The Vampire Diaries Quotes
Damon: I’m gonna go out on a limb here and guess, Stefan finally fessed up.
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Damon: Don’t look at me with those judgey little eyes. That girl is gonna thank me for what I did to her.
Elena: Did you thank Katherine?
Damon: Got the whole life story, huh?
Elena: I got enough.
Damon: Oh, I doubt that.
Elena: Did you thank Katherine?
Damon: Got the whole life story, huh?
Elena: I got enough.
Damon: Oh, I doubt that.
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Elena: That throw was insane! I didn't know you play football.
Stefan: I used to, it was a long time ago.
Elena: So why don't you try out for the team?
Stefan: Yeah, I don't think so.
Elena: So you don't like football?
Stefan: No I love football, I think it's a great sport but in this case I don't think football likes me. You saw Tyler over there and we both know how Matt feels.
Elena: They don't know you. To them your just mysterious loner guy. Wouldn't hurt to be a part of the team, make some friends.
Stefan: Says the girl who spends her alone time writing in a cemetery.
Elena: Hey, come on, there's more to me then just gloomy graveyard girl. There's a whole another Elena you have yet to meet. She was into everything, very busy.
Stefan: Well I look forward to meeting her, and when will that be?
Elena: Soon. She's working on it.
Stefan: I used to, it was a long time ago.
Elena: So why don't you try out for the team?
Stefan: Yeah, I don't think so.
Elena: So you don't like football?
Stefan: No I love football, I think it's a great sport but in this case I don't think football likes me. You saw Tyler over there and we both know how Matt feels.
Elena: They don't know you. To them your just mysterious loner guy. Wouldn't hurt to be a part of the team, make some friends.
Stefan: Says the girl who spends her alone time writing in a cemetery.
Elena: Hey, come on, there's more to me then just gloomy graveyard girl. There's a whole another Elena you have yet to meet. She was into everything, very busy.
Stefan: Well I look forward to meeting her, and when will that be?
Elena: Soon. She's working on it.
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Bonnie: Fine. Well, how about this. Today, I’m obsessed with numbers. Three numbers. I keep seeing 8, 14 and 22. How weird is that?
Elena: Maybe we should play the lottery?
Elena: Maybe we should play the lottery?
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Stefan: They are people, Damon. She's not a puppet - she doesn't exist for your amusement... for you to feed on whenever you want to.
Damon: Sure she does. They all do. They're whatever I want them to be. They're mine for the taking.
Damon: Sure she does. They all do. They're whatever I want them to be. They're mine for the taking.
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Stefan: It's time for you to go.
Damon: That's not a problem. Because I've been invited in. And I'll come back tomorrow... and the following night.
Damon: That's not a problem. Because I've been invited in. And I'll come back tomorrow... and the following night.
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Matt Donovan: This week a practice I was a dick.
Stefan: You had your reasons.
Matt Donovan: No excuse. Good luck, we're lucky to have you.
Stefan: You had your reasons.
Matt Donovan: No excuse. Good luck, we're lucky to have you.
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Damon: Isn't that nice. Stefan joins a team and makes a friend. It's all so Rah-Rah go team, Yeah!
Stefan: Not tonight, I'm done with you.
Damon: Nice trick with Elena. Let me guess, Vervain in the necklace. I admit I was a bit surprised, it's been a while for anyone to resist my compulsion. Where'd you get it?
Stefan: Does it matter?
Damon: Guess I could seduce her the old fashion way or I could just... eat her.
Stefan: No, your not going to hurt her Damon.
Damon: No?
Stefan: Because deep down inside there is a part of you that feels for her. I was worried that you had no humanity left inside you, that you had actually become that monster you pretend to be.
Damon: Who's pretending?
Stefan: Then kill me.
Damon: Well, I'm tempted.
Stefan: No, your not. You've had life times to do it and yet, here I am. I'm still alive and there you are. Your still haunting me after 145 years. Katherine is dead and you hate me because you loved her and you torture me because you still so. And that, my brother, is your humanity.
Stefan: Not tonight, I'm done with you.
Damon: Nice trick with Elena. Let me guess, Vervain in the necklace. I admit I was a bit surprised, it's been a while for anyone to resist my compulsion. Where'd you get it?
Stefan: Does it matter?
Damon: Guess I could seduce her the old fashion way or I could just... eat her.
Stefan: No, your not going to hurt her Damon.
Damon: No?
Stefan: Because deep down inside there is a part of you that feels for her. I was worried that you had no humanity left inside you, that you had actually become that monster you pretend to be.
Damon: Who's pretending?
Stefan: Then kill me.
Damon: Well, I'm tempted.
Stefan: No, your not. You've had life times to do it and yet, here I am. I'm still alive and there you are. Your still haunting me after 145 years. Katherine is dead and you hate me because you loved her and you torture me because you still so. And that, my brother, is your humanity.
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Damon: I just wanna let you know they caught the culprit. The animal responsible for killing coach Tanner and all those people.
Stefan: What are you talking about?
Damon: It was a mountain lion... really big one. It attacked a hunter this morning. It’s all over the news: “Deadly beast captured. All is well in Mystic Falls.”
Stefan: What are you talking about?
Damon: It was a mountain lion... really big one. It attacked a hunter this morning. It’s all over the news: “Deadly beast captured. All is well in Mystic Falls.”
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Damon: What's so special about this Bella girl anyway? Edward's so wipped.
Caroline: You have to read the first book first, otherwise it won't make sense.
Damon: Uh, I miss Ann Rice, she was so on it.
Caroline: Hey, how come you don't sparkle?
Damon: Because I live in the real world where vampires burn in the sun.
Caroline: Yeah, but you go in the sun.
Damon: I have a ring, it protects me. Long story.
Caroline: Are these bites going to turn me into a vampire?
Damon: It’s more complicated than that. You have to feed on my blood then die, then feed on a human, it’s a whole ordeal. This book, by the way, has it all wrong.
Caroline: You have to read the first book first, otherwise it won't make sense.
Damon: Uh, I miss Ann Rice, she was so on it.
Caroline: Hey, how come you don't sparkle?
Damon: Because I live in the real world where vampires burn in the sun.
Caroline: Yeah, but you go in the sun.
Damon: I have a ring, it protects me. Long story.
Caroline: Are these bites going to turn me into a vampire?
Damon: It’s more complicated than that. You have to feed on my blood then die, then feed on a human, it’s a whole ordeal. This book, by the way, has it all wrong.
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Stefan: Can’t touch her [Elena] now.
Damon: Well, the Vervain keeps me out of her head.. maybe that’s not my target. Believe it or not, Stefan, some girls don’t need my persuasion. Some girls just can’t resist my good looks, my style and my charm... and my unflinching ability to listen to Taylor Swift.
Damon: Well, the Vervain keeps me out of her head.. maybe that’s not my target. Believe it or not, Stefan, some girls don’t need my persuasion. Some girls just can’t resist my good looks, my style and my charm... and my unflinching ability to listen to Taylor Swift.
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Damon: [after Stefan stabbed him through the t-shirt] This is John Varvatos, dude. Dick move.
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Stefan: (to himself) The real animal is still out there. Waiting for me, challenging me to fight back to stop him. But how do I stop the monster without becoming one myself?
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Logan: I know you. You have a lot more insults in you, I can tell.
Jenna: Your hairline’s receding.
Logan: No, it’s not. You wanna have lunch?
Jenna: Nope.
Logan: You haven’t changed a bit.
Jenna: Oh, yes I have. I’m meaner now.
Jenna: Your hairline’s receding.
Logan: No, it’s not. You wanna have lunch?
Jenna: Nope.
Logan: You haven’t changed a bit.
Jenna: Oh, yes I have. I’m meaner now.
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Caroline: (about Stefan and Elena) They look.. so.. cute together.
Damon: Don’t talk, please…
Damon: Don’t talk, please…
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Elena: Look, you’re the mystery guy and I like that. But with mystery comes secrets.. and this thing with Katherine…
Stefan: You know, let it go. I don’t wanna talk about it.
Elena: Well, then say something about yourself.. anything. Otherwise, I’m left with nothing but what other people tell me.
Stefan: You know, let it go. I don’t wanna talk about it.
Elena: Well, then say something about yourself.. anything. Otherwise, I’m left with nothing but what other people tell me.
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Stefan: Look, there are things that you don’t know, okay? Things that I want to tell you but I can’t, and I may never be able to.. and I just need you to trust me.
Elena: Trust is earned. I can’t just magically hand it over.
Elena: Trust is earned. I can’t just magically hand it over.
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Stefan: I did what I had to do.. to protect Elena.. to protect everyone. Yes, Damon, the headline reads: “Deadly beast captured. All is well in Mystic Falls.”
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Elena: Jenna, are you aware of what’s going on upstairs?
Jenna: Uhuh…
Elena: And... you have no objection?
Jenna: He [Jeremy] could be craftier about it. At least make an effort to sneak her. [Vicki] in and out.
Jenna: Uhuh…
Elena: And... you have no objection?
Jenna: He [Jeremy] could be craftier about it. At least make an effort to sneak her. [Vicki] in and out.
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Jenna: Have you called him [Stefan]?
Elena: Nope, not going to either.
Jenna: And you’re okay with everything?
Elena: No, I’m not okay with any of it. I’m not gonna cry about it either. Honestly, I’m not gonna be one of those pathetic girls whose world stops spinning because of some guy.
Elena: Nope, not going to either.
Jenna: And you’re okay with everything?
Elena: No, I’m not okay with any of it. I’m not gonna cry about it either. Honestly, I’m not gonna be one of those pathetic girls whose world stops spinning because of some guy.
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Stefan: Talk to who? I'm so sorry that I'm late.
Elena: What happened?
Stefan: I got held up.
Elena: Is everything okay?
Stefan: There’s this thing with my uncle.
Elena: And you couldn't call and tell me you’re going to be an hour late.
Stefan: I’m really sorry. It was unavoidable.
Elena: What was unavoidable? (Stefan looks down) Okay.
Stefan: No. Er. Elena please.
Elena: No, Stefan don't you get it every question gets a vague non-answer. What is so awful that your afraid to tell me?
Elena: What happened?
Stefan: I got held up.
Elena: Is everything okay?
Stefan: There’s this thing with my uncle.
Elena: And you couldn't call and tell me you’re going to be an hour late.
Stefan: I’m really sorry. It was unavoidable.
Elena: What was unavoidable? (Stefan looks down) Okay.
Stefan: No. Er. Elena please.
Elena: No, Stefan don't you get it every question gets a vague non-answer. What is so awful that your afraid to tell me?
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Stefan Hey, can I take you home. And, and we can talk about all this. Is that okay?
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Elena: Wait, what was that?
Stefan: I, I, Dunno. Nothing.
Elena: Right. Nothing. Okay am I gotta go Stefan.
Stefan: I, I, Dunno. Nothing.
Elena: Right. Nothing. Okay am I gotta go Stefan.
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Stefan: (to Elena) You wanna know me, right? Well, I figure if you’re gonna dump me, you should at least... uhmm... know who you’re dumping.
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Stefan: I do know that I did some things that.. I’m not proud of. And my biggest regret.. is not being able to make it right before she died.
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Stefan: You know what? I even like that one Miley song. Easy…
Elena: I didn’t say anything.
Elena: I didn’t say anything.
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Elena: Uhmm.. I think that my paranoia has turned into full blown hallucinations.
Stefan: Part of your charm.
Stefan: Part of your charm.
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Logan: (to Elena) Hi.. Elena, right? I think I met you once when you were nine.
Jenna: Your emotional maturity level.. when we were together.
Logan: Ouch! And here I thought we’re making progress.
Jenna: Your emotional maturity level.. when we were together.
Logan: Ouch! And here I thought we’re making progress.
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Logan: Wait.. One condition. Dinner, tonight, your house.
Jenna: Fine.. but you’re eating leftovers.
Logan: Oooh…
Jenna: Fine.. but you’re eating leftovers.
Logan: Oooh…
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