Sex and the City Quotes
Samantha Jones: I've been out with lots of guys and they say I am just as beautiful as a model, but I work for a living. I mean, I'm like, well... I'm like a model who's taken the high road.
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Miranda Hobbes: What I wanna know is, when did all the men get together and decide that they would only get it up for giraffes with big breasts?
Charlotte York: In some cultures, heavy women with moustaches are considered beautiful.
Samantha Jones: And you're looking at me while you're saying that?
Charlotte York: In some cultures, heavy women with moustaches are considered beautiful.
Samantha Jones: And you're looking at me while you're saying that?
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Charlotte York: I just know that no matter how good I feel about myself, if I see Christy Turlington, I just want to give up.
Miranda Hobbes: Well I just want to tie her down and force-feed her lard. But that's the difference between you and me.
Miranda Hobbes: Well I just want to tie her down and force-feed her lard. But that's the difference between you and me.
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Nick Waxler: It's not like models don't have brains. They have them. They just don't need to use them.
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Carrie Bradshaw: Is he gay?
Stanford Blatch: He denies it. How can anyone that gorgeous be straight?
Stanford Blatch: He denies it. How can anyone that gorgeous be straight?
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Samantha Jones: [about Barkely] Is he dating any one model in particular?
Carrie Bradshaw: Actually, he's sleeping with all of them in general.
Carrie Bradshaw: Actually, he's sleeping with all of them in general.
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Mr. Big: I started reading your column after we met.
Carrie Bradshaw: You did?
Mr. Big: Yeah, cute.
Carrie Bradshaw: "Cute."
Mr. Big: Well... Yeah, cute. What are you writing about this week?
Carrie Bradshaw: Well, I'm working on a story about men who date models. Any thoughts?
Mr. Big: Only that they're very lucky.
Carrie Bradshaw: You did?
Mr. Big: Yeah, cute.
Carrie Bradshaw: "Cute."
Mr. Big: Well... Yeah, cute. What are you writing about this week?
Carrie Bradshaw: Well, I'm working on a story about men who date models. Any thoughts?
Mr. Big: Only that they're very lucky.
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Carrie Bradshaw: [voice over narration] It was hard to imagine that anyone so beautiful could ever be lonely.
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Stanford Blatch: How could you!
Carrie Bradshaw: I didn't. We just talked.
Stanford Blatch: Oh, I knew he was gay.
Carrie Bradshaw: I didn't. We just talked.
Stanford Blatch: Oh, I knew he was gay.
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Carrie Bradshaw: [voice over narration] I began to realize that being beautiful is like having a rent-controlled apartment overlooking the park: completely unfair and usually bestowed upon those who deserve it least.
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Miranda: You haven't had a crush since Big.
Carrie: Big wasn't a crush. He was a crash.
Carrie: Big wasn't a crush. He was a crash.
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Charlotte York: Oh, good morning Mrs. Collier. I'm a Jew now. How are you?
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Carrie: We were having one of those great first dates that you can only have when its not an actual date.
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Charlotte York: Carrie, I love you. But it is not my job to fix your finances. You are a thire-five-year-old woman. You have to learn how to stand on your own.
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Samantha Jones: [someone has drawn a penis on Carrie's Bus Poster] Oh, don't worry, honey! No one notices a bus in New York until it's about to hit them!
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[first lines]
Carrie Bradshaw: [narrating voice over] Two weeks ago I had my picture taken...
Carrie Bradshaw: [narrating voice over] Two weeks ago I had my picture taken...
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Samantha Jones: There's no such thing as bad publicity.
Carrie Bradshaw: Yeah, you would say that, you're a publicist.
Carrie Bradshaw: Yeah, you would say that, you're a publicist.
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Skipper Johnston: I'm a romantic. I just have so much feeling.
Carrie Bradshaw: Are you sure you're not gay?
Skipper Johnston: No!
Carrie Bradshaw: Are you sure you're not gay?
Skipper Johnston: No!
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Carrie: You can't make friends with a squirrel. Squirrels are just rats with cuter outfits.
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Woman: Oh, what a beautiful wedding ring! Where's your husband?
Charlotte: Oh, um, he's not here. We're actually taking some time apart. We're separated - not legally separated, nothing legal, oh God no! We're just taking some time to figure things out. We got married really fast - love at first sight, didn't think it through. So now we're talking and trying to figure out what he - actually, we, he and I - really want. We love each other so much but that doesn't always mean a marriage is working does it? No, it does not. We had some problems. In the bedroom. but it was more about the fact that we got married so fast. So, now we're just talking and trying to figure things out - just talking, nothing physical. I think it's better if we just talk. So we are talking until we figure it all out. So, no, he's not here.
Woman: Oh, okay. I have to...
Woman: [to friend] Don't talk to her.
Charlotte: Oh, um, he's not here. We're actually taking some time apart. We're separated - not legally separated, nothing legal, oh God no! We're just taking some time to figure things out. We got married really fast - love at first sight, didn't think it through. So now we're talking and trying to figure out what he - actually, we, he and I - really want. We love each other so much but that doesn't always mean a marriage is working does it? No, it does not. We had some problems. In the bedroom. but it was more about the fact that we got married so fast. So, now we're just talking and trying to figure things out - just talking, nothing physical. I think it's better if we just talk. So we are talking until we figure it all out. So, no, he's not here.
Woman: Oh, okay. I have to...
Woman: [to friend] Don't talk to her.
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Samantha: Do you ever think about me?
Friar: I believe that God made the body and it's perfect in its splendor. But I'm not of my body. My life is about other joys.
Friar: I believe that God made the body and it's perfect in its splendor. But I'm not of my body. My life is about other joys.
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Miranda: Do any of you have a completely unremarkable friend or maybe a houseplant I could go to dinner with on Saturday night?
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Charlotte: Trey, you have a boner... I can't discuss my notes if you have a boner.
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