My Hero Quotes

[Ella is the leading lady in a new play.]

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Ella: Anyway, you'll soon see for yourselves. I think it's going to be one of the NADS' best productions!

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George: The NADS?

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Piers: The good old Northholt Amateur Dramatic Society.

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George: But... that's GONADS!

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[Xil, supposedly George’s Ultronian fiancée, has come to claim him]

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George: Actually, I feel a bit sorry for her. It's not hard to see why she's come. Poor girl.

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Janet: Poor girl?!

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George: Yeah, you only have to look at her. Honestly, how is a girl who looks like that ever going to find a husband?

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Janet: George, here on Earth, a girl who looks like that could get anyone's husband!

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George: Really? Even with those long, shapely legs? And those boring, perfectly spherical breasts? What a ridiculous planet this is!

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Piers: Alright, Mrs. Bennett, just keep putting the cream on it, but if it gets any worse, be a love and change doctors, okay?

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George: Mrs. Raven, it's incredible! You look even more miserable than usual!

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Janet: George, Mrs. Raven isn't herself today.

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George: That must be a relief! For both of you!

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[George asks Arnie for advice on trying to get out of marrying Xil]

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George: Can you remember back to something very significant we both did when we were six?

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Arnie: All kids do that kind of stuff, it doesn't make you any less of a man...

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Ella: Janet, can I have a little word?

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Janet: Yep. How about 'go'?

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[As George prepares to leave Earth for good...]

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Arnie: You ready, George?

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George: No, Arnie. This is the darkest, most depressing day of my existence. Life doesn't get any worse than this.

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Arnie: You wanna hear my best man speech?

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George: I stand corrected.

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George: Arnie, if I gave you your powers back, and you then saw a woman trapped on a runaway train, would you: A) rescue her, B) rescue her and charge her a fee, or C) rescue her, ask her to sleep with you, and if she refuses, throw her back on the train?

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Arnie: Can I phone a friend?

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George: You could if you had one.

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Mrs Raven: Flu? You're coming in here with flu?!

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(Patient nods, Mrs Raven holds and piece of cabbage on a stick over her mouth and rings a bell twice)

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