The Vampire Diaries Quotes

Damon: Jeremy, so good to see you alive.
Jeremy: Aren't you a lil old for a high school carnival?
Damon: 150 years too old.
Jeremy: Your pretty funny cracking jokes when I could, I dunno, blow the whole lid off this thing by telling someone what you really are.
Damon: So please tell me that, that is not a threat
Jeremy: Maybe it is. (looks at his ring)
Damon: Oh. (Grabs Jeremy) This is what we're not going to do. We’re not going to walk around like we're invincible. When it is this easy for me to end you. If you wanna tell people what I really am, go ahead and try. I will shove this ring so far up your ass you'll really have something to choke on. (Throws ring at Jeremy)

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Elena: Hi. What time is it?
Stefan: It's almost dawn. Come with me.
Elena: Stefan, What are we doing here, we're going to get caught.
Stefan: Well I compelled the guard to go on a break so I can kiss my girlfriend on top of the Ferris wheel.
Elena: Stefan.
Stefan: We have to take these moments Elena. Alright, what Katherine did to Caroline could just be the beginning and then there’s things about Tyler’s family that we don't even understand yet and there’s always the D-word, but I came back to this town to start a life with you. We can’t forget to live it.

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Damon: If this wolf man thing is true, I’ve seen enough movies to know its not good. It means Mason Lockwood is a real life Lon Chaney and that little Tyler punk very well may be a Lon Chaney Junior; which means Bela Lugosi, meaning me, is totally screwed.

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Damon: Sorry, you can't come too. Stef.
Stefan: Call me if you need anything, okay?
Damon: Oh I’ll take really good care of her.

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Lucy: What's with the hair?
Katherine: I'm impersonating my dull as dishwater doppelganger, Elena. She has the worst taste.
Lucy: Except in men.

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Damon: How you doing back there? You know this whole pretending to hate me thing is getting a little silly.
Alaric: I don't think she’s pretending. You did kill her brother.
Damon: There is a huge astrix next to that statement. He came back to life.
Elena: Yeah. Thanks to a ring you didn't know he was wearing.
Damon: Why are you so sure I didn't know?
Elena: Did you?
Damon: Yes!
Elena: You’re lying.
Damon: Elena! I saw the ring. It’s a big tacky thing. It’s hard to miss.

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Damon: I can't reach it Elena. Just pull the damn thing out. It hurts. Aaah. That bitch is dead.
Elena: Ah. You’re not going to kill her.
Damon: Watch me.
Elena: You touch her and I swear I will never speak to you again.
Damon: What makes you think that has any power over me? Cause I took an arrow in the back for you. You are severely over estimating yourself.
Elena: Right I forgot that I was speaking to a psychotic mind who snaps and kills people impulsively. Fine. Go head. Do what ever you want.
Damon: You’re trying to manipulate me
Elena: If by manipulate you mean tell the truth. Okay, Guilty

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Elena: Here take this.
Woman: Does Vervein really work?
Damon: Nope. Not at all.
Woman: Can he hear us?
Damon: (Whispers) Nooo. That would be creepy.
Woman: Can he read minds too?
Damon: Ya know if you wanna see me naked all you have to do is ask.
Elena: NO! That he can't do. But he is very capable of being a first rate ass.

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Elena: I need to know the truth. When you broke Jeremy’s neck, did you that he was wearing the ring?
Damon: No. No, I didn’t. Katherine really pissed me off and I snapped and… I got lucky with the ring. I don’t know what I would done of he wasn’t wearing it. Elena, I’m sorry
Elena: Thank you for being honest with me and the answer to your question, about our friendship is yes. You have lost me forever.
Damon: You knew that already, didn’t you? You used me today
Elena: You had information about Katherine that I needed to know.
Damon: I thought friends don’t manipulate friends. You and Katherine have a lot more in common than just your looks

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Katherine: Don't fight it, Stefan. You loved me once. You can love me again. I love you, Stefan.

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Katherine: Are we really going to do this again? We both know I could rip you to shreds and do my nails at the same time.
Stefan: What do you want?
Katherine: I wanted to see you. I've missed you, Stefan. Indulge me for a little while, please?
Stefan: Why are you back in town?
Katherine: 3 reasons. You, you and... you.
Stefan: See, I can't quite get that down. It just kind of...gets stuck in my throat.
Katherine: You know, it's the truth. Deep down inside that gorgeous body of yours is the Stefan that fell in love with me, too

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Elena: What do you want?
Damon: So this is where you spend your time when you're not stabbing people in the back.
Elena: I tricked you into telling me the truth. That's not stabbing you in the back. That's using your own tactics against you.
Damon: Where are you going?
Elena: I made myself clear, Damon. I want nothing to do with you.

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Katherine: Why did you keep this picture? Why not burn it? Tear it up?
You wanna know why I came back? Well, I have a better question. Why did you? For Elena? No. You came back here to fall in love with me all over again, didn't you?

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Mason: We haven't met. Mason Lockwood.
Damon: Oh, sure. Hey. Damon Salvatore.
Mason: I know. I've heard great things about you.
Damon: Really? That's weird. 'Cause I'm a dick.

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(in 1864)
Stefan: I know we've only known each other for a short while. And I know I'm in competition for your affections. But... I've never met a woman quite like you. I look at you and I see an angel. I touch your skin... and my entire body ignites. I kiss you and I know that I'm falling in love. (kisses her)
I am in love with you.
Katherine: There's just so much you don't know about me, Stefan.
Stefan: More to learn and love.
Katherine: I must say goodnight.

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(in present)
Katherine: Go ahead, Stefan. Torture me, keep me captive, drain me of blood until my body turns to dust. It'll never change the truth.
I never compelled your love. It was real. And so was mine.
Stefan: It wasn't real. I remember you compelling me.
Katherine: Only after I showed you who I really was. You were so scared of me. I had to take away your fear.
Stefan: Well, whatever feelings I had back then... they've all turned to hate.
Katherine: Love, hate. Such a fine line. I can wait.

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Stefan: You knew that they were going to burn the vampires in the church?
Katherine: I practically lit the match.
Stefan: : They were your friends. They were your family. You just sold them out?
Katherine: Without blinking.
Stefan: So you sent 26 of your friends to their death just to fake your own? No. You were running from something. What was it?
Katherine: Everyone has a past, Stefan. Mine needed to stay far, far away. But thanks to you, my plan nearly failed before it even began.
Once George told me that the roundup was imminent, I made sure I could see you one last time. But your father used your love for me against you. He poisoned your blood. We don't have long. Then Damon, being Damon, nearly ruined everything.
Stefan: We came for you. We tried to save you.
Katherine: I didn't want to be saved.
Stefan: Then Damon and I died for nothing. For nothing!
Katherine: No, Stefan. You died for love!

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Mason: Alaric, catch that game next week?
Alaric: Yeah. Looking forward to it.
Damon: Hey, you know, I should probably head out, too. (to Jenna) Jenna... you are a wonderful hostess.
Jenna: And you are a terrible artist.
Damon: Is that the only thing that makes me terrible?
Jenna: Still deciding.
Damon: Good enough for me. (to Alaric) Alaric... let's not catch that game next week.

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Mason(to Damon, after he stabbed him): Now you made an enemy.

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Stefan: So you going to tell me why you came back here? Or we're you just playing another game?
Katherine: Have you not heard a word that I've said? I've answered that question 5 times over now.
Stefan: All right. Good. Make it six.
Katherine: I want what I want, Stefan. And I don't care what I have to do to get it. My list of victims is a long one. And : I have no problem adding one more name to that list.
Stefan: Come on, Katherine. If you wanted Elena dead, you would have done it by now.
Katherine: I still can. If I have to, I will snap her neck like a twig. And you know it.
(...)
Katherine: I don't want you seeing Elena anymore. If you don't remove her from your life, I will kill everyone that she loves while she watches and then I will kill her while you watch.
(...)
Katherine: I've missed you, Stefan. I just wanted to spend some time with you.

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Tyler: Tell me how the curse is triggered.
Mason: If I tell you, you won't be able to think about anything else. I don't want that for you.
Tyler: I think I can handle knowing.
Mason: Yeah. You think you can handle it, tough guy? You have no idea!
Tyler: Do you want your stupid rock or not?!
Mason: Tell me where it is.
Tyler: Tell me what triggers the curse!
Mason: You have to kill somebody! Human blood! You take a person's life away from them, then the curse is yours forever. Can you handle that?

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Elena: You're not actually saying that we should do what she says.
Stefan: Listen, she's sadistic. She threatened you. She threatened everyone.
Elena: Yeah. No. I get it, ok. She's dangerous. But every day that we're together it's dangerous. Why are you giving her so much power over our relationship?
Stefan: This the reality of our situation.
Elena: Reality sucks. This is what she wants, Stefan. She wants us to fight. She wants get between us.
Stefan: She already has, Elena.

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Katherine: Bad day?
Damon: Bad century. I heard you were on the loose.
Katherine: What's the matter? Jealous I spent the day with Stefan?
Damon: I don't do jealous. Not with you. Not anymore.
(...)
Katherine: Don't try to be the hero, Damon. You'll end up dead.
Damon: Been there, done that. At least this time it will have been worth it.

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Katherine: I love you Stefan we will be together again I promise.

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Elena: What are you doing?
Stefan: Katherine took a little vervine everyday and built up a tolerance to it, I could do the same with blood. I could learn to control myself on it.
Elena: But you can't. Stefan you don't have to.
Stefan: I almost died last night Elena, because I was too weak.
Elena: But the last time you drank human blood...
Stefan: I told you I’d find away to stop Katherine didn't I? Well this is it. This is the only way because she’s stronger than me and unless that changes. I can't protect you.
Elena: Can we talk about this later? (Points at ears, to say Damon can hear.)
Stefan: He can hear us wherever we are because he drinks this! This is the only thing that can help me.
Elena: Are you serious or you pretending to fight, because I can't tell if…
Stefan: No this is real, no more pretend.

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Elena: Caroline’s sleeping on the couch.
Damon: I heard. And you?
Elena: I'm going home. (Stops at the door.) What you did for Caroline’s mom, that’s the Damon who was my friend. (Goes to leave.)
Damon: Hey. Stefan didn't drink the people blood. If you were curious. But he needs too. And deep down you know that.

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Stefan: You can come in.
Elena: Do you really think you can control it?
Stefan: I dunno. But if I don't try.
Elena: So a little bit everyday?
Stefan: Yeah. Just a few drops of blood in my system, I think it’s worth trying.
Elena: So do I. But I don't want you to do it alone. (Cuts herself.)
Stefan: What are you doing?
Elena: It's you and me Stefan. Always.

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Liz: My daughter is gone.
Damon: You have no idea how wrong you are about that.

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Mrs. Forbes: This is how it’s going to work. Answer me and you don't get shot. Understand. How many of you are there.
Damon: Liz please.
Mrs. Forbes: How did you fool us. How do you walk in the sun. (Shoots Stefan who is still not awake) I will drag this out painfully.
Damon: But you’re my friend.
Mrs. Forbes: Our friendship was a lie.

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Caroline: I can take you.
Mason: Wanna bet?
Caroline: Yeah. I do.

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