The Vampire Diaries Quotes

Damon: You know... a room full of woman clamoring to win a date with me... sounds tasty.

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Elena: Stefan?
Damon: Better. Me.
Elena: You look, uh...
Damon: Dashing? Gorgeous? Irresistible?
Elena: Wrecked. You look wrecked.

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Elena: So... I found out who my birth mother is.
Damon: Uggh, who cares? [Elena looks at him] She left you. She sucks.

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Elena: He's fine.
Stefan: He's Damon.
Elena: Maybe this heartache will be good for him. It reminds him that he has one, even if it doesn't beat.

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Carol Lockwood: And last but not least: Damon Salvatore... We don't have much on you.
Damon: Well, I'm tough to fit in a card.

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Stefan: All right. If anybody wants to back out, I'll understand.
Damon: Yeah, cold feet speak now. I don't want this going wrong because someone chickens out. Caroline?
Caroline: I won't. She killed me. Fair is fair.

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Stefan: Elena...
Elena: He killed her? Damon was the vampire that killed her?
Stefan: I don't know what happened. Alaric said that they never found the body.
Elena: Oh my god, Stefan...
Stefan: I know. I'm sorry. I wanted to tell you, but I just... I wanted to know more.
Elena: I was feeling sorry for him, hoping that this whole Katherine thing would change him... I'm so stupid.
Stefan: He doesn't know about the connection to you. I thought about confronting him, but he's really...
Elena: Why are you protecting him?!
Stefan: Because you're not the only one hoping that he might actually change.

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Damon: [after Elena collides with him] Uh-oh, easy there, buy a ticket like everyone else.

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Damon: We're kindred spirits, abandoned by the women we love. Unrequited love sucks.

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Stefan: What happened? What did you do?
Damon: Do what? He attacked me. I only told him the truth, his wife didn't want him anymore. Isn't my fault he couldn't... handle it.
Stefan: Like you've been handling Katherine?
Damon: I'm handling it fine. You know what? Isobel came to me, she found me, and if she's related to Elena, that means she's related to Katherine... Maybe Katherine sent her to me.

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Anna (talking to newly released vampires): There are over one hundred and fifty channels. It's called a remote control.

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Stefan: Have you thought any more about what you're going to do?
Elena: About what? Isobel, my vampire birth mother, who's related to my vampire ancestor Katherine, who screwed over your vampire brother? Nah,... I haven't thought about it at all.
Stefan: I'm sorry I brought it up.
Elena: It'd just be nice if we could get through one day without having to deal with any of it. No vampire mother, or brother.
Stefan: No vampires at all?
Elena: No vampires, but you.

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Matt: We can watch a movie at my place.
Caroline: With your mom and a six pack?
Matt: You know... You don't really help the situation. You could always try to be nice.
Caroline: Oh, I'm sorry. It's hard for me to show kindness to people that hate me. I'm not that evolved.

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Pearl (talking to Harper): The keypad is for texting, which is what you do when you want to avoid talking to someone.

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Damon: What exactly are you trying to achieve?
Pearl: Mystic Falls is our home, Damon. They took that from us. Our land, our home. It's time we rebuild.
Damon: What are you crazy? It was 1864. Wake up, woman. The world has moved on.

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Pearl (talking to Damon): I have four hundred years on you, little boy. I'll rip you from limb to limb without even blinking and you know it.

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Elena: Have you ever even been on a double date before?
Stefan: Oh, absolutely. '72, Hef and the twins.
Elena: What?
Stefan: Yeah... playmates. I got Miss June.

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Jenna: Don't be grumpy. It can't be that bad.
Damon: You'd be surprised. My primary reason for existence has abandoned me and after today's events, the remains of the shaky ground that I walk on are about to go kaboom. Let's get hammered.

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Jenna: Hide. We're not here.
Kelly: Why? Where'd we go?
Jenna: Children under our care. Five o'clock.

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Matt: Is there anything you're not good at?"
Stefan: Double dating. This is all kind of new to me. I usually keep to myself. I don't always fit in.
Matt: That's because you're that guy.
Stefan: What guy?
Matt: The guy who seems like he has everything, so the people that don't kind of run the other way.
Stefan: Is that what I seem like?
Matt: Pretty much.
Stefan: Hmm... What a dick!

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Caroline (at the Salvatore boarding house): This is much better than watching Damon visit cougar town.

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Frederick: Vervain... making it hard to find something to eat in this town.

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Stefan: I remember them from 1864. They were in the tomb.
Damon: Yeah... About that.

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Matt: Do you know what I was doing tonight, Mom? I was having fun, you know, trying to forget about all the crap that I have to deal with everyday. Just enjoying a night with my friends. And then, there you are, wasted at the bar - where I work, by the way, to pay the bills that you don't pay. And then you're off acting like a freakin' kid, hooking up with some guy half your age. I'm the kid, Mom. You're supposed to be responsible for me.

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Elena: How was your night?
Jeremy: Ah... Same old. Same old... You?
Elena: Yep.

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Anna: How did you know?
Jeremy: I knew this girl. Vicki. She was attacked by an animal, a bite to the neck. She started acting crazy, weird, and it seemed like drugs, but then you showed me those articles. And then I saw your face and how it changed the night in the cemetery when I kissed you.
Anna: You know you can't tell anyone, right?
Jeremy: Who would believe me?
Anna: You'd be surprised.
Jeremy: Why didn't you kill me?
Anna: I don't know. Maybe I'm a sucker for guys like you.
Jeremy: Like what?
Anna: Lost. Why would you confront me about it? Why would you risk it?
Jeremy: Because if it was true, maybe it's true about Vicki. And also because I want you to turn me.

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Anna: I love storms.
Jeremy: Is that a vampire thing? 'cause I read vampires don't like running water.
Anna: It's only Dracula. He was a complete wuss. Never showered... very smelly.
Jeremy: Seriously?
Anna: First rule about vampires. Don't believe anything you read.

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Anna: I'm not gonna turn someone who learned everything he knows about vampires from Netflix.

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Pearl: [to Frederick] We cannot live our lives about revenge.

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Frederick: We should kill every last one of them.
Pearl: We are smarter than that, Frederick. These people are not our enemies. We don't hold grudges and resentments. We'll get our town back. We just have to have patience.
Frederick: You heard her.... No revenge.... Patience.... Self control. She seems to have it all figured out, doesn't she?

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