My Hero Quotes

Arnie: She knows her stuff. She was web mistress of the Health Centre website.
Tyler: Didn't know the Health Centre had a website.
Mrs. Raven: They haven't now. The Health Authority objected to my special feature on euthanasia. Fifty Ways to Kill Your Lover.

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George: You know it's strictly forbidden for me to profit from my powers. You don't want me to receive a visit from the... [looks around]
George: Lord High Arbiter of Abuser of Power.
Janet: Who's he?
George: He's the enforcer of the Ultronian Code. Not like your judges here on Earth, Janet. He's an ignorant old bigot who dispenses soap-box justice entirely on a whim.
Janet: Sounds a lot like our justices here on Earth.

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Janet: Where is the baby?
George: I left him watching a video. I'm worn out.
Janet: George! You can't possibly leave him on his own! What if burglars break in?
George: I've warned him about intruders; he's not to kill them, just knock them unconscious.
Janet: What video did you get?
George: Pulp Fiction.
Janet: Pulp Fiction!
George: It's a very good film, Janet. You don't want our son watching rubbish.
Janet: He's two days old; you'll have Social Services round.
George: That's OK, I've shown him where the coffee is.

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Mrs Raven: Oh my God, you're going to have triplets like me.
Janet: It's only the one.
Mrs Raven: Trust me, that's not a baby; that's a conspiracy. You can join my group.
Janet: What group?
Mrs Raven: Mums Against Triplets. We go round each other's houses and stick pins in things that come in threes. Mind you that's probably how I got pregnant in the first place.

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[last lines]
Janet: What about the magnetism?
George: Oh yeah. I've taken more pills. I think I'm fine.
Ella: Janet. You know you said you needed some new cutlery. Well, we've got this spare set doing nothing.
Janet: Oh. Well, actually... [Ella opens her purse and several knifes fly out and stick in George]
George: Nope, must have taken too many.

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[last lines]
George: Is everyone definitely back where they should be? Janet, Tyler, Piers, Britney? Allow me the pleasure of doing this. [places the Ultronian Neuro-Filtration Device on the floor and stomps on it]
Arnie: If it wasn't broken before, it definitely is now.
George: And good riddance to it!
Ella: What are you doing?
Janet: Oh, nothing. Oh, Mum, by the way, we found your purse.
Stanley: Oh, that's wonderful, darling. What a relief. Look, Stanley. Found my purse.
Ella: Yes, dear. Your mother's been looking everywhere for that, haven't you, Ella?
Stanley: Come along, Stanley.
George: Has anyone got any Sellotape?

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Piers: It's not your fault you went to the wrong restaurant. It's something about the female brain holding information.

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Janet: Is it?

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Piers: You wouldn't believe it. Lots of women I've been out with have had the same problem.

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Janet: You don't say. (She leaves) Well, goodnight.

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Piers: God, she fancies me. So, Mrs. Raven, you doing anything remotely interesting tonight?

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Piers: Janet, you'll be pleased to know I've decided to forgive you for that bistro mix-up last Tuesday.

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Janet: (sarcastically) Oh, good, I can sleep easy again.

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Mrs. Raven: I'm taking the triplets to see the exorcist.

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Piers: Hmm. Great movie.

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Mrs. Raven: Who's talking about the movie?

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Mrs. Raven: The school's only called again about the triplets' truancy.

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Janet: Oh, no.

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Mrs. Raven: The headmaster's asking if they can stay off next term as well.

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Piers: Janet tells me you've bought a pokey little health food shop in the high street.

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George: She's right. And if all goes to plan, I hope to greet my first customers tomorrow morning.

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Piers: So you open tomorrow?

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George: No, we opened a week ago.

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Piers: Good lord. You'd think people would be queueing for some of that organic Welsh dandelion mucus bar, wouldn't you?

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George: Yeah, you would.

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Janet: Sarcasm, George.

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George: Oh, right.

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Piers: And guess who was guest of honour at the Northholt GP's Annual Dinner Dance last night? Only your favourite television doctor!

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George: Not Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman!

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Piers Morgan: I am always here.

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