Storm Hawks Quotes

[When fighting the Dark Ace]
Harrier: Those who fight with honour will always prevail!
Dark Ace: Times have changed.

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[The Condor is being pulled down by another ship that has crashed into it]
Aerrow: OK, what's our best-case scenario?
Stork: I'm hoping to pass out before we go "splat".
Finn: Let's review the definition of "best-case scenario".

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[After the timepulse has been shut down]
Master Cyclonis: This should help remind our resistors who really holds the power on Atmos.

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[Junko is telling Finn about his childhood and how he received the Knuckle Busters]
Junko: My Aunt Eunice was just about the toughest old brawler I ever saw, but one day she let me in on our family secret.
Finn: The Knuckle Busters.
Junko: I was a whole 'nother Wallop! But I never forgot the way they treated me.

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[Finn wants to try out Junko's Knuckle Busters]
Finn: Can I try 'em?
Junko: These Busters aren't toys, Finn.
Finn: Please? I won't break anything.
[Pause]
Junko: Oh, all right. Just be careful.
Finn: Careful is my middle name.

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[Finn has lost Junko's Knuckle Busters. Junko is looking sad]
Aerrow: [to Finn] What's with Junko?
Finn: He's fine. Just lost three games of Splunk in a row.

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[After losing Junko's Knuckle Busters]
Finn: [to Junko] You know, in a lot of ways, those Busters were just a crutch.
Junko: You're right, 'cause without them I'm lame.
Finn: No, I mean, you're Junko! Meanest, toughest Wallop in the Atmos!
Junko: If you say so...

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[The Cyclonians have found the Storm Hawks]
Finn: It's only fair I warn you; this is the meanest, strongest, toughest Wallop of them all!
[Snipe smashes a chair with his mace]
Finn: Show this clod what you can do, Junko!
Junko: I give up!

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Ravess: [to Finn and Junko] Thought maybe we take a little trip to Cyclonia. A one-way trip!
Snipe: Or we could just smush 'em!

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[Snipe has picked up Junko]
Junko: Can't we just talk this out?
Snipe: Snipe doesn't talk. Snipe only smashes!

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[Junko is beating up Snipe for calling him a gleep]
Junko: I need to thank you.
Snipe: For what?
Junko: I really learned something today. I like gleeps. You, not so much.

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[The Cyclonians have retreated]
Piper: What happened?
Finn: What else? They got Walloped!

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Master Cyclonis: [to Ravess and Snipe] Failure has consequences. Terrible consequences.
[Cyclonis zaps Ravess and Snipe]
Master Cyclonis: Am I clear?
Ravess: Yes, Master Cyclonis.
Master Cyclonis: These Storm Hawks are becoming a problem.
Ravess: Give us another chance.
Master Cyclonis: No. The Dark Ace will deal with them later. For now, they merit closer observation... One of them in particular. I see promise here. Great promise.

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[Aerrow, Finn and Junko are flying through a storm]
Aerrow: We need to ride like the wind!
Finn: No, we need to ride faster!

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[The storm blows Aerrow back inside the Condor]
Aerrow: [sighs] Batten down the hatches.
[The storm is blowing things into the Condor's bridge]
Stork: Batten down everything!

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[Aerrow and Finn have found Piper's Heliscooter, trashed]
Aerrow: [calling Stork] Aerrow to Condor, Piper's Heliscooter's trashed. We don't see her anywhere.
Stork: [on radio] Um... You'd better get back here. Piper just showed up. She's acting...strange.

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[Piper and Lark are laughing on the Condor]
Stork: I've seen it before. Hazzarian laughing fever. Goes on like this until their brains explode.

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[Piper is explaining how Lark pulled her out of the storm]
Piper: Lark actually created a force field that protected us from the storm! We didn't even get hit by a single raindrop! We almost forgot about the storm!
Lark: Until that really loud thunder!
Piper and Lark: Kaboom!

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[Piper and Lark are laughing on the Condor]
Junko: It's like a whole other language.

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[Piper is showing Lark her crystal lab]
Lark: You've got quite a collection! [of crystals]
Piper: It's my favourite spot on the ship. The only place I can really just relax and be me.
Lark: Where are your books?
Piper: I don't really have any.
Lark: You mean you taught yourself all of this?

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[At Terra Tundras, Piper has discovered that Lark is Master Cyclonis in disguise]
Lark: Well, I've just gotta know...
[Lark transforms into Master Cyclonis]
Master Cyclonis: How'd you figure it out?
Piper: Wasn't like it was that hard. The only Cyclonian who knows that much about crystals is the Master herself. Why the disguise?
Master Cyclonis: Like you'd ever invite me over to hang out.

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[Cyclonis is about to send some Talons to attack the other Storm Hawks]
Master Cyclonis: [to Piper] You'll have the best seat in the house...for your friends' destruction.

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Piper: [to Cyclonis] You can act all tough and destroy the world, but you can't hide who you really are: a lonely girl who desperately wants a friend.

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Finn: [to Piper] Well, I was wondering, seeing as you're a girl and all, you wanna braid each other's hair or something?
[Piper laughs]
Finn: What?
Piper: Thanks, Finn. I really needed that.
Finn: [to Aerrow] I will never understand girls.

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[The Condor has dropped into the Black Gorge after losing crystal power]
Stork: I would like to take this opportunity to remind you all that I told you a shortcut over the Black Gorge would have catastrophic results!

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Aerrow: Everybody OK?
Finn: [sarcastically] We're terrific. Crashing into the Black Gorge suits us just fine.

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[Stork takes out some goggles]
Stork: The light-enhancing glass on these peepers will let us actually see our slow and painful demise.

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Piper: [to Finn and Junko] You used my only Solaris Crystal for a barbecue?
Junko: It was pretty tasty.

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[The Storm Hawks are using metal to distract the Vulca Bats]
Junko: Wait! What are you doing?
Aerrow: Creating a distraction.
Junko: But that's my extra-special piece of... silvery metal!
Piper: What does it do?
Junko: I don't know. I just like it!

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[The Storm Hawks are walking through the Gorge, with Stork leading the way]
Stork: Ahead is Meat Trap Marsh, the first of the ever-increasing Gorge horrors that all lead to the Giant Poison-Toothed Spiny Gorge Sloth... and our inevitable demise.

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