Sex and the City Quotes
Charlotte : Doesn't that waiter look familiar?
Samantha : I fucked him.
Carrie : [sarcastically] Oh! That guy!
Samantha : I fucked him.
Carrie : [sarcastically] Oh! That guy!
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Samantha: Your parents named you Jerry Jerrod? No wonder you drank.
Jerry: Right?
Jerry: Right?
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[Berger is shocked by the price of a Prada shirt]
Prada Sales Guy : But you will wear it forever!
Berger : Yeah, I'd have to! Does it also somehow open into a small studio apartment?
Prada Sales Guy : But you will wear it forever!
Berger : Yeah, I'd have to! Does it also somehow open into a small studio apartment?
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Carrie : It's a check from our publishers. They sold my book in Paris. It's an advance from France!
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Smith[looking at his Absolut Hunk billboard] : Fuck me!
Samantha : Well, that's the first thing every woman in town will be saying after she sees it.
Smith : It's huge!
Samantha : And that's the second.
Samantha : Well, that's the first thing every woman in town will be saying after she sees it.
Smith : It's huge!
Samantha : And that's the second.
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[Miranda can fit into her "skinny jeans."]
Charlotte : How'd you do it?
Miranda : Well, I got pregnant, became a single mother, and stopped having any time to eat.
Samantha : Oh, that's a diet I won't be trying.
Charlotte : How'd you do it?
Miranda : Well, I got pregnant, became a single mother, and stopped having any time to eat.
Samantha : Oh, that's a diet I won't be trying.
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Billy : All I'm saying is that there's no good way to break up with someone.
Carrie : Well, it's funny you should mention that Billy, because, actually, there is. You can have the guts and the courtesy to tell a woman, to her face, that you no longer want to see her. Call me crazy but, I think that, you can make a point of ending your relationship in a manner that does not include an e-mail, a doorman, or a missing persons report. I think you could all get over your fear of looking like the bad guy and actually have the uncomfortable break-up conversation Because, here's what; Avoiding that is what makes you the bad guy. And just so you know, Alan -
Andrew : Andrew.
Carrie : Uh huh. Most women aren't angry, irrational psychos. We just want an ending to a relationship that... That is thoughtful and decent and honors what we had together. So my point, Billy, is this; There is a good way to break-up with someone, And it doesn't include a post-it!
Carrie : Well, it's funny you should mention that Billy, because, actually, there is. You can have the guts and the courtesy to tell a woman, to her face, that you no longer want to see her. Call me crazy but, I think that, you can make a point of ending your relationship in a manner that does not include an e-mail, a doorman, or a missing persons report. I think you could all get over your fear of looking like the bad guy and actually have the uncomfortable break-up conversation Because, here's what; Avoiding that is what makes you the bad guy. And just so you know, Alan -
Andrew : Andrew.
Carrie : Uh huh. Most women aren't angry, irrational psychos. We just want an ending to a relationship that... That is thoughtful and decent and honors what we had together. So my point, Billy, is this; There is a good way to break-up with someone, And it doesn't include a post-it!
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Carrie : I tried the trapeze yesterday for that piece that I'm writing.
Charlotte : I could never! I have the most terrible fear of heights.
Carrie : Well, I do not. You've seen my shoes.
Charlotte : I could never! I have the most terrible fear of heights.
Carrie : Well, I do not. You've seen my shoes.
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Charlotte[wearing her wedding dress] : Is it okay?
Anthony : Okay? You're Audrey Hepburn... owitz!
Anthony : Okay? You're Audrey Hepburn... owitz!
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Samantha : I'm so sick of these people with their children. I'm telling you, they're everywhere! Sitting next to me in first class, eating at the next table at John Schu—
[A child runs by]
Samantha : Look at that. This place is for double cappuccinos, NOT double strollers.
[Glances at Miranda]
Samantha : I'm sorry.
Miranda : Hey, no need to apologize. I wouldn't bring Brady here. Mommy needs two hands to eat her eight-dollar cake!
Charlotte : You're not going to defend children?
Miranda : No, I don't like any children but my own.
[A child runs by]
Samantha : Look at that. This place is for double cappuccinos, NOT double strollers.
[Glances at Miranda]
Samantha : I'm sorry.
Miranda : Hey, no need to apologize. I wouldn't bring Brady here. Mommy needs two hands to eat her eight-dollar cake!
Charlotte : You're not going to defend children?
Miranda : No, I don't like any children but my own.
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Carrie : Think about it. If you are single, after graduation there isn't one occasion where people celebrate you. ... Hallmark doesn't make a "congratulations, you didn't marry the wrong guy" card. And where's the flatware for going on vacation alone?
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Charlotte : You're marrying him!
Carrie : Will you stop? He doesn't even live in New York, he lives in Denver.
Charlotte : People move! It would be so romantic.
Carrie : Or tragic. Seriously. If I had the guy in high school, what have I been doing for the last twenty years?
Carrie : Will you stop? He doesn't even live in New York, he lives in Denver.
Charlotte : People move! It would be so romantic.
Carrie : Or tragic. Seriously. If I had the guy in high school, what have I been doing for the last twenty years?
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Charlotte : Did I ever tell you I was a cheerleader?
Miranda : No, because you knew I would mock you endlessly.
Miranda : No, because you knew I would mock you endlessly.
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Charlotte : Big is in town?
Carrie : Yeah, he's here for a little heart thing.
Miranda : What, is he on the wait list to get one?
Carrie : Yeah, he's here for a little heart thing.
Miranda : What, is he on the wait list to get one?
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Samantha : He did something to me that was so perverse! Okay, I'm just going to say it. He tried to hold my hand.
Carrie : You mean to tell me that Smith is a hand-holder? And to think he once served us food.
Carrie : You mean to tell me that Smith is a hand-holder? And to think he once served us food.
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[A performance artist is starving herself and refusing to speak while on public display]'
Aleksandr : You don't think it's significant?
Carrie : Oh please! There are depressed women all over New York doing the exact same thing as her and not calling it art. I mean, if you put a phone up on that platform, it's just a typical Friday night waiting for some guy to call.
Aleksandr : You don't think it's significant?
Carrie : Oh please! There are depressed women all over New York doing the exact same thing as her and not calling it art. I mean, if you put a phone up on that platform, it's just a typical Friday night waiting for some guy to call.
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Carrie : I was specifically told there would be no clowns. There's nothing scarier than a clown.
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Charlotte : I could see it going somewhere.
Carrie : Oh please, listen, half the time I can't even understand him. We have nothing in common, he's in and out of Europe...
Charlotte : That could be good!
Samantha : Honey, you're not listening. She only wants him to be in and out of her.
Carrie : Yes, but in a much less obvious-sounding way.
Carrie : Oh please, listen, half the time I can't even understand him. We have nothing in common, he's in and out of Europe...
Charlotte : That could be good!
Samantha : Honey, you're not listening. She only wants him to be in and out of her.
Carrie : Yes, but in a much less obvious-sounding way.
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Charlotte[testing fragrances] : Maybe cucumber basil?
Samantha : Why would you want to smell like a salad?
Samantha : Why would you want to smell like a salad?
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Miranda : I said no white, no ivory, no nothing that says virgin. I have a child. The jig is up.
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Miranda: I don't even care about the wedding. I just want to be with Steve.
Charlotte: [crying] Oh, Miranda!
Miranda: Ok, this is exactly what I don't want. No tears.
Carrie: [crying] Oh my God.
Samantha: [crying] I can't believe it.
Miranda: That's it! You're all freakin' me out. [Gets up to leave] Samantha, I expected more from you.
Charlotte: [crying] Oh, Miranda!
Miranda: Ok, this is exactly what I don't want. No tears.
Carrie: [crying] Oh my God.
Samantha: [crying] I can't believe it.
Miranda: That's it! You're all freakin' me out. [Gets up to leave] Samantha, I expected more from you.
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Miranda : What I don't understand is, if they got it all, why do you need chemo?
Samantha : Because he's an asshole!
Carrie : Evidently there could be something microscopic.
Samantha : Like his dick!
Carrie : Excuse me, do you have cancer or Tourette's?
Samantha : Because he's an asshole!
Carrie : Evidently there could be something microscopic.
Samantha : Like his dick!
Carrie : Excuse me, do you have cancer or Tourette's?
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Charlotte York: [on the phone with Miranda] Brady saw us having sex!
Miranda: And?
Charlotte York: He was looking at me, during -!
Miranda: Charlotte, he doesn't know what that is. He doesn't know where his nose is.
Charlotte York: [yelling] Harry! Brady can't be anywhere near this conversation!
Harry Goldenblatt: I think it's too late, he just said, "Sex is dirty."
Charlotte York: That's not funny!
Miranda: And?
Charlotte York: He was looking at me, during -!
Miranda: Charlotte, he doesn't know what that is. He doesn't know where his nose is.
Charlotte York: [yelling] Harry! Brady can't be anywhere near this conversation!
Harry Goldenblatt: I think it's too late, he just said, "Sex is dirty."
Charlotte York: That's not funny!
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Aleksandr : I love your house. It's so you.
Carrie : Small and artless?
Aleksandr : No, warm and lovely.
Carrie : Small and artless?
Aleksandr : No, warm and lovely.
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Miranda : Why do I think living in Manhattan is so fantastic?
Carrie : Because it is.
Carrie : Because it is.
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