Storm Hawks Quotes

Finn: Ah, this doesn't look so bad.
[Finn falls in the marsh]
Finn: OK, it's bad.

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[Mr. Cheepers, Junko's new pet, is pointing at a shortcut]
Junko: Hey, maybe he knows a shortcut!
Stork: There are no shortcuts. Straying from this map means certain doom at the hands of the Giant Gorge Sloth... Unless, of course, that's what you want.
Junko: No, thank you.

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[The Vulca Bats are still eating Junko's metal]
Junko: Oh, no! I think I just lost a rare left-handed... ratchet thing... forever!

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[Finn is licking himself]
Finn: It's me! I taste good! My flavour's irresistible!
Aerrow: [to Stork] What's gotten into Finn?
Stork: Well, let's see. Darting eyes, shortness of breath, paranoia directed towards inanimate objects...
Finn: [to a rock] I'm onto you, you little rock!
Stork: A sure sign of Gorge Madness.
Piper: Are you sure? He's like that when he skips lunch, too.

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[Stork appears to have been wrong about the Gorge Sloths]
Stork: Oh, doom, why have you forsaken me?

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[Mr. Cheepers has turned into a Gorge Sloth]
Junko: Don't you remember me, Mr. Cheepers? I cared for you! You were my friend!
[Mr. Cheepers roars at Junko]
Junko: Mr. Cheepers! No!
[A meat-eating plant eats Mr. Cheepers]
Junko: Oh yeah? Well, you were a lousy pet, Mr. Cheepers!

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Aerrow: [to Stork] Exactly how irreversible is this Gorge Madness?
Stork: Well, it could be more of a 24-hour thing. Give or take a couple of years.

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Aerrow: Anyone know a shortcut to Terra Ray?
Stork: [scared] Shortcut?

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[Piper and Finn are fighting over the songs that are to be played on the record player]
Piper: Excuse me, that was my favourite song.
Finn: Why would you want to listen to that stuff when you can have the solid styles of Finn instead? [puts on his rock music]
Piper: I'd rather eat nails, which is exactly what that sounds like... on a chalkboard.

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[Finn wants to know why Piper is always left in charge if Aerrow's not around. Aerrow needs to go on a mission]
Piper: Finn can be in charge.
Aerrow: What?
Finn: Really?
Piper: Yeah. How else can he get the experience? Besides, when he realises how much work it really is, maybe he'll stop asking.

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[Aerrow and Starling must save some scientists from Terra Bogaton]
Aerrow: No one's ever gotten past the energy cannons of Bogaton.
Starling: That a problem?
Aerrow: Nope. If we come in low, they'll never spot us.
Starling: My thoughts exactly.

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[Finn is in charge and has ordered a "high alert party". Stork starts walking away from the cooker]
Finn: [to Stork] As acting team leader, I ordered you to grill.
Stork: Um... I've got more important things to do, like flying the ship.
Finn: You are dissenting. Punishment for dissent is... uh... banishment!
Piper: [to Finn] You can't be serious.
Finn: Junko, would you please see Stork to his quarters?
Stork: Don't bother. I know the way.

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[Hoerk, Lugey and Spitz have been shot down by their own cannons]
Repton: Remind me why I shouldn't use you for target practice!
Lugey: Because mother made you promise not to.
Repton: Sometimes I can't believe we came out of the same nest.

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[Repton has captured Starling]
Repton: I'm sure it won't be long before your friend comes for you, then I'll have two Sky Knights this evening.
Starling: Don't count on it. He's got more important things to do.
Repton: I don't suppose you'll want to tell me what those things are?
Starling: Not a chance.
Repton: Perhaps you'll change your mind when it's time for dinner.

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[Starling has explained that she is an Interceptor. The other Interceptors were wiped out by Repton]
Starling: You didn't get all of us that day, Repton! And that was your biggest mistake!

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[Starling has defeated Repton]
Repton: Go ahead. Take your prize.
Starling: Thank you. I will.
[Starling takes the Interceptors' shield]
Repton: All this for a shield?
Starling: Yep, all this for a shield. And your ride; I believe you owe me one.

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[While practicing for the Great Atmos Race, Aerrow's ride starts playing up]
Aerrow: [to Radarr] Don't worry. Like I always say - it's the rider, not the ride.

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Finn: [to Aerrow] The Storm Hawks always win the Great Race.
[Burner appears behind Finn]
Burner: [to Finn] Always won. The race hasn't been run in ten years. I bet your new pups aren't half as good as the old Storm Hawks.

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Finn: [to Burner] I'd be willing to bet anything on Aerrow.
Burner: Really? Then how about this? If your boy doesn't leave Saharr wearing the Crystal Amulet, you wash our carrier... for a year.
Piper: A year of Finn doing all the cleaning? That's gonna be one dirty carrier.

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[Stork is repairing Aerrow's ride]
Stork: There's no way he can win.
Finn: What do you mean?
Stork: It's a simple matter of gimbal rotation and gyroscopic procession.
Finn: Um... Once again, what do you mean?
Piper: Aerrow's ride isn't fast enough.

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[Finn has bought himself some food in a tavern]
Burner: [to Finn] I'd save your money 'cause you're gonna need it to buy yourself some soap and sponges when your boy loses!
[The Third Degree Burners laugh]
Finn: Ha, ha. Laugh it up. You'll be singing a different tune when the race is over.
Burner: Well, it might sound different because I'll be singing it in my freshly cleaned cruiser!

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[Finn, Junko and Stork have modified Aerrow's ride]
Piper: [looking at a large part] Is this part of the Condor‘s engine?
Finn: Of course not; it's the whole thing!

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[After hearing an announcement during the race]
Finn: Sounds like Aerrow's winning!
Junko: Really? Sounds more like static to me.
Finn: I'll wash your underwear for a month if Aerrow doesn't leave Saharr with the Amulet.

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[During the race, the "Knight of Exerxes" is cheating]
Aerrow: [to "Knight"] Guess you've forgotten - Sky Knights don't cheat!
[The "Knight" turns out to be the Dark Ace]
Dark Ace: Good for you, Aerrow... but I'm not a Sky Knight.

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[Aerrow has acquired the Crystal Amulet]
Dark Ace: You thought that's what this was about? A little trinket?
Aerrow: Uh... Yeah.
Dark Ace: Think. The racing Skimmers have all crashed, and all the other fighters on Saharr have been cannibalised for parts.
Aerrow: Which means we're all sitting ducks!
Dark Ace: Very good.
[Dark Ace attaches a Wind Crystal to his weapon]
Dark Ace: And as I bury you in the sand here, my Talons are doing the same to your friends in the camp!

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[Aerrow has escaped from the storm that Dark Ace made]
Dark Ace: You? But...
Aerrow: Next time you try to finish off a Storm Hawk, you might want to try something different than a storm!

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[Aerrow destroys the Crystal Amulet, allowing everyone to get a piece of it]
Finn: [to Burner] OK, so, technically, he's not going to leave Saharr with the Amulet, but...
[Burner grins at Finn]
Finn: OK, fine. You better have your own soap.

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[The Storm Hawks are watching the Absolute Zeroes racing on Terra Blizzaris]
Piper: I know this is supposed to be a festival and all, but these guys are seriously out of control.
Aerrow: I know. Isn't it great?

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Piper: Stork, check it out! This is what I really wanted to see. It's a Blizzard Crystal!
Absolute Zero: Thanks to it, we's got a new home, eh.
Stork: And I've got a case of extreme thermal paralysis.
[Stork's arm is numb]
Stork: Oh yeah. Already numb. Only a matter of time before I lose the whole arm.

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[Stork is freezing, and the heat coils on the Condor are broken]
Stork: (as he is banging a wrench on the heat coils) Heat coils.. are meant.. to heat! Is that so hard... to understand!?
[The heat coils turn on, but then turn off again]
Stork: That's fine. I'll just die.

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