Justice League Quotes
Dr. Corwin: [fires at Flash, only to suddenly find him next to her] How...
Flash: You blinked.
Flash: You blinked.
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Gorilla Grodd: My apologies for the hasty exit, but I have a city to destroy!
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Gorilla Grodd: People of Central City! The age of hairless, simple-minded humanity is over! Today, a new age dawns. Today, Grodd rules.
[Crowd cheers]
Gorilla Grodd: Humans are slow, ugly, immoral, and have an unpleasant body odor!
Flash: Hey, who you calling slow?!
Green Lantern: Flash, don't heckle the supervillain.
[Crowd cheers]
Gorilla Grodd: Humans are slow, ugly, immoral, and have an unpleasant body odor!
Flash: Hey, who you calling slow?!
Green Lantern: Flash, don't heckle the supervillain.
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Grodd: You're a bigger fool than I thought.
Flash: Oh yeah?! Well, you're... naked!
Flash: Oh yeah?! Well, you're... naked!
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[About Aresia]
Copperhead: I like her style.
Shade: A definite improvement over Luthor.
Copperhead: I like her style.
Shade: A definite improvement over Luthor.
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Saleswoman: It's the latest scent! You wear this, and you'll have to beat the men off with a stick.
Wonder Woman: Believe me - I don't need a stick.
Wonder Woman: Believe me - I don't need a stick.
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Wonder Woman: Amazons don't steal. It's against our code. And we never leave the island.
Batman: Never?
Batman: Never?
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Hawkgirl: But who wants to live in a world without men?
Wonder Woman: They can't possibly be that essential to your life.
Hawkgirl: Don't knock it 'til you've tried it, Princess.
Wonder Woman: They can't possibly be that essential to your life.
Hawkgirl: Don't knock it 'til you've tried it, Princess.
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Wonder Woman: If only Aresia could have learned to see the noble qualities of men.
Flash: [eating a donut] I definitely could have taught that bad babe a thing or two about guys. Too bad we never met. [washes it down with a soda; burps]
Wonder Woman: Maybe it's... just as well.
Flash: [eating a donut] I definitely could have taught that bad babe a thing or two about guys. Too bad we never met. [washes it down with a soda; burps]
Wonder Woman: Maybe it's... just as well.
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Sergeant O'Shaugnessy: Music Master! Put up your hands and drop the Stradivarius!
Music Master: Sorry, Sergeant - I don't take requests.
Music Master: Sorry, Sergeant - I don't take requests.
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Hawkgirl: [strained, to Black Siren] So, you fight crime and bake cookies. How do you do it?
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Green Lantern: I know it sounds corny, but those comics taught me what it meant to be a hero. Without them... well, maybe I wouldn't have this ring today.
Flash: Oh-kay.
Flash: Oh-kay.
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[Hawkgirl walks by with a tray of cookies.]
Flash: Hey, Cookie.
Hawkgirl: One word and you'll be the fastest man alive with a limp.
Flash: Hey, Cookie.
Hawkgirl: One word and you'll be the fastest man alive with a limp.
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Green Lantern: It's an honor to fight beside you.
Streak: The feeling's mutual. You're a credit to your people, son.
Green Lantern: Uh... thanks.
Streak: The feeling's mutual. You're a credit to your people, son.
Green Lantern: Uh... thanks.
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Streak: [after Sir Swami escapes] A pity he uses his talents for evil, rather than entertain children at birthday parties.
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Flash: Like I said, you never had a snowball's chance in-
Black Siren: Flash, look!
[Flash sees a truck full of dynamite on a collision course with a bus full of nuns, who gasp and cross themselves.]
Flash: You've gotta be kidding.
Black Siren: Flash, look!
[Flash sees a truck full of dynamite on a collision course with a bus full of nuns, who gasp and cross themselves.]
Flash: You've gotta be kidding.
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Dr. Blizzard: Ha! You can't escape my killing chill.
Flash: I'm just getting warmed up!
Flash: I'm just getting warmed up!
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The Sportsman: What's this? New player? No matter, watch the birdie.
[Explosion throws Catman forward]
The Sportsman: Game, Set, Match.
[Explosion throws Catman forward]
The Sportsman: Game, Set, Match.
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[The Justice Guild watch as Ray brutally attacks and defeats the Justice League]
Black Siren: WAIT! What if J'onn's right? That means that if Ray goes, so do we.
[The Justice Guild linger for a moment, wondering what to do.]
Streak: We died once to save this Earth. And we can do it again.
[The Justice Guild attack Ray]
Ray: You can't do this! I made you!
TomTurbine: In Seaboard City, crime doesn't pay.
Black Siren: WAIT! What if J'onn's right? That means that if Ray goes, so do we.
[The Justice Guild linger for a moment, wondering what to do.]
Streak: We died once to save this Earth. And we can do it again.
[The Justice Guild attack Ray]
Ray: You can't do this! I made you!
TomTurbine: In Seaboard City, crime doesn't pay.
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Hawkgirl: Are you okay?
Green Lantern: It's stupid really - why should I feel like this? I mean, they weren't even real.
Hawkgirl: They gave their lives for us. That's real enough for me.
Green Lantern: It's stupid really - why should I feel like this? I mean, they weren't even real.
Hawkgirl: They gave their lives for us. That's real enough for me.
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Etrigan: For the past generation she has hidden from me, but I will never rest until her soul burns in the Eternal Pit.
Flash: And I thought Bats was creepy.
Flash: And I thought Bats was creepy.
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Etrigan: The witch has an amulet which can sense when I'm drawing near.
Flash: With that stench, who needs an amulet?
Flash: With that stench, who needs an amulet?
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Etrigan: Heed me. She will tap into your deepest desires, and dangle them like a carrot in front of your nose. She will give you everything you dream of - but only until she gets what she wants.
Batman: The voice of experience?
Etrigan: [grumbles] Don't say I didn't warn you.
Batman: The voice of experience?
Etrigan: [grumbles] Don't say I didn't warn you.
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Morgaine le Fey: [after draining the Hall of Records clerk of her life energy] Youth is so wasted on the young. [looks around at the computers] Don't these people believe in books anymore?
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Etrigan: I still don't trust that Martian. He's damaged goods.
Batman: I trust J'onn with my life.
Etrigan: I'll send flowers.
Batman: I trust J'onn with my life.
Etrigan: I'll send flowers.
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[Flash and Wonder Woman try to get into Harv Hickman's Halloween party]
Flash: Harv Hickman? The magazine publisher?
Wonder Woman: You know his work?
Flash: I, uh, only read it for the articles.
Flash: Harv Hickman? The magazine publisher?
Wonder Woman: You know his work?
Flash: I, uh, only read it for the articles.
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Flash: [elbowing through crowd] Sorry, official world-saving business.
Bouncer: Are you on the list?
Wonder Woman: This is an emergency. We're with the Justice League.
Bouncer: Heh. Sure, lady. [gestures to costumed party-goers, some dressed as superheroes] So are they.
Bouncer: Are you on the list?
Wonder Woman: This is an emergency. We're with the Justice League.
Bouncer: Heh. Sure, lady. [gestures to costumed party-goers, some dressed as superheroes] So are they.
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Martian Manhunter: [to Batman] I know what I experienced was an illusion, but it felt so real. The urge to embrace it was more than I could bear. Sometimes I believe I would do anything to see my loved ones again. You can't imagine how that feels.
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