The Vampire Diaries Quotes

Katherine: The three of us together, just like old times. The brother that loved me too much and the one that didn't love me enough.
Damon: And the evil slut vampire bitch that only loved herself.
Katherine: What happened to you, Damon? You used to be so sweet and polite.
Damon: That Damon died long time ago.
Katherine: Good, he was a bore.

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Damon: Sorry about your pet wolf. You should have kept him on a tighter leash.

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Katherine: Good for you, Stefan, 2+2..And it would have worked, except that people found out that I wasn't in the tomb. Thanks to you (turning to Damon) By the way, have I mentioned how inconvenient your obsession with me has been?
Damon: You and me both, honey.

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Damon: Hello Katherine.
Katherine: Where am I?
Damon: Where you should have been all along. I thought you would have learned your lesson by now about messing with a Bennett witch.
Katherine: You should have killed me.
Damon: : Death would have been too kind.
Katherine: No, Damon, don't. Damon, don't. You need me. Elena's in danger.
Damon: From who? (pause, no response) You're lying, you're always lying.
Katherine: Why do you think I haven't killed her? She's the doppelganger. She needs to be protected.
Damon: Then I'll protect her while you rot in hell.

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Bonnie: What's going on?
Jeremy: We're gonna kill Katherine.
Stefan: I can explain.
Bonnie: Please.
Stefan: We're gonna kill Katherine.

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Stefan: I'm sorry.
Damon: About what?
Stefan: For being the guy that made you turn 145 years ago.
Damon: Enough, Stef. It's late. No need to rehash that.
Stefan: Well, you know what, I've never said it out loud. I guess I just need to say it and you need to hear it. I'm sorry. What I did was selfish. I didn't wanna be alone. Guess I just needed my brother.

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Stefan: [on saving Elena] I can't think of a better reason to die.

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Damon: Elena know you've been drinking blood?
Stefan: I've been drinking hers.
Damon: Hmm. How romantic.

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Jeremy: When I'm worn down, I take a nap. You were unconscious.

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Damon: The elephant in the room lets out a mighty roar.
Stefan: Well, it doesn't have to be an elephant. Let's talk about it.
Damon: There's nothing to talk about.
Stefan: That's not true. Sure there is. Let's get it out. I mean, are you in this car because you want to help your little brother save the girl that he loves or is it--is it because you love her, too?
Damon: Keep it up, Stefan. I can step out of helping as easily as I stepped in.
Stefan: Nope. See, that's the beauty of it. You can't.

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Damon: Can we not do the whole road trip bonding thing? The cliché of it all makes me itch.

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Stefan: You're coming with me?
Damon: It's Elena.

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Rose: I know who you are. I said be quiet.
Elena: What do you want?
Rose: [slap!] I want you to be quiet.

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Caroline: That werewolf road leads straight to vampire boulevard! I thought I was thinking fast on my feet.

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Damon: Oh, teens today and their underage drinking. Tragic.

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Damon: If you wanna drop the hint to your mom that Aimee's body is at the bottom of the ravine with a cracked spine, it might save your mom some time.

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Damon: Since we’re road trip bonding, remember the days when all you lived for was blood? You were the guy who’d rip someone apart for the fun of it.
Stefan: You mean when I was more like you?
Damon: Yes, Stefan. Exactly! Back when you put blood into me so I could be a big bad vampire. I wonder if Elena would be so quick to open her veins to that guy. By the way, what happened to that guy? He was a hoot.

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Stefan: This has Katherine written all over it.
Damon: Katherine's in the tomb. Trust me. I'm the one that shut her in.
Stefan: Did you?
Damon: Did I what, Stefan?
Stefan: Well I know the hold Katherine has on you.
Damon: She's in the tomb. Period. End of story.
Stefan: We have to talk to her.
Damon: No, no. Let me tell you how that's gonna go. We're gonna go ask for her help, she's gonna negotiate her release, which we're gonna be dumb enough to give her and then she's gonna get out and kill us. That's exactly what she wants.
Stefan: I don't really care.
Damon: It's a bad idea, Stefan.
Stefan: It's Elena.

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Damon: I just have to say something
Elena: Why do you have to say it with my necklace?
Damon: Because what I’m about to say is probably the most selfish thing I’ve said in my life
Elena: Damon don’t go there.
Damon: I just have to say it once, you just need to hear it. I love you, Elena, and it’s because I love you that, I can’t be selfish with you, and why you can't know this. I don’t deserve you. But my brother does. (Kisses her head) God, I wish you didn't have to forget this... But you do.

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Katherine: Witches and their spells. So many people to sacrifice.

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Katherine (to Elena): I will always look out for myself. If you're smart, you'll do the same.

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Katherine: Living out of a suitcase is better than dying so you can have you blood spilled over a silly little rock.

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Damon: If you're setting me up in anyway, I will rip your heart out and shove it own your throat. Something I'm very good at.

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Rose: Being in love with your brother's girlfriend must be difficult.
Damon: I'm not in love with anyone.
Rose: Wanna try that again?

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Elena [to Katherine]: It must be painful to dessicate and mummify. I can't even imagine.

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Caroline: I'm a terrible liar... I'm even worse at duplicity.

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Damon: She's in denial.
Stefan: Shut up, Damon.

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Elena: The oldest vampire in the history of time is coming after me?
Damon: We're looking at a solid... maybe.

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Damon: Get your ass out the door before I throw you over my shoulder and carry you out myself.

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Elena: I don't want to be saved. Not if it means Klaus is gonna kill every person I love.

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