The Vampire Diaries Quotes

Matt: (to Stefan) Hey.. I’m not saying this for you, I’m saying it for her [Elena]. But, she’s big on trust. So, whatever you’re holding back from her, the more you try to hide it, the more she won’t stop ’til she figures it out.

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Sheriff Forbes: Honey, are you okay? Anything you wanna talk about? Is it a boy thing???
Caroline: Mom, if I wanna talk boys, I’ll call dad. At least he’s successfully dating one.

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Elena: Dear Diary, I’m not a believer. People are born, they grow old and then they die. That’s the world we live in. There’s no magic, no mysticism, no immortality. There is nothing that defies rational thought. It’s not possible. I’m not a believer, I can’t be. But how can I deny what’s right in front of me? Someone who never grows old.. never gets hurt.. someone who changes in ways that can’t be explained. Girls bitten.. bodies drained of blood..

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Elena: (to Stefan) What are you ?

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Elena: What are you?
Stefan: You know.
Elena: No. I don't.
Stefan: Yes, you do, or you wouldn't be here.
Elena: It's not possible. It can't be.
Stefan: Everything you know, and every belief that you have is about to change. Are you ready for that?
Elena: What are you?
Stefan: [pause] I'm a vampire.
Elena: I shouldn't have come.
Stefan: No....please...please
Elena: No! [Turns and runs towards her car]........How did you do that?
Stefan: Please don't be afraid of me.

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Stefan: I’ll explain everything to you but I beg you, Elena.. do not tell anybody.
Elena: How can you ask me that?
Stefan: Because you knowing this is dangerous! For so many reasons. You can hate me.. but I need you to trust me.
Elena: Just go.. just go, please.. go. If you mean me no harm then you’ll go.
Stefan: I never wanted this.

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Damon: Where are you, Stefan? I’m trapped, at the house, and I’m getting really bored and really impatient and I don’t do bored and impatient.

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Damon: I want my ring.
Stefan: Where are you you?
Damon: I'm at the sizzler. I had the buffet. Where's my ring?
Stefan: I don't have it. Where are you? What have you done?
Damon: Nooo, what have YOU done? Your the one that locked me in the basement and starved me so whatever I've done... whoever I've sucked dry is on you buddy.
Stefan: You're being careless. How many more animal attacks is this town gonna believe huh?
Damon: I know how to cover my tracks Stefan! Where's my ring?!
Stefan: I gave it to Zach to hide. You probably shouldn't have killed him.
Damon: Ahhh, you almost got me. Where is it?
Stefan: I'll get it back. But I need time.
Damon: What.. did you Fed-Ex it to Rome?! Where is it?! I want my ring, Stefan.. or my next stop’s Elena’s.
Stefan: I already want you dead, don’t give me another reason to make it happen.
Damon: Don’t give me another reason to rip you apart.
Stefan: Yeah? Is that gonna be before or after you get your ring back?
Damon: Just get it…

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Stefan: Elena.. give me today. I will answer any questions that you have, and when it’s over, you can decide for yourself what you wanna do with what you know. It’ll be your choice.

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Elena: What are we doing here?
Stefan: I wanna show you something.
Elena: In the middle of nowhere???
Stefan: This.. didn’t use to be nowhere. This used to be my home.

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Stefan: What Damon wants, Damon usually gets.

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Elena: So how...?
Stefan: I've been 17 years old since 1864.

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Stefan: That's the thing about Damon. He doesn't get mad. He just gets even.
Elena: You knew Katherine in 1864? Damon made it seem like...
Stefan: Damon was trying to make you think that I was still heart-broken. He saw that I was happy with you and he wanted to ruin it.
Elena: All because you loved the same woman, a hundred and... forty-five years ago ?

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Stefan: That necklace.. contains an herb called Vervain. It protects you from being compelled. I wanted to protect you from Damon’s influence. But I also wanted to protect you from me.

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Vicki: Don't you wanna be in love?
Damon: I've been in love. It's painful, pointless and overrated.

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Damon: No more talking. Let's dance!

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Damon: Tip for later; be careful who you invite in the house

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Damon: (when Logan tried to kill Stefan and Damon saved him) If anyone’s gonna kill you it’s gonna be me.

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Stefan: I’ll take care of it.. I’ll find her and I will show her that she can live like I do, I’m gonna make sure that she does not hurt anybody, Elena, I promise you…
Elena: What do I tell my brother, and.. and Matt?!
Stefan: We’ll come up with a story.
Elena: You mean we’ll come up with a lie?
Stefan: I’m so.. sorry…
Elena: I gave you today just like you asked. And I understand that you would never do anything to hurt me and I promise I will keep your secret but.. I can’t be with you, Stefan. I’m sorry I.. I just can’t.

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Damon: You... don’t talk.
Tyler: Screw you, dude!
Damon: Dude??? Really?.. Dude???

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Elena: You shouldn’t skip school. If they find her [Vicki] we’ll know. That’s what cellphones are for.
Jeremy: Your lips keep moving, I don't know why.

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Vicki: What is it?
Stefan: It’s what you’re craving.
Damon: Huh! Don’t lie to the girl. It’s so not what you’re craving but it’ll do in a pinch. Right, Stef?
Vicki: What is it???
Damon: Yeah, what is it? Is it skunk? St. Bernard? Bambi???

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Damon: Don’t listen to him [Stefan]. He walks in a moral plane way out of our eye line. I say.. snatch, eat, erase…

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Stefan: We choose our own path. Our values and our actions, they define who we are.
Damon: Okay.. Count Deepak! I am outta here.

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Elena: Is Stefan here?
Damon: Yup.
Elena: Where is he?
Damon: And good morning to you, little miss ‘I’m on a mission’.
Elena: How can you be so arrogant and glib after everything that you’ve done?
Damon: And how can you be so brave and stupid to call a vampire arrogant and glib?
Elena: If you wanted me dead, I'd be dead.
Damon: Yes, you would.
Elena: But I’m not.
Damon: Yet.
Elena: Where is Stefan?
Damon: He's upstairs. Singing "The Rain In Spain". Knock yourself out.

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Vicki: This daylight thing is a bitch! I need more blood!.. Where’s your bathroom? I have to pee.. Why do I have to pee I thought I was dead???

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Vicki: You did this to me out of boredom???
Damon: It’s one of the pitfalls of eternity.
Vicki: Now I’m bored!

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Damon: Well, your life was pathetic, your afterlife doesn’t have to be.

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Stefan: She [Vicki] could hurt someone.
Damon: I’m not taking her to Disneyland. We’re going to the front yard.

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Damon: Come on, Vicki... Live a little... No fun intended.

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