Gilligan's Island Quotes

Gilligan: What was that stuff you just gave me? Eunice Wentworth "Lovey" Howell: That will help you sleep, it's a sedative.
Gilligan: Thanks, Mrs. Howell, but you're wasting your time. Those things don't work on me. I remember once... [falls asleep]

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Gilligan: Hey Skipper, why don't you donate your pants? When they fill with air, we can fly to Hawaii.

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Gilligan: Skipper, should I pick the yellow bananas or the red bananas, because the yellow bananas are green.
Skipper Jonas Grumby: Then pick the red ones.
Gilligan: But the red ones are pink.
Skipper Jonas Grumby: Gilligan, I don't care if you pick red white and blue bananas, just pick some bananas!
Gilligan: Okay, Skipper... Blue bananas?

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Igor: [Planning to leave without the castaways] We invite them to celebration, drink toast, get them drunk.
Ivan: Igor! Good idea! We got plenty vodka in capsule.
Igor: Sure! Two Russian men can drink more than four American men.
Ivan: Is only *three* men.
Igor: Is *four*! Is sailor, is teacher, is rich capitalist, is-... Ah, you are right Ivan. Is *three* men... and *one* Gilligan!

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The Professor: [to Skipper] Simple. Gilligan was digging and he probably sprained a muscle.

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Gilligan: Well, do you know what I think?
Skipper: No
Gilligan: That's good.

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The Professor is showing isometric exercises for Mary Ann
Professor: Now, just swim against this with all your might while I pull on this reel.
Mary Ann starts swimming in lagoon while Gilligan appears
Gilligan: Oh, hi there Professor. Say, that must be a tough one! I will help you with that!
Gilligan starts pulling with Professor on fishing reel
Professor: No, Gilligan!
Gilligan: Don't sweat it Professor, that looks like a tough fish you got.
Reel pulls in Mary Ann's one-piece swimsuit
Gilligan: Maybe that was a girl fish.

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