10 Things I Hate About You Quotes

Cameron: She never wanted me. She wanted Joey the whole time.
Patrick: Cameron, do you like the girl?
Cameron: Yeah.
Patrick: Yeah, and is she worth all this trouble?
Cameron: Well, I thought she was, but you know, I...
Patrick: Well, she is or she isn't. See first of all, Joey is not half the man you are. Secondly, don't let anyone ever make you feel like you don't deserve what you want. Go for it.

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Kat Stratford: You don't always have to be who they want you to be, you know?
Bianca: I happen to like being adored, thank you!

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Kat Stratford: I hate the way you talk to me, and the way you cut your hair. I hate the way you drive my car. I hate it when you stare. I hate your big dumb combat boots, and the way you read my mind. I hate you so much it makes me sick; it even makes me rhyme. I hate it, I hate the way you're always right. I hate it when you lie. I hate it when you make me laugh, even worse when you make me cry. I hate it when you're not around, and the fact that you didn't call. But mostly I hate the way I don't hate you. Not even close, not even a little bit, not even at all.

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Kat Stratford: We're going now.
Walter Stratford: Alright, wait a minute. No drinking, no drugs, no kissing, no tattoos, no piercings, NO ritual animal slaughters of any kind... oh God, I'm giving them ideas.

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Kat Stratford: I'm here to talk about my sister.
Chastity Church: Oh, what a coincidence! I was just about to send her to social Siberia.

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[talking about the prom]
Kat Stratford: Can you even imagine? Who the hell would go to that antiquated mating-ritual?
Mandella: I would, but I don't have a date.
Kat Stratford: Do you really wanna get all dressed up, so some Drakkar Noir-wearing dexter with a boner can feel you up while you're forced to listen to a band that, by definition, blows?

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Bianca: How do I look?
Kat: Shallow.
Bianca: (happy) Thank You!

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Kat: What do you want?
Patrick: What you mean?
Kat: I mean... Do you wanna deal me drugs? or steal my car? or huckster my organs? - Why are people scared of you?
Patrick: Why are people scared of you?
Kat: People are not scared of me...
Patrick: [smiling] : Sure they are. That's why I find you interesting [he goes away in his motorcycle]

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Bianca: [to Kat] You've ruined my chances of being popular!
Kat: I'm sorry, but that girl sucks. She's a teen-aged Kim Jong II.
Bianca: Speak English, you show-off!
Kat: Kim Jong II, the dictator of North Korea!

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Kat: [to Patrick] Why are people scared of you?
Patrick: Why are people scared of you?
Kat: People are not scared of me.
Patrick: Sure they are. That's why I find you interesting.

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Chastity: My neck is sore.
Kat: That's probably from flipping your hair too much.

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Kat: Dad, you realize we know where babies come from, right?
Walter: Do you realize where they come out? Trust me. Not pretty.
Kat and Bianca: Dad!

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Walter: What's wrong with being popular? I loved it. I loved being captain of the football team... president of the Student Council. Any girl I wanted.
Kat: Dad, that was Uncle Jimmy.
Walter: So, it was.

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Kat: I'm here to talk about my sister.
Chastity: Oh, what a coincidence! I was just about to send her to social Siberia.

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Cameron: (to the angry crowd who realizes that there is no beer in the party) See, I didn't realize that the person who throws the party is also supposed to supply the alcohol. But I have a surprise! (pulls on a string to reveal a piñata)

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Chastity: (about Kat) Of the ten things I hate about today, she is number one, number five, and number eight.

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Bianca: Great speech. Very inspiring.
Chastity: Yeah, but no one cried.

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Kat: We're going to high school, not the Academy Awards.
Bianca: You never get a second chance to make a first impression.

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Michael: Cameron, how's it going?
Cameron: Not so good. I feel weird. Ever since Bianca got here, my head has been filled with rainbows and Enya.

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Bianca: Kat, I need your help.
Kat: Finally. The first step is admitting you have a problem. The next step is making you a brunette again.

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Larry: You girls are late. Where were you?
Bianca: We were having sex with the soccer team. It took longer than expected.

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Bianca: I thought I'd learn the routine because, God forbid, someone gets sick or hurt or pregnant. Thanks a lot, Juno!

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Chastity: [about the fund-raiser] Okay, but no bake sale. The last thing this school needs is more fat people

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Kat: High school is like Vietnam and these stupid flowers are Agent Orange.

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Kat: [about the yearbook pictures she took] It looks like one of those herpes commercials where everybody is so happy despite the fact that they have herpes.

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Kat: [after Walter suggests to Bianca to have a car wash for a fund raiser] Great idea, Dad! Half-naked cheerleaders, wet and soapy, standing on a street asking for money.
Dr. Walter Stratford: No car wash.
Bianca: Daddy.
Dr. Walter Stratford: No car wash!

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Mandella: So you're not hoping to get a carnation? Not even a little tiny bit?
Kat: From who? Every guy here has the depth of an inflatable kiddy pool.

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Bianca: Mail me to another family.
Delivery Lady: Okay, but first, here's your dad's package.
Bianca: I don't wanna think about my dad's package.

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Mandella: That was awesome. It's like your mouth knows kung-fu!

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'Charlie: (after leaving a carnation on Kat's desk) I showed you my flower. Now show me yours.
Kat: Leave... me... alone!

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