The Vampire Diaries Quotes

Damon: I'm lost... metaphorically, existentially.

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Damon: I feel, Elena. And it sucks.

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Jules: This town is crawling with vampires. But, don't worry, we'll get them.
Tyler: Who are you?
Jules: I'm your friend. There are others like us, and they're on their way.

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Rose: I miss being human.
Damon: Humanity's not all it's cracked up to be.

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Damon (to Rose): You went on a murderous rampage. It happens.

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Matt (to Caroline): What are you keeping from me? If you love me, you'll tell me. What is it?

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Jules: I'll tell you the only sure that exists. Take a stake and drive it through her heart.

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Stefan: There's a lot of people here.
Damon: Damn. There goes my plan to rip her spleen through her back.

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Rose: What do you call this whole deal with Elijah?
Elena: I call it my best option.
Rose: It's the easiest option.

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Rose: I'm a vampire. I haven't had a cold in five centuries.

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Damon (to elena , about Rose): Death happens. We come. We go. The sooner she dies, the better. It's gloomy as hell in here.

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Damon: If you're gonna be maudlin, I'm gonna kill you myself. Just to put me out of your misery.

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Stefan: He's an Original. I don't really know what that means.

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Elena: Don't ruin the moment. You're about to ruin the moment, aren't you?
Stefan: I'm totally ruining the moment.

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Jenna: What the hell?
John: Good morning to you, Jenna. Alaric.

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John: Coffee?
Elena: We did that last night. No more avoiding.

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Tyler: I'm sorry.
Caroline: No. It's too late because we are not friends anymore and what happened to me tonight? That will never happen again. So you take that back to your little werewolf pack and you get the hell out of my house.

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Jenna (to Alaric): So Elena is my sister's husband's brother's daughter and her mother is my boyfriend's deceased wife. You can't make that stuff up.

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Andie: Why do you kill people?
Damon: Because I like it. It's in my nature. It's who I am. But then I have to stay to get her, to protect her and she wants me to be a better man, which means I can't be who I am. Do you see the problem I am having, Andie?
Andie: Or maybe this is who you are now. Love does that, Damon. It changes us.

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Andie: What do you want, Mr. Tall, Dark and Handsome?
Damon: I'm not that tall.

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Elena {to Caroline): We're gonna slumber it.

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Tyler: I didn't know what to do.
Caroline: You help your friend. That's what you do.

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Damon (to Jules and Brady): Since Stefan got here earlier, I'll let him try it his way before I try it my way, which is a lot bloodier.

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Elena (to John): You may be my father, but I am never gonna be your daughter.

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Caroline: Why are you doing this to me?
Brady: You're a vampire. Why not?

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Damon: He's a werefolf. He needs to die. I'm willing to do it. It's a win-win.

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Damon (to Elena): I'm steering clear of all women at the moment...Trust me, it's in the best interests of women everywhere.

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John: You guys are drinking vervain?
Damon: It's an acquired taste.

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Elena (to Damon, about John): We just need answers. Try not to do anything stupid.
Damon: Yeah, but stupid's so much more fun.

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Jules: I want the boy more than I want vengeance.
Brady: Let's get both.

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