My Hero Quotes

Piers: Oh, heaven forbid! You have the legs of a teenager...

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Mrs. Raven: ...on steroids!

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George: Right, she's come out for dinner with me, but I don't know what to do next. I need help!

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Arnie: Have you got her a present?

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George: Surgical stockings.

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Arnie: You do need help. Right, you take her back to her place, and you show her the money! If she likes you as George "Surgical Stockings" Sunday, she'll love you as Thermoman!

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George: You think so?

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Arnie: You're Tom Cruise in tights, only taller!

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George: Right, I'll show her what I'm made of. Well, not literally, I mean, she'd faint if I did that.

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(Performs check-up on George as he thinks he's Thermoman)

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Piers: Now, I know we have been rivals for Janet's affections

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George: I think she prefers me, Doctor. She calls you an egocentric slimming bastard

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Ella: (About George) I asked him how much television he watches and he said "the whole screen".

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[George finds out from Janet about the 'side-effect' Piers has suffered from George erasing his memory, namely, his entire medical knowledge has been wiped.]

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George: I've broken the superhero's code! I've injured another human being! I haven't done that since that time a blew a policeman through a wall!

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Janet: You blew a policeman through a wall?

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George: Yeah, well, I flew into the police station, and he said "Well, blow me!", so I did.

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Janet: You're lucky that's all he said...

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Piers: (To Thermoman) You fancy her, don't you? (Janet) Let me tell you now, you're not her type. She doesn't go for men who are famous and extremely successful.

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Thermoman: You know someone like that, do you?

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Piers: I am someone like that. (Proudly) And thats not swank.

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Thermoman: No?

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Piers: I'm no swanker!

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Piers: Actually, you can go home early, Mrs. Raven. I'll clear things up here.

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Mrs. Raven: Oh, thanks, Doctor. I've gotta get home quickly anyway. My sister's on Who Wants to be a Millionaire?, and I've gotta be by the phone.

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Piers: Ah, you're one of her "phone-a-friends"?

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Mrs. Raven: Yeah, I'll probably get it wrong... I hope I do, I hate my sister!

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Piers: Now, Thermoman, I was wondering if you could help me, mate?

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Thermoman: Help you mate? Well, sexual problems aren't really my thing...

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[Thermoman is guest of honour at a charity party at the health centre. Mrs. Raven is serving wine and cheese]

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