Storm Hawks Quotes

Finn: Mountain climbing isn't so bad, except for all the climbing.

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[Dark Ace is in the Suit of Untold Vengeance]
Dark Ace: Cursed? Nothing cursed about this. I feel fine. I feel great. The entire Atmos is mine now!
Cyclonian: Um, sir, there's an incoming call from Master Cyclonis.
Dark Ace: Take a message!

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Piper: ...assuming a diminished capacity on a part of the Dark Ace.
Finn: A what-inished?
Piper: It means he won't be himself.
[Piper rolls down a drawing of the Dark Ace with ghosts around him]
Piper: The best way to find a weakness is to try and confuse him.
[Junko laughs]
Stork: By... dressing up as ghosts. [slaps his face]

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[After crashing the Condor into the Suit of Untold Vengeance]
Stork: So much for the new paint job...

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[Stork is melting down the parts of the Suit]
Stork: Never wanna see this again... never wanna see this again... [picks up Finn's annoying puzzle game] and never wanna see this... ever again.

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Domiwick: I am on a great journey of exploration, to the Other Side. Encountering those Domiwick Beasts was just a minor setback.
Stork: Domiwick Beasts?
Domiwick: I discovered them. Why not take credit for it?
Piper: Well, they are totally thoughtless and highly destructive. I'd say the name fits.

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[Domiwick has blown open an underwater entrance, releasing vicious shark-like creatures]
Tritonn: Had to ram me ship into the hole to keep more from coming up. Our very lives depended on these safe waters. We'd have swum for it, if not for him. Wouldn't be right to leave him behind, even if he does deserve it.

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Piper: The way I see it, we've got three objectives: haul this ship outta the hole, round up the creatures, and drive them back down and then seal it up for good.
Finn: Sounds awesome! Awesomely impossible.

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Stork: Stabilisers, check. Engines, check. Incredibly complicated plan with way too many variables, check.
Piper: I heard that.

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[The Condor is flooding]
Aerrow: Grab your breathers! Abandon ship!
[The Storm Hawks, except Piper, put on their breathers]
Piper: My breather! Domiwick took it!
Aerrow: Hurry! Take mine!
Piper: No, Aerrow!
Aerrow: There's no time to argue! There's still two miles of water between us and any more air!
Finn: So, what? You're just gonna go down with the ship?
Aerrow: I'm not giving up on the Condor yet. There's still a chance we can save her if the engine room doesn't flood.
Junko: But you'd have to close it off from inside the access duct.
Aerrow: Which I won't be able to do in a bulky breather.
[Aerrow gives Piper his breather]
Piper: You'd better make it back.
Aerrow: Hey, it's me. I'll find a way.

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Finn: Besides, he hasn't got his picture taken with the Finnster yet! Am I right?
Noob: Uhhh, y-eah. Not a big Finn fan.
Finn: (huge gasp)

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Finn: I want to squeegie!

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Junko: Oh, yeah! (tosses spoon into tub)
Stork : (enters wearing a pink flowery apron) Oh good! You're done! That bathroom is a two man job!
(Junko stares at Stork's apron)
(whistling noise and romantic music in background)
Stork: What? I can't have nice things?

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Piper: Well, whatever that thing is, now it smells lemony fresh.

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Piper: (about cleaning the bathroom) I volunteer Finn!
Finn: In your dreams! I'm not cleaning up that mess! And nothing you can do can make me!
Piper: (hands him the squeegee) Squeegee?
Finn: (grins and grabs squeegee) Squeegee! You've got yourself a deal.

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(Finn has grown a mustache)
Finn: I think it makes me look dignified.

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[The Storm Hawks are trying to surf a tidal wave, on the same board]
Piper: WE'RE GONNA WIPE OUT!!!! (points to spikes)
Junko: I'M GLAD MY PANTS ARE ALREADY WET! AHHHHHHHHHH!

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Stork: There should be a law against me...

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Finn: Dude, this is an underwear store?!
Junko: We prefer the term 'Frilly, Delicate What-Nots'.

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[Finn and Stork start sniggering]

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Stork: Death by disco. [watches Finn being chased by the huge disco ball]

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Harrier: . .. well let's not forget the last time we followed a Storm Hawk into battle.
[Squadrons are talking amongst themselves]'
Starling: At least the Storm Hawks have tried, Harrier. The most dangerous place you've led your team, is a hair salon. [rolls eyes][Harrier gasps]

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Stork: Brand-new Condor… nobody scratch her, nobody-- gah!? No! No! You’re all going DOWN!!

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Aerrow: If we gotta go down, then at least we go down together.
[Piper smiles]

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Stork: It's allergic... to Radarr!
Finn: ... How can a crystal have allergies?
Stork: WHO CARES?!?

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Cyclonis: Only perfect attunment can make the binding flow both ways!

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Finn: Ready, aim, ...DUUUDE!

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Aerrow: This is going to be fun.

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