Radio Free Roscoe Quotes

Audrey: [Drawing a picture of the lunch lady] Do you like it?
Raymond 'Ray' Brennan: Yeah, it's so real I could smell the tuna surprise.

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Lily Randall: How come everytime she says Rocks, I end up wanting to throw one at her?

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Lily Randall: This is Radio Free Roscoe... your one watt flamethrower of TRUTH!

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Robert 'Robbie' McGrath: You like the drummer dude?
Lily Randall: Yah, whats not to like?
Robert 'Robbie' McGrath: Well for starters his name is The Drummer Dude

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Travis Strong: [Talking to Robbie] Blame me? Blame your irrational fear of fake hair.
Robert 'Robbie' McGrath: Dirty fake hair!

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Travis Strong: You can't always protect your friends, all you can really do is stand-by and hope they don't fall, but be ready to catch them if they do.

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Travis: Ray would probably look for a place called 'The Duct Tape Store'

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"Buddha once said, 'To be idle is a short road to death.' "-Travis
"Isn't that a little extreme?"-Robbie
"It just means 'if you snooze, you lose.' So if you have something you believe in, you'd better stand up for it."-Travis

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Robert Robbie McGrath: Yo and hello? Who's the winner that came up with that one?
Kim Carlisle: That would be me.

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Robert Robbie McGrath: You like the drummer dude?
Lily Randall: Yah, whats not to like?
Robert Robbie McGrath: Well for starters his name is The Drummer Dude

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Audrey: [Drawing a picture of the lunch lady] Do you like it?
Raymond Ray Brennan: Yeah, its so real I could smell the tuna surprise.

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[Ray and Travis are caught by Principal Waller for using walkie talkies... Robbie uses his to talk to them]
Robert Robbie McGrath: Fireant in da house! Wombat, Cobra?
Principal Waller: Better yet, scorpian.
Raymond Ray Brennan: [to Principal Waller] Can you tell him I dont wanna be wombat anymore?
Robert Robbie McGrath: Scorpian? Whats with the name change? And your Waller impression still is [walks over and sees them] Waller.

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Robert Robbie McGrath: Dirty fake hair!

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Audrey: dont tell me, tell Ray

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Lily Randall: Ray their not grading us on this
Raymond Ray Brennan: Sorry reflex

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Raymond Ray Brennan: If you had higher cheekbones, youd be a supermodel student.

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Robert Robbie McGrath: It was a female action figure
Lily Randall: With a Dream Home! Please!

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Lily Randall: This isnt working
Lily Randall: [singing] Its hard to pick just one guy... When all that I have is... only one heart to give... So Im giving it all to Tra... UHHh I dont know

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Travis Strong: Are you kidding? Ive never seen a bad picture of you.
Lily Randall: Thats cause youre not looking at me flaws. My arms are to skinny, my nose looks weird...
Travis Strong: Lily you're gorgeous.

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Raymond Ray Brennan: Oh, Dont say that. Dont say that it didnt mean anything. Listen to me. If you thought about her everyday or : if you memorized her laugh or if you once calculated how many seconds she's been alive! Maybe I could get how you could do this to me. But can you do it and say it meant nothing?

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Travis Strong: All I'm saying is Columbus didn't find America if people we're already there

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Robert Robbie McGrath: Professional or personal?
Kim Carlisle: Is there a diffrence?

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Lily Randall: What? Thats like saying theres too much AIR
Travis Strong: There is too much air... If youre a fish.

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Travis Strong: I don't know, my family's not that religious...

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Lily Randall: Yeah, like mono.

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Raymond Ray Brennan: is that because you have a big head

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