Storm Hawks Quotes

[Piper is about to reverse the process on Finn, which will get rid of the clones]
Finn: This better work 'cause I've really gotten sick and tired of myself.

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[The real Finn has just been released from a safe]
Finn: That rotten clone knocked me out and dumped me in here! I can't believe I did that to myself! The nerve of me!

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Aerrow: OK, looks like we're spending the weekend on Terra Neon!
Finn: Yes!
[Junko gives Finn a rough high-five, and Radarr turns to Aerrow with an angry look as he growls]
Aerrow: Sorry, Radarr, we'll visit the Terra Of Giant Bananas next time.

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[The Storm Hawks are on Terra Neon, an amusement park-style terra. But no one else is there]
Finn: (nudging Junko‘s shoulder) Oh, you know what this means?
Junko: No lines for us!

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[The Storm Hawks are on the stage in the Constellation Theatre. Tentacles are coming towards them]
Finn: Um... I don't think those are stagehands.
Piper: (annoyed) What tipped you off?
Finn: No hands.

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[The Storm Hawks have been grabbed by the tentacles]
Aerrow: [to Producers] Look, whatever it is you want, if you don't let everyone go right now, I promise you, this won't end well!
[Aerrow is given an electric shock]
Stork: Yeah, for us.

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[Finn is failing to be funny on stage]
Staldorf: [Producer #2] I got more funny in my feet!
Walder: [Producer #1] It's true, especially if you count the funny smell.

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Staldorf: I'll tell you why it's been so long since we heard a folk roar. They're awful!
Walder: Hey, the last time I heard a scream that loud was after I saw you with your shirt off. Back hair.

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[Stork has been saved from the Producers. He has landed in Aerrow's Skimmer]
Aerrow: Nice of such a big star to drop in on us little people.

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Staldorf: [to Walder] We should have gone to Toledos, like I wanted. At least there, they have wrestling!

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Aerrow: Well, Stork, you became a star and saved a whole terra. Not bad for one day.
Stork: Yeah, you're right. It wasn't bad. It was terrifyingly, gut-squeezingly, poke a hole in your head and pour flame corn in it, awful!

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Aerrow: Okay, you two! Show’s over!
Staldorf: How dramatic!
Wadler: The kid’s got style!
Aerrow: (takes out blades) Call off that tentacle monster, or whatever that thing is!
Staldorf: (laughs) The first rule of performing, kid, is know your audience!
Wadler: Right. That, thing, as you call it…
(Both rise up):
Together: IS US! (both connected to monster by waist down)
Aerrow: Oh! That's... really... kind of creepy.

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Ravess: I love surprise inspections. It's fun watching fools sweat.

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Starling: Storm Hawks, meet me on Amazonia. I need backup for a mission. A big one.

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[The Storm Hawks are doing a Merbian crazy face test]
Starling: STOP!
[They stop and look at her]
Starling: And how, exactly, does this help?
Aerrow: Merbian crazy face is a tactic Stork's people use to ward off enemies.
Junko: Besides, it's fun!
Piper: You try!
Starling: I don't think so.
[Everyone wants Starling to make a funny face]
Starling: [feebly] Grr.
Stork: Um, ya, I suppose it's a start.

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Aerrow: Pound that target fast and we'll be gone before Ravess even knows she was hit by the Storm Hawks Seven!
Starling: Um... There are only six of you.
Aerrow: Not today.

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Finn: [singing and playing guitar badly] We tried to knock down Polaris Point, but it knocked us down instead! We tried to knock down-
Piper: Finn, please stop.
Finn: Someday, you'll all be begging for the musical stylings of Finn.
Piper: [rolls her eyes]

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Starling: With Finn's guitar and some creative wiring, maybe...
Finn: (holding his guitar protectively against his chest) You're not gonna hurt the rock machine, are you?
Starling: Hardly. We need you to play your, um... lovely music.

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Finn: Stork, what exactly am I doing again?
Stork: Well, sound waves of certain frequency and volume level cancel each other out.
Finn: Right. What exactly am I doing again?
Stork: [slaps his face] Saving the world with your... rock.
Finn: Sweet!

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[Finn's guitar music is stopping Ravess' energy blaster from destroying the Condor]
Stork: It's working! Finn's music is actually saving lives!

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Ravess: [to Starling]You‘re not a Storm Hawk!
Starling: I am today.

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Piper: They're putting up posters to make it look like Cyclonia's cool, and tricking kids into joining the Talons.
[Finn looks at a poster]
Finn: Sweet! Oh, no way! They have a rollercoaster, too?

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[Aerrow, Piper and Radarr have arrived at the Academy, disguised as new students]
Aerrow: So how long will these Chroma Crystals keep us disguised?
Piper: Long enough. I'd just feel better if the whole team was here.
Aerrow: We have to keep this low profile. Junko and Stork would stick out too much. And Finn...
[Two new students are looking at Skimmers]
Student: Whoa, cool! This is gonna be awesome!
Aerrow: Actually, he'd blend right in.

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[Snipe is the cadets' 'Sergeant']
Snipe: [to Garrett] You, what's your name?
Garrett: Um, Garrett, sir.
Snipe: Now, you're "Pork Chop". [laughs]
[Snipe walks down the line of cadets, giving them all nicknames]
Snipe: Floptop, Mousy, Digger, Little Pete, Big Pete... [to Radarr] And what are you? Some kind of sky monkey?
[Radarr tries to bite him]
Aerrow: Er, he's with me.
Snipe: Yeah? And who are you?
Aerrow: Aerrow... Oh... Harold... My name's Harold.
Snipe: Yeah, well, now you're "Barrel". Like a barrel of monkeys! [laughs] Get it? Barrel and Monkey!
Aerrow: Yeah, I get it.
[Piper laughs]
Snipe: [to Piper] And I'm calling you "Giggles".

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[In the kitchen, Piper has met Lynn, whom Piper saved at the start of the episode]
Piper: It's you!
Lynn: Heard of me, huh? The hotshot that was busted back to basic for chickening out against the Storm Hawks.
Piper: I'm here to help...
Lynn: Obviously. These spiny spuds aren't peeling themselves. If you really wanna help, give me a rematch with those stinking Storm Hawks!

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Top Dog: [to Aerrow] I'm the best here, newbie! Better not forget it!

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[Aerrow, Piper and Radarr have revealed their true identity]
Snipe: Gather 'round, class! You're about to learn how to... smash a Sky Knight!

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[Aerrow, Piper, Radarr and the cadets are fighting Talons. Garrett defeats one with spiny spuds]
Garrett: Ha! Spuds one, Talons none!

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Finn: Dude, what's with the hair?
Piper: That's nothing. Wait 'til you hear his nickname.
Finn: They gave you guys nicknames? Aw, I should have gone, too. Always wanted a nickname. Slick! No, no; Hotshot! Master Blaster! Chica-Cha Dude!

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[The Storm Hawks are stranded in the Great Expanse]
Stork: Stork's log - yep, we're doomed.

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