The Vampire Diaries Quotes

Alaric Saltzman: Maybe Mason Lockwood believes he can use the moonstone to break the curse.
Damon Salvatore: If we start believing in some supernatural witchy-woo legend from a picture book, we're idiots. Who has the stone now?
Jeremy Gilbert: Tyler.
Damon Salvatore: Can you get it?
Jeremy Gilbert: Yeah.
Damon Salvatore: See, now your life has purpose.
Jeremy Gilbert: So you do believe it?
Damon Salvatore: It's the same book that says a werwolf bite kills a vampire. Ignoring it would make me an even bigger... idiot.

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Jeremy Gilbert: I actually have to write another paper. I was thinking about squeezing in one more out on the vampires of Mystic Falls.
Anna: Really? Haven't you exhausted the subject?
Jeremy Gilbert: No. No, I wanna go deeper, you know? I wanna understand why people were labeled as vampires back in the day. I mean, maybe there is such a thing as vampires. They're just different from the way we always thought they were.
Anna: What do you mean?
Jeremy Gilbert: Well, uh, maybe they're normal... and good. Just outsiders, you know? Um, misunderstood.

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Anna: [to Elena] Well, well. Elena Gilbert. You really are Katherine's doppelganger. You must have the Salvatore boys reeling.

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Damon Salvatore: [about Pearl] She's gonna help me get Katherine back.
Elena Gilbert: Of course she is. Damon gets what he wants, as usual, no matter who he hurts in the process.
Damon Salvatore: You don't have to be snarky about it.
Elena Gilbert: I woke up this morning to learn that all the vampires have been released from the tomb. I've earned snarky.

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Damon Salvatore: [about Bonnie's power on hurting vampires with her mind] Is a vampire specific?
Bonnie Bennett: It would work on anyone with a supernatural healing ability.
Damon Salvatore: Good. Good, good.

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Jeremy Gilbert: Come on, you can't keep saying no to me.
Anna: Look, I'm not gonna turn someone who learned everything he knows about vampires from Netflix.

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Stefan: For over a century, I have lived in secret. Hiding in the shadows, alone in the world. Until now. I'm a vampire and this is my story.

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Bonnie: Hold up, who's this?
Elena: All I see is back.
Bonnie: It's a hot back! I'm sensing Seattle and he plays a guitar.
Elena: You're really going to run this whole psychic thing into the ground, huh?
Bonnie: Pretty much.
Elena: [about to Matt] He hates me.
Bonnie: That's not hate. That's "You dumped me but I'm too cool to show it, but secretly I'm listening to Air Supply's greatest hits."

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Elena: People are going to stop giving you breaks, Jeremy. They just don't care any more. They don't remember that our parents are dead, they have their own lives to deal with. The rest of the world has moved on. You should try to.
Jeremy: I've seen you in the cemetery writing in your diary. Is that... is that supposed to be you moving on?

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Caroline: His name is Stefan Salvatore. He lives with his uncle up at the old Salvatore boarding house. He hasn't lived here since he was a kid. Military family, so they moved around a lot. He's a Gemini and his favorite color is blue.
Bonnie: You got all that in one day?
Caroline: Please. I got all that between third and fourth period. We're planning a June wedding.

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Stefan: I know it's late, but I needed to know if you're okay.
Elena: You know, for months, that's all everyone's wondered about me, if I'll be OK.
Stefan: What do you tell them?
Elena: That I'll be fine.
Stefan: Do you ever mean it?
Elena: Ask me tomorrow. (Stefan stares at her) It's warmer in the house, we can talk. Would you like to come in?
Stefan: (smiles) Yes.

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Zach: You appear unannounced, reminding me that this isn’t my house, that you’re just permitting me to live here. Hell, that you’re permitting me to live.
Damon: Someone had to mow the lawn.

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Elena: I think there’s something that he doesn’t want me to know which... makes me wanna know all the more.
Matt: Like what? Like that he’s a serial killer and he keeps a clown suit in his trunk?

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Zach: You promised. (shows him the newspaper with the news of the attack)
Stefan: This was an animal attack.
Zach: Don't give me that. I know the game - you turned them up enough and they always suspect an animal attack. You said you had it under control.
Stefan: And I do.
Zach: Please Uncle Stefan. Mystic Falls is a different place now, it's been quiet for years but there are people who still remember and you being here its just going to stir things up.
Stefan: It's not my intention.
Zach: Then what is? Why did you come back after all this time? Why now?
Stefan: I don't have to explain myself.
Zach: I know that you can't change who you are, but you don't belong here anymore.
Stefan: Where do I belong?
Zach: I can't tell you what to do. But coming back here was a mistake.

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Damon: Your hairs different, I like it.
Stefan: It's been 15 years, Damon.
Damon: Thank god! Couldn't take another day of the 90's. That horrible grunge look did not suit you. Remember Stefan, it's important to stay away from fads.
Stefan: What are you doing here?
Damon: I missed my little brother.
Stefan: You hate small towns, they're boring there's nothing for you to do.
Damon: I've been keeping myself busy.
Stefan: You left that girl alive tonight. That was very careless of you.
Damon: Yeah, that could be a problem... for you.

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Damon: Is it working? Being in her world? Does it make you feel alive?

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Damon: I was impressed. I'll give it a six. Missing style, but I was pleasantly surprised. Very good with the whole face thing, it was good.
Stefan: It's all fun and games, huh Damon? But wherever you go, people die.
Damon: That's a given.
Stefan: Not here, I won't allow it.
Damon: I take that as an invitation.
Stefan: Damon, please, after all these years, can't we just give it a rest.
Damon: I promised you an eternity of misery, so I'm just keeping my word.

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Stefan: Stay away from Elena.
Damon: I take that as an invitation.

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Stefan's journal:

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Elena's diary:

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Elena: We never got to the texting part.
Bonnie That's an important part in any relationship.

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Bonnie: I was talking to Gram, and she said that the comet is a sign of impending doom. The last time it pasted over Mystic Falls there was lots of death, so much blood and carnage it created a bed of paranormal activity
Caroline: Yeah, then you poured Grams another shot and she told you about the aliens.

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Damon: Were you successful? Did the powers of persuasion work? Remember if you don’t feed properly, none of those little tricks work right.
Stefan: How long was Elena here?
Damon: Are you worried, Stefan? Scared we may be doomed to repeat the past? Isn’t that why you play your little game ‘I’m a high school human’?
Stefan: I’m not playing any game.
Damon: Of course you are. We both know the closest you’ll ever get to humanity is when you rip it open and feed on it.

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Vicki: I know you.
Damon: Well, that's unfortunate.

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Elena: He [Damon] told me about your ex.. Katherine?
Stefan: What did he say?
Elena: She broke your heart.
Stefan: It was a long time ago.
Elena: When you lose someone, it stays with you. Always reminding you of how easy it is to get hurt.
Stefan: Elena…
Elena : It's okay Stefan, I get it. You have no idea how much I get it. Complicated brother? Check. Complicated Ex? Check. Too complicated to even contemplate dating? Check. We met and we talked and it was epic, but then the sun came up and reality set in.

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Damon: You have two choices. You can feed and make her forget or you can let her run screaming vampire through the town square.
Stefan: That's what this is about? You wanna expose me?
Damon: No! I want you to remember who you are!
Stefan: Why? So what, so I'll feed, so I'll kill, so I'll remember what it's like to be brothers again? You know what, let her go. Let her tell everyone that vampires have returned to Mystic Falls, let them chain me up and drive a stake through my heart, cause then at least I'll be free of you.

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Damon: It's good to be home. I think i might stay awhile, this town could use a bit of a wake up call, don't you think?
Stefan: What are you up to, Damon?
Damon: That's for me to know and to you to... dot, dot, dot.

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Elena: I went home tonight planning to write in my diary, which I've done every day since my mother gave me one when I was 10. It's where I get everything out and it all goes in this one little book, which I keep on the 2nd shelf behind this really hideous ceramic mermaid. Then I realized I would only be writing things I should probably be telling you.
Stefan: What would you write?
Elena: I would write, `Dear Diary, Today I convinced myself it's okay to give up. Stick with the status quo, now just isn't the time. But my reasons aren't reasons there excuses and the truth is, I'm scared` Stefan. I'm scared that if I let myself be happy for one minute, that the my worlds going to come crashing down and I don't know if I'll be able to survive that.
Stefan: Do you want to know what I would write? `I met a girl, we talked and it was epic. Then the sun came up and reality set in`. Well, this is reality... right here.

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Damon: I think I know what can help you.
Vicki: What’s that?
Damon: Death.

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Stefan: Right now, she doesn’t remember anything, a part of her’s still human. Slowly, the deeper she gets into the transition, the memories will start to come back, and then she’ll know she has to make the choice.
Elena: The same choice you made?

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