Storm Hawks Quotes
[Finn is trying to use the radio]
Aerrow: It's OK. I know you're trying.
Finn: OK? OK!? The Nimbus Nimrods are playing for the championship, man, and I'm missing it!
Aerrow: Finn, you‘re supposed to be calling for help!
Finn: The Nimrods don't need any help. They're on a winning streak. What do you say about that? (points his shaking finger at Aerrow)
Aerrow: (half-heartedly) Go, Nimrods.
Aerrow: It's OK. I know you're trying.
Finn: OK? OK!? The Nimbus Nimrods are playing for the championship, man, and I'm missing it!
Aerrow: Finn, you‘re supposed to be calling for help!
Finn: The Nimrods don't need any help. They're on a winning streak. What do you say about that? (points his shaking finger at Aerrow)
Aerrow: (half-heartedly) Go, Nimrods.
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[Junko thinks it was his fault that the Storm Hawks are stranded]
Aerrow: Er, Junko, this place must be messing with you. That's not the way it happened. I'm the one who got us lost, remember?
Piper: No, it was me!
Finn: What? No, I was the one who got us in here!
Stork: Um, excuse me, it was all me, man!
[Radarr points at himself]
Piper: But... we can't all be responsible... can we?
Aerrow: Er, Junko, this place must be messing with you. That's not the way it happened. I'm the one who got us lost, remember?
Piper: No, it was me!
Finn: What? No, I was the one who got us in here!
Stork: Um, excuse me, it was all me, man!
[Radarr points at himself]
Piper: But... we can't all be responsible... can we?
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[After Finn has given a story about how the Storm Hawks are lost]
Stork: Didn't happen to see an air truck in there, did you?
Finn: Air truck?
Stork: Yeah. The one from Tinhatco.
Junko: "What" co?
Stork: You know... Tinhatco! Protecting brains like yours for over 25 years! It was carrying a shipment of the AM-3000 state-of-the-art Anti-MindWorm Helmet. I had to get one! I've been starting to notice that tell-tale tickle in my lower medulla!
Stork: Didn't happen to see an air truck in there, did you?
Finn: Air truck?
Stork: Yeah. The one from Tinhatco.
Junko: "What" co?
Stork: You know... Tinhatco! Protecting brains like yours for over 25 years! It was carrying a shipment of the AM-3000 state-of-the-art Anti-MindWorm Helmet. I had to get one! I've been starting to notice that tell-tale tickle in my lower medulla!
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[The Condor is being pulled down a vortex]
Aerrow: Stork, head straight for the centre; full thrust!
Stork: I like your thinking - let's get it over with.
Aerrow: Stork, head straight for the centre; full thrust!
Stork: I like your thinking - let's get it over with.
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[Junko dumped Stork's Merb Cabbage overboard to get the Condor out of the vortex]
Stork: My cabbage. You dumped the whole load.
Junko: Yeah, well, sometimes, you know, the tough choices have to be, um... you know, chosen.
Stork: My cabbage. You dumped the whole load.
Junko: Yeah, well, sometimes, you know, the tough choices have to be, um... you know, chosen.
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[While the Storm Hawks were in the Expanse, they were being preyed upon by a Sky Siren, a creature that conjures illusions from a person's deepest desires. The Storm Hawks are now out of the Expanse]
Aerrow: Someone must have outlasted the Siren.
Piper: But that would take someone with major brain power.
[Radarr is piloting the Condor]
Finn: Well, say "Hello" to our mental giant!
Aerrow: [to Radarr] Wait. So that‘s your greatest desire? You just wanted to drive?
[Radarr nods]
Stork: Works for me.
Aerrow: Someone must have outlasted the Siren.
Piper: But that would take someone with major brain power.
[Radarr is piloting the Condor]
Finn: Well, say "Hello" to our mental giant!
Aerrow: [to Radarr] Wait. So that‘s your greatest desire? You just wanted to drive?
[Radarr nods]
Stork: Works for me.
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[The Condor is rocking violently]
Finn: Are we under attack? Is it the Cyclonians?
Aerrow: It's worse! Much worse!
[Junko is screaming and banging the floor and walls]
Aerrow: Junko has a toothache.
Stork: This won't end well...
Finn: Are we under attack? Is it the Cyclonians?
Aerrow: It's worse! Much worse!
[Junko is screaming and banging the floor and walls]
Aerrow: Junko has a toothache.
Stork: This won't end well...
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[Junko is still screaming and banging the floor and walls]
Finn: I can't stand to see Junko like this, so if anyone needs me, I'll be in my room.
Finn: I can't stand to see Junko like this, so if anyone needs me, I'll be in my room.
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[Stork is reading a book]
Finn: What you reading?
Stork: My new book. "1001 Terrible Afflictions And The Hopeless Means Of Fighting Them".
Finn: What you reading?
Stork: My new book. "1001 Terrible Afflictions And The Hopeless Means Of Fighting Them".
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[The people of Terra Vapos need Finn to help them again]
Finn: We gotta go to Vapos. They need their Domo.
Stork: Uh-huh. And while you get the royal treatment, they'll make me sing songs. No, thank you! I am staying right here.
Finn: Stork, you can either come with me to Vapos, or you can stay here evading Cyclonians... by yourself.
Stork: [sighs] I'm going to regret this.
Finn: We gotta go to Vapos. They need their Domo.
Stork: Uh-huh. And while you get the royal treatment, they'll make me sing songs. No, thank you! I am staying right here.
Finn: Stork, you can either come with me to Vapos, or you can stay here evading Cyclonians... by yourself.
Stork: [sighs] I'm going to regret this.
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Stork: [singing] All the people of Vapos, an epic poem about Finn. You think he knows what he's doing, but who are we really kidding?
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[Finn and Stork have disguised themselves as Murk Raiders, and are attempting to convince Eyeball]
Eyeball: Never seen you two before.
Finn: We're new!
Stork: Uh, really new!
Finn: From another ship.
Stork: Yeah, far away.
Finn: Really far.
Stork: Probably haven't heard of it.
Eyeball: You don't even look like Murk Raiders.
Stork: [impatiently] Oh, and is your job to give people fashion tips? Now, quit wasting time, and put us up to some back-breaking work!
Eyeball: You got a big mouth! [hits Stork hard on the back, knocking him to the floor, and grabs his hat, which is left floating in mid-air] You'll fit in fine...
Eyeball: Never seen you two before.
Finn: We're new!
Stork: Uh, really new!
Finn: From another ship.
Stork: Yeah, far away.
Finn: Really far.
Stork: Probably haven't heard of it.
Eyeball: You don't even look like Murk Raiders.
Stork: [impatiently] Oh, and is your job to give people fashion tips? Now, quit wasting time, and put us up to some back-breaking work!
Eyeball: You got a big mouth! [hits Stork hard on the back, knocking him to the floor, and grabs his hat, which is left floating in mid-air] You'll fit in fine...
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[Finn and Stork, disguised as pirates, are doing chores on the Murk Raiders' ship]
Stork: [singing] The Domo became a pirate, not as smooth as he could be. While looking for the Serpegris, he ended up doing the laundry.
Stork: [singing] The Domo became a pirate, not as smooth as he could be. While looking for the Serpegris, he ended up doing the laundry.
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[The Murk Raiders have stolen the Serpegris, which is what the people of Vapos need. The Serpegris is around Captain Scabulous' neck]
Finn: I'm gonna swipe it.
Stork: You're gonna die.
Finn: I'm gonna swipe it.
Stork: You're gonna die.
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[The Murk Raiders are dancing. Finn is dancing with the Captain, and Stork is dancing with Eyeball]
Stork: (looking at the camera) I would have preferred the trip to Wallop.
Stork: (looking at the camera) I would have preferred the trip to Wallop.
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[Finn and Stork have taken the Serpegris]
Captain Scabulous: Whoever gets them first, extra chocolate pudding rations for a month!
Captain Scabulous: Whoever gets them first, extra chocolate pudding rations for a month!
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[Finn and Stork have successfully returned the Serpegris]
Stork: [singing] The Raiders left with nothing, they got their just dessert. And despite the terrifying mortal danger, the Domo never got hurt. And once again Vapos is safe, the Domo saved the day. And in the words of this humble poet, Great Domo did OK.
Stork: [singing] The Raiders left with nothing, they got their just dessert. And despite the terrifying mortal danger, the Domo never got hurt. And once again Vapos is safe, the Domo saved the day. And in the words of this humble poet, Great Domo did OK.
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[Junko no longer has a toothache]
Junko: Now I got an earache!
[Everyone groans]
Stork: We're doomed.
Junko: Now I got an earache!
[Everyone groans]
Stork: We're doomed.
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[Dark Ace is showing an Ravess, Snipe and Repton an Enhancer Stone]
Snipe: A crystal?
Dark Ace: An Enhancer Stone, Mr. Snipe, forged by Master Cyclonis herself to amplify our skills 100 fold.
[Dark Ace puts the Stone in his Energy Sword and tests it on a rock mountain, making it crumble]
Repton: I'll take four.
Snipe: A crystal?
Dark Ace: An Enhancer Stone, Mr. Snipe, forged by Master Cyclonis herself to amplify our skills 100 fold.
[Dark Ace puts the Stone in his Energy Sword and tests it on a rock mountain, making it crumble]
Repton: I'll take four.
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[Ayrgyn the Skeelur is on the Condor. Junko is trying to find him]
Ayrgyn: Somebody needs to work on their finesse, and that somebody is you. And by the way, a manicure wouldn't kill you either.
Ayrgyn: Somebody needs to work on their finesse, and that somebody is you. And by the way, a manicure wouldn't kill you either.
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[Ayrgyn has taken the Storm Hawks to Terra Neon for training. Finn is at the shooting range]
Aerrow: Ayrgyn, I don't mean to be rude, but I thought we were supposed to be training?
Ayrgyn: Lesson one: trust me. Oh, and do something about that hair.
Aerrow: Ayrgyn, I don't mean to be rude, but I thought we were supposed to be training?
Ayrgyn: Lesson one: trust me. Oh, and do something about that hair.
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[Arygyn has forced Stork to ride a mechanical bull as part of his "training"]
Stork: [as he's riding] Why... am... I... doing... this!?
Ayrgyn: [with the same labored tone] Be... cause... it's... fun! [laughs then whispers quietly to Aerrow next to him] And I'm a cruel, cruel man.
Stork: [as he's riding] Why... am... I... doing... this!?
Ayrgyn: [with the same labored tone] Be... cause... it's... fun! [laughs then whispers quietly to Aerrow next to him] And I'm a cruel, cruel man.
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[The Storm Hawks have managed to complete the challenges that Ayrgyn gave them]
Ayrgyn: Anyone up for a snack?
Junko: Am I?
Aerrow: Now hold on just a minute! This has gone on long enough. You’re supposed to be this great warrior trainer, but you haven’t taught us a thing! The Talons are out there going after our friends, and we’re on Terra Neon wasting time! So what’s it gonna be?
[Pause]
Ayrgyn: Well, I hear flame corn here's excellent.
Ayrgyn: Anyone up for a snack?
Junko: Am I?
Aerrow: Now hold on just a minute! This has gone on long enough. You’re supposed to be this great warrior trainer, but you haven’t taught us a thing! The Talons are out there going after our friends, and we’re on Terra Neon wasting time! So what’s it gonna be?
[Pause]
Ayrgyn: Well, I hear flame corn here's excellent.
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[The Storm Hawks are back on the Condor]
Aerrow: Piper, put out an all-channels call. Find out who’s left. If we join forces, it might not be too late for the rest of us.
[The alarm goes off. Dark Ace, Ravess, Snipe and the Raptors are approaching]
Stork: Ooh, yeah, it's too late.
Aerrow: Piper, put out an all-channels call. Find out who’s left. If we join forces, it might not be too late for the rest of us.
[The alarm goes off. Dark Ace, Ravess, Snipe and the Raptors are approaching]
Stork: Ooh, yeah, it's too late.
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[Remembering his "training", Aerrow has used a Nitro Crystal to catch up with Dark Ace's speeding Switchblade]
Dark Ace: Just one question: how?
Aerrow: How else? We've been training.
Dark Ace: Just one question: how?
Aerrow: How else? We've been training.
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[The Condor has broken down, and the Storm Hawks are trying console Stork]'
Aerrow: Stork, I'm sure we can find a way to patch up the impellor.
Stork: [yells in frustration] It's already been patched! A thousand times, just like everything on this flying deathtrap! The emergency sprinkles are full of slime... when you flush the toilet, it sends a hundred volts through the seat... [they hear Junko yell in pain off-screen]
Finn: Uh, yeah, it would be good to get that fixed...
Aerrow: Stork, I'm sure we can find a way to patch up the impellor.
Stork: [yells in frustration] It's already been patched! A thousand times, just like everything on this flying deathtrap! The emergency sprinkles are full of slime... when you flush the toilet, it sends a hundred volts through the seat... [they hear Junko yell in pain off-screen]
Finn: Uh, yeah, it would be good to get that fixed...
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[The Storm Hawks are being shown a new ship]
Junko: [looking at a magazine] Guys, it comes with an air freshener!
Junko: [looking at a magazine] Guys, it comes with an air freshener!
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[The Storm Hawks have traded the Condor for a new ship, which is literally falling apart as they attempt to battle Cyclonians]
Piper I can't pilot our way out of this! We need Stork! [Radarr jumps over to remove Stork's Trance Helmet and wake him up]
Finn: Are you sure that's a good idea? I mean, he's probably gonna be a little upset at me for [as Radarr suceeds in getting the helmet off, Finn's voice lowers to a whisper] trading the Condor for this ship!
Stork: [as he wakes up, he looks around, then turns to glare at Finn angrily] You what? I'm out of it for a few minutes, and you WHAT!? [he jumps on Finn, rocking the ship as fight sounds are heard from the outside. As the Cyclonians draw closer, Aerrow manages to separate them]
Aerrow: Stork, I know this maybe isn't the best time for you [Stork flails toward Finn, trying to hit him with his feet], but we've got impending doom at 11 o'clock!
[The Cyclonians open fire]
Stork: My beloved is gone! What's the point!?
[The ship gets blasted more forcefully, making Stork fall over. A large metal object falls from the ceiling and lands very close to his head]
Stork: OK, I get the point.
Piper I can't pilot our way out of this! We need Stork! [Radarr jumps over to remove Stork's Trance Helmet and wake him up]
Finn: Are you sure that's a good idea? I mean, he's probably gonna be a little upset at me for [as Radarr suceeds in getting the helmet off, Finn's voice lowers to a whisper] trading the Condor for this ship!
Stork: [as he wakes up, he looks around, then turns to glare at Finn angrily] You what? I'm out of it for a few minutes, and you WHAT!? [he jumps on Finn, rocking the ship as fight sounds are heard from the outside. As the Cyclonians draw closer, Aerrow manages to separate them]
Aerrow: Stork, I know this maybe isn't the best time for you [Stork flails toward Finn, trying to hit him with his feet], but we've got impending doom at 11 o'clock!
[The Cyclonians open fire]
Stork: My beloved is gone! What's the point!?
[The ship gets blasted more forcefully, making Stork fall over. A large metal object falls from the ceiling and lands very close to his head]
Stork: OK, I get the point.
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Piper: But Stork, you complain about the Condor all the time.
Stork: That's because I love to complain! Just drop me off at the Black Gorge.
Stork: That's because I love to complain! Just drop me off at the Black Gorge.
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