The Vampire Diaries Quotes

Damon (to Elena): I'm a good guy now, remember?

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Jules (to Tyler): We live by a code of loyalty. We take care of each other. It's my duty and honor to help you. Please let me.

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Damon (to Stefan): Better watch your back. Because I might need to get a hero hairdo of my own and steal your thunder.

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Damon (about John): We're not that desperate, Stefan. The guy tried to barbecue me!

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Damon: You need to stop doing that.
Elena: Doing what?
Damon: Assuming that I'll play the good guy, because it's you who's asking.

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Brady [to Tyler]: They're the enemy. And if they break that curse, all of us are as good as dead.

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Alaric [on Andie]: Just don't killer her, please.
Damon: If I did, who would report her death?

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Alaric: That Elijah is one scary dude, but with nice hair.

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Elijah: I'm an Original. Show a little respect.

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Alaric [to John]: You're a dick.

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Stefan: This is a future memory: it's where your boyfriend whispered to you that he loved you.

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Stefan: I think there are a lot of conversations to be had about our future. About the kind of life we can have together.

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Elena: Stefan Salvatore, I hereby invite you into this home.

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Tyler: The Doppleganger?
Stevie: Evil twin shadow person.

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Damon: My new girlfriend. Andie Starr. Action News.
Alaric: It's not called Action News.
Damon: I know. I like just saying it.

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Stefan: How was the slumber party?
Elena: Fine. Good. Well-needed. When can me and you have one?

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Tyler: I kinda fell for her. I don't know how anyone wouldn't because she's pretty incredible.

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Bonnie: Overnight, you turned into this hot guy, who's really sweet and...
Jeremy: You think I'm hot?

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Stefan: You wanna let yourself get killed? That's not heroic. That's tragic.

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Stefan: Try not to get yourself killed.
Damon: Yeah. It's been a day for that.

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Elijah [to Damon]: This is the third time I've saved your life now.

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Luka: Elena has to die.

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Damon: I get you out of here and your ass is sipping Klaus-free margaritas in some unknown island somewhere, no way.

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Katherine: Hello, Damon. Hey, do you have a robe?
Damon: How did you get out of there?
Katherine: I knew that if I begged you not to kill Elijah that's excatly what you'd do. Need a little fact? The Originals can compel other vampires, but, as soon as they die, the compulsion wears off...
Damon: And you knew that
Katherine: Yes, and I'm still here. I'm gonna help you. So, do you have that robe?

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Jeremy: You did like it, right?
Bonnie: Yeah. I liked it.

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Damon: There's no such thing as a bad idea. Only poorly executed awesome ones.

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Stefan: Hunt. Pray. Kill. It was all I knew.

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Elena: He described you as a monster.
Stefan: That's what I was.

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Elijah: I don't really pursue younger women. It's a joke, Ric. Lighten up.

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Stefan: Are you actually gonna be careful for once?
Damon: Yes, I've become you. How tragic for both of us. Gotta run. Have a murder to plan. Busy day.

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