Sex and the City Quotes

Samantha: There isn't enough wall space in New York City to hang all of my exes. Let me tell you, a lot of them were hung.

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Carrie: [about therapists] First they want you to come there two times a week, then three times a week, and eventually you're starting every sentence with 'my therapist says... '

Miranda: My therapist says that's a very common fear.

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Carrie: Dolce and Gabanna picked me?

Fashion show producer: Yes, ****ette, and those are some picky Italians.

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Harry: Charlotte, you're so beautiful... your skin is so smooth...

Charlotte: And you... have a hard dick.

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Carrie: If by "going," you mean being taken against my will and kidnapped, then yes I'm going. So, enjoy me now, ladies, because this weekend I am Patty Hearst in a mud puddy. I'm a hick town hostage.

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Carrie: When I first moved to New York and I was totally broke, sometimes I would buy Vogue instead of dinner. I felt it fed me more.

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Samantha: Last night I could not stop thinking about a Big Mac. I finally had to get dressed, go out and pick up a guy.

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Charlotte: How can you forget a guy you've slept with?

Carrie: Toto, I don't think we're in single digits anymore.

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Samantha: [to Carrie about Big] Have fun, just don't have amnesia.

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Miranda: Do any of you have a completely unremarkable friend or maybe a houseplant I could go to dinner with on Saturday night?

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Miranda: I'm fine... but Charlotte, maybe your hmmm hmmm would like an order of fries?

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Charlotte: My vagina's depressed.

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Miranda: I once was broken up with by a guy's doorman: I'm sorry, Ms. Hobbes, Jonathan won't be coming down. Ever.

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Miranda Hobbes: I'm going to find my inner goddess if it kills me.

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Stanford: I missed my prom in high school because...

Anthony Marantino: You were gay.

Stanford: No. My girlfriend and I broke up the night before because...

Anthony Marantino: You were gay.

Stanford: No. I wasn't gay until...

Anthony Marantino: You were born.

Stanford: Never mind.

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Carrie: Charlotte felt like Cinderella... Cinderella in a dirty, kinky, freaked out storybook parallel universe.

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Gertrude Morgan: [to Charlotte] I'm sure you have a beautiful cunt, dear.

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Carrie: Why don't you go over and say hello?

Stanford: Oh, he's gorgeous. The only way I could get a guy like that interested in me, would be to pay him.

Carrie: Stanford, my love, there is no need for you to enter Hookerville.

Stanford: [dejected] Carrie - I *know* what I look like.

Carrie: Then you can't see what I see.
[kisses his cheek]

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Samantha: You have a lot of nerve telling me to get a wax. If you were in Aruba the natives could bead your back. And it's not just there: every time I blow you I feel like I'm flossing.

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Samantha: Can we cut the cake? I have to go to a Three-way.

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Samantha: The country runs better with a good looking man in the White House. I mean, look what happened with Nixon; no one wanted to **** him, so he ****ed everyone.

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Samantha: [to the girls] I think I have monogamy. I caught it from you people.

Carrie: Now it's airborne.

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Carrie: [Miranda has just told Carrie that Steve wants to be exclusive, and that she's feeling conflicted about it] Uh-oh. Time for the ol' list.

Miranda: The list?

Carrie: Things you like about Steve, things you don't like about Steve. Then see which list is longer.

Miranda: That seems so judgmental.

Carrie: Miranda, you *are* judgmental. Try putting it to good use.

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Carrie: The most important thing in life is your family. There are days you love them, and others you don't. But, in the end, they're the people you always come home to. Sometimes it's the family you're born into and sometimes it's the one you make for yourself.

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Samantha: [to the girls] I think I have monogamy. I caught it from you people.

Carrie: Now it's airborne.

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Miranda: Sexy is the thing I try to get them to see me as after I win them over with my personality.

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Miranda Hobbes: If he goes up your butt, will he respect you more or respect you less? That's the issue.

Taxi Driver: [to Carrie] No smoking in the cab.

Carrie: Sir, we're talking up the butt. A cigarette is in order.

Samantha Jones: Front, back, who cares? A hole is a hole.

Miranda Hobbes: Can I quote you?

Samantha Jones: Don't be so judgmental. You could use a little back door.

Charlotte: I'm not a hole.

Carrie: Honey, we know.

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Carrie: The universe may not always play fair, but at least it's got a hell of a sense of humor.

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Enid Frick: Forty is the last age a woman can be photographed in a wedding dress without the unintended Diane Arbus subtext.

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Miranda Hobbes: Is it just me or is Valentine's Day on steroids this year?

Carrie Bradshaw: No it's the same, we just played for the other team.

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