The Suite Life of Zack and Cody Quote

(London and Nia smile while wearing matching outfits with advertising music in the background)
London: (like an advertiser) Everyone loves homemade French fries, but who has the time?
Nia: (same tone of voice) I don't. I usually have to pay those crazy drive-thru prices!
London: Well, not anymore!
(The girls unveil the Lightning Fry, which is their combined science projects that Cody helped them with)
London: With the Lightning Fry Maker, you can have delicious fries in seconds!
(London places a lid on the tray of potatoes and activates the Lightning Fry; an explosion is heard, and London removes the lid, revealing a stack of French fries; Nia samples one)
Nia: Mmm! Now that's a good fry!
London: If you call right now, we'll include a 50-pound bag of potatoes absolutely free!
(London heaves a bag of potatoes, but falls backward because of the weight of the potatoes; Nia doesn't react)
Nia: (quietly and quickly) $40 shipping and handling not included.
(London stands up)
London: Hurry! They're selling like hot cakes!
Nia: Don't you mean hot potatoes?
(London and Nia laugh and slap five)
London: Seriously, call. You won't regret it!
Nia: (quietly and quickly) Lightning Fry is not responsible for any injuries, accidents, or mutations that may occur while using this product.
(The girls smile and flash a thumbs up)

TV Show: The Suite Life of Zack and Cody

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