The Vampire Diaries Quotes

Rose (about Alice): You know that she isn't going anywhere near my blood, right?
Elena: I know that. She doesn't.

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Bonnie: I'll be fine.
Jeremy: You could get hurt.
Bonnie: And Elena could die.

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Damon: It's a plan. Is it perfect? What plan is?

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Damon: I'd rather poke my eyes out.
Katherine: They're such pretty eyes.

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Alaric: Well, I'm naked. So... I'm gonna go.

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Elena: Sound like you guys already have it all planned out.
Damon: Yup, we're awesome!

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Stefan: Promise me, whatever happens, you'll protect her.
Damon: Promise.

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Elena (to Damon): I don't question why everyone tries so hard to save me. You shouldn't question why I try so hard to save everyone else.

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Damon: If I had a dollar for every time some evil vampire surprised me.

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Jeremy: I don't need an escort to my room.
Bonnie: Between here and upstairs, you may do something stupid.

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Damon: I killed you. You were dead.
Elijah: For centuries now.

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Caroline (to Tyler): I don't want you to be alone.

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Caroline: There's a reason it's called a curse, Tyler.

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Rose: It doesn't mean I can't be a special friend.
Damon: I think I like you.

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Damon: You sure you can do that?
Rose: I don't love men that love other women. I think more of myself then that.

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Rose: I'm gonna help you.
Damon: Help me do what?
Rose: Save Elena. Protect Elena. All things Elena.

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Elijah: Good evening, Katerina. Thank you for having the good sense to be frightened. (To Stefan) Your release has been requested.
Stefan: What? By who.
Elijah: The lovely Elena drives a hard bargain, however, we have managed to reach a peaceful agreement, she and I. Please, come.
Stefan: I can't.
Elijah: Yes, you can. I've had the spell lifted.

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Elijah: As for you however, you shall not exit until I say so. When Klaus comes he'll want to know exactly where you are. (To Stefan) You're free to go. Elena will explain the arrangement to you. If she keep her word, I'll keep mine.

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Katherine: I do love you, Stefan. Even if you don't believe it.

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Damon (to Alaric, about Jules): I've been marked? What the hell kind of wolf pronoun stuff is that, anyway?

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Elijah: I'm a man of my word, Elena. When I make a deal, I keep a deal.

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Stefan (to Katherine): The pleasure I'll get of watching you suffer is greater than any pain I'll ever feel.

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Damon: A) He can't do anything about it and B) what I just said.

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Elena: Do you think this is funny?
Damon: Yes, Elena, I find hilarity in the lengths I need to go to to save your life

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Damon: I've been dead before. I got over it.

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Damon: Elena is on a martyr tear that rivals even if you're greatest hits.

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Bonnie: We're not gonna let you get used in some creepy sacrifice ritual.

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Caroline (to Tyler, afer he kissed her): Everybody just needs to stop kissing me!

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Jessica: Are you gonna hurt me?
Damon: I'm not sure

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Damon: I'm not human. And I miss it. I miss it more than anything in the world. That is my secret.

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