No Ordinary Family Quotes

Jim Powell: When was the last time we did something as a family?
Daphne Powell: Last month when you forced us to play charades, and then you pulled out your back, miming some scene from "Iron Man."
Jim Powell: That was an old sports injury I re-aggravated.

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JJ Powell: Who are you texting now?
Daphne Powell: God.

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Katie Andrews: Thanks to your increased metabolic rate, your life is like a never-ending spin class. So despite the need for massive caloric intake, you're gonna be a size zero for the rest of your life. I hate you.

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JJ Powell: What's going on? Oh. Talking about your new, cool powers. Well, keep me updated on the costume design.

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Stephanie Powell: Well, uh, on a completely unrelated note, J.J. needs...
Katie Andrews: To tutor him. I knew it was just a matter of time before you realized he needed some more intellect simulation.
Stephanie Powell: And you don't mind?
Katie Andrews: I was gonna suggest it. I mean, this might be my only chance to tutor a-a burgeoning Lex Luthor or oh, even, say, a young Reed Richards. Okay, work might not be the only reason I'm single.

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Daphne Powell: Oh, J.J., how could a super-genius be so epically stupid?

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Stephanie Powell: Boundaries, Jim. Ignore the Bat-phone. Tonight's for us

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George St. Cloud: [Jim wants to do a fist bump] Whoa. You keep that sledgehammer away from me, man. You ain't gonna crush these delicate hands

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George St. Cloud: [to Jim] Would you take it easy? You might as well be wearing a t-shirt that says "Me and my family went to South America and all we got were these lousy superpowers."

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Stephanie Powell: I thought we were a team.
Katie Andrews: Of course you do - team Stephanie! But even though there's no "I" in team, there's a big "I" in Stephanie. And there's a "PH," which we both know in chemistry, is a measure of acidity.

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Jim Powell: Aren't you supposed to be getting some sort of award or something?
George St. Cloud: What, the key to the city? Now what would I do with some key that don't open nothing?

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Jim Powell: Wait a second. Did you ever see "Die Hard"?
George St. Cloud: Did you just ask... I am insulted that you asked me that.
Jim Powell: Air vents. I'll bet these go anywhere in the building.
George St. Cloud: So? Like you said, Jacobs will get a little suspicious if you jumped down in the middle of the squad room and took out four armed felons.
Jim Powell: That's why John McClane didn't take on all the terrorists at the same time. He picked 'em off one by one.
George St. Cloud: Oh, I get it. But in order to get them alone, you need a man on the inside.
Jim Powell: Oh, no, it's too dangerous.
George St. Cloud: Hey, Bruce Willis would've never had gotten out of there alive if he didn't have that black dude helping him. Jim, let me be your black dude.

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