupid.
Damon: You’re scared. You think Katherine's going to send me off the deep end. Don't you. I don't need her for that. You know what. Why is such a surprise that I would kiss you?
Elena: That’s not a surprise. I'm surprised that you thought I’d kiss you back.
Damon: Now I’m hurt.
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Damon: Very brave of you to come here.
Katherine: I wanted to say goodbye.
Damon: Leaving so soon?
Katherine: I know where I’m not wanted.
Damon: Don't pout. It’s not attractive in a woman your age.
Katherine: Ouch (Damon walks away. Katherine,appears in front of him) what, no goodbye kiss?
Damon: Why don't I kill you instead? What are you doing here?
Katherine: Nostalgia, Curiosity, etc.
Damon: I'm better at the anumatic one-liners, Katherine. Whatta up to?
Katherine: Trust me Damon, When I'm up to something. You'll know it, come on. KISS me or KILL me. Which will it be Damon. We both know you're only capable of one. (Damon Kisses her)
Damon: Okay. Wait. Brief pause. I have a question, answer it and it's back to fireworks and rockets, red glare, answer it right, I'll forget the last 145 years I’ve been missing you, I'll forget how much I loved you, I'll forget everything and we can start over, this can be our defining moment, we have the time, that’s the beauty of eternity, I just need the truth, just once.
Katherine: Stop. I already know your question, and it's answer. The truth is, I've never loved you. It was always Stefan. (Leaves)
Katherine: I wanted to say goodbye.
Damon: Leaving so soon?
Katherine: I know where I’m not wanted.
Damon: Don't pout. It’s not attractive in a woman your age.
Katherine: Ouch (Damon walks away. Katherine,appears in front of him) what, no goodbye kiss?
Damon: Why don't I kill you instead? What are you doing here?
Katherine: Nostalgia, Curiosity, etc.
Damon: I'm better at the anumatic one-liners, Katherine. Whatta up to?
Katherine: Trust me Damon, When I'm up to something. You'll know it, come on. KISS me or KILL me. Which will it be Damon. We both know you're only capable of one. (Damon Kisses her)
Damon: Okay. Wait. Brief pause. I have a question, answer it and it's back to fireworks and rockets, red glare, answer it right, I'll forget the last 145 years I’ve been missing you, I'll forget how much I loved you, I'll forget everything and we can start over, this can be our defining moment, we have the time, that’s the beauty of eternity, I just need the truth, just once.
Katherine: Stop. I already know your question, and it's answer. The truth is, I've never loved you. It was always Stefan. (Leaves)
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Damon: You're surprised that I thought you'd kiss me back, you can't imagine that I’d believe you'd want to.
Elena: Damon
Damon: That what we've been doing here, means something. You’re the liar Elena. There is something going on between the two of us and you know it. And you’re lying to me. And you’re lying to Stefan. And most of all your lying to yourself. I can prove it.
Elena: No
Damon: (kisses her)
Elena: Damon don't. What’s wrong with you?
Damon: Lie about this (tries to kiss her again)
Elena: Stop it. You're better than this. Come on.
Damon: That’s were you're wrong.
Elena: No, no, no. Damon I care about you. Listen to me. I care about you. I do, but I love Stefan. Its always gonna be Stefan.
Elena: Damon
Damon: That what we've been doing here, means something. You’re the liar Elena. There is something going on between the two of us and you know it. And you’re lying to me. And you’re lying to Stefan. And most of all your lying to yourself. I can prove it.
Elena: No
Damon: (kisses her)
Elena: Damon don't. What’s wrong with you?
Damon: Lie about this (tries to kiss her again)
Elena: Stop it. You're better than this. Come on.
Damon: That’s were you're wrong.
Elena: No, no, no. Damon I care about you. Listen to me. I care about you. I do, but I love Stefan. Its always gonna be Stefan.
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