Sex and the City Quotes
Miranda: I don't understand, why do you have to have chemo?
Samantha Jones: Because he's an asshole!
Carrie Bradshaw: Apparently there could be something microscopic...
Samantha Jones: Like his dick!
Carrie Bradshaw: I'm sorry, do you have cancer or Tourette's?
Samantha Jones: Because he's an asshole!
Carrie Bradshaw: Apparently there could be something microscopic...
Samantha Jones: Like his dick!
Carrie Bradshaw: I'm sorry, do you have cancer or Tourette's?
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Carrie: I am yours. There is no one else. I love you. But I can't marry you to make you trust me. Aidan. Aidan. Look at me before we make a huge mistake.
Aidan Shaw: If you don't want to marry me right now, you'll never want to marry me.
Carrie: That's not true.
Aidan Shaw: I think it is.
Aidan Shaw: If you don't want to marry me right now, you'll never want to marry me.
Carrie: That's not true.
Aidan Shaw: I think it is.
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Carrie: We had left the world of black and white, and now everything was gray.
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Miranda: [on finding out she is pregnant] WHY didn't I use a condom?
Carrie: You didn't use a condom?
Miranda: He has one ball, and I have a lazy ovary! In what twisted world does that create a baby? It's like the Special Olympics of conception!
Carrie: You didn't use a condom?
Miranda: He has one ball, and I have a lazy ovary! In what twisted world does that create a baby? It's like the Special Olympics of conception!
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Lucy Liu: If I was as bad an actress as you, I'd still be serving onion rings at TGI Fridays!
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[Miranda's new "Weight Watchers" boyfriend is a messy lover to which Carrie quips]
Carrie: Miranda's over-eater over-ate her.
Carrie: Miranda's over-eater over-ate her.
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Samantha: [about a vibrator] That one actually works against you. If we wanted to work that hard we'd find ourselves a man, am I right?
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Harry Goldenblatt: [reading telegram from Trey MacDougal] Charolette York was a wonderful wife -Stop- She did nothing wrong -Stop- Give her everything she wants -Stop- Seriously mother -Stop.
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Samantha: I've done the girl thing - once, twice, usually involved a guy and a couple of quaaludes.
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[the girls are having lunch]
Carrie: Big's leaving his wife!
[all girls gasp]
Carrie: He got drunk and told me at the furniture show
Miranda: What was he doing at a furniture show?
Carrie: Drinkin' and leaving his wife!
Carrie: Big's leaving his wife!
[all girls gasp]
Carrie: He got drunk and told me at the furniture show
Miranda: What was he doing at a furniture show?
Carrie: Drinkin' and leaving his wife!
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Samantha: You men have no idea what we're dealing with down there. Teeth placement, and jaw stress, and suction, and gag reflex, and all the while bobbing up and down, moaning and trying to breathe through our noses. Easy? Honey, they don't call it a job for nothin'.
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Carrie: Man may have discovered fire, but women discovered how to play with it.
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[on meeting Big's new girlfriend]
Carrie: [quoting "The Way We Were"] Your girl is lovely, Hubbell.
Mr. Big: I don't get it.
Carrie: And you never did.
Carrie: [quoting "The Way We Were"] Your girl is lovely, Hubbell.
Mr. Big: I don't get it.
Carrie: And you never did.
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Carrie: Maybe some women aren't meant to be tamed. Maybe they need to run free until they find someone just as wild to run with.
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Carrie: After two advanced yoga classes and a hit of the best Columbian Gold she could find, Samantha was ready to take on Mount Everest.
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Carrie Bradshaw: Have you met Liz? She works in TV.
Guy: Get outta here! I love TV!
Guy: Get outta here! I love TV!
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Carrie: That night, Trey successfully screwed his wife for a full minute-and-a-half... before the wind died.
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Samantha: It's for that hot waiter from Raw. I'm sleeping with him tonight. But he doesn't know it yet
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[after hearing Big is moving to Napa, California]
Carrie: If you're tired you take a nap-a, you don't move to Napa.
Carrie: If you're tired you take a nap-a, you don't move to Napa.
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Carrie: It's good to know that the ones you love will always be in your heart. And if you're very lucky, only a plane ride away.
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[at Bobby and Bitsy's wedding]
Samantha Jones: Something tells me Bitsy's not *doing* Fine.
Harry Goldenblatt: And that's the bit of information she's been "von Muffling."
Samantha Jones: Something tells me Bitsy's not *doing* Fine.
Harry Goldenblatt: And that's the bit of information she's been "von Muffling."
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Jack Berger: [to Carrie] Maybe we should go out on a date before we break up.
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Aidan Shaw: I love you, Carrie. There's no one I could love more. I want to live my life with you.
Carrie Bradshaw: [voice over] Maybe there are no right moments, right guys, right answers. Maybe you just have to say what's in your heart.
Carrie Bradshaw: Yes.
Carrie Bradshaw: [voice over] Maybe there are no right moments, right guys, right answers. Maybe you just have to say what's in your heart.
Carrie Bradshaw: Yes.
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