Justice League Quotes
Amazo: [upon scanning Batman] You don't have any powers.
Batman: I have this. [Pulls out piece of kryptonite. Amazo begins to suffer its effects.] It's a package deal. You get our powers, but you get our weaknesses too.
[Amazo jumps off the building into the sewer.]
Hawkgirl: You always carry a piece of kryptonite with you?
Batman: Call it insurance.
Hawkgirl: And they say I'm scary.
Batman: I have this. [Pulls out piece of kryptonite. Amazo begins to suffer its effects.] It's a package deal. You get our powers, but you get our weaknesses too.
[Amazo jumps off the building into the sewer.]
Hawkgirl: You always carry a piece of kryptonite with you?
Batman: Call it insurance.
Hawkgirl: And they say I'm scary.
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[Jo'nn lands in front of Amazo]
Luthor: You know what to do!
Jo'nn: [calmly] Yes. You know.
[Amazo scans Jo'nn and gains his abilities]
Luthor: Nothing can stop you now! You have all their powers!
Jo'nn: Use them well.
[Amazo reads Lex's mind, and realizes that he's been lied to.]
Luthor: You know what to do!
Jo'nn: [calmly] Yes. You know.
[Amazo scans Jo'nn and gains his abilities]
Luthor: Nothing can stop you now! You have all their powers!
Jo'nn: Use them well.
[Amazo reads Lex's mind, and realizes that he's been lied to.]
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Amazo: So small, all of you. And so meaningless. There's nothing I want from you anymore. None of you has anything to offer me now.
[Amazo flies into space]
Wonder Woman: Where did he go?
Jo'nn: Where gods belong.
Lex Luthor: Oh stop. He's just a machine. I don't care how much power he has, he's no god.
Superman: Then why do I have a feeling that if he ever comes back, you're going to be doing a lot of praying?
Martian Manhunter: Perhaps we'll all be praying.
[Amazo flies into space]
Wonder Woman: Where did he go?
Jo'nn: Where gods belong.
Lex Luthor: Oh stop. He's just a machine. I don't care how much power he has, he's no god.
Superman: Then why do I have a feeling that if he ever comes back, you're going to be doing a lot of praying?
Martian Manhunter: Perhaps we'll all be praying.
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Police Officer: Hold it right there, Grundy! This is as far as you go!
[Grundy lifts a dumpster.]
Copperhead: Are you crazy?!
Grundy: No, MAD!
Copperhead: I'm so dead...
[Grundy lifts a dumpster.]
Copperhead: Are you crazy?!
Grundy: No, MAD!
Copperhead: I'm so dead...
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Copperhead: [jumps onto Hawkgirl's back] You're flying me outta here now, lady!
[Hawkgirl flies straight up into the air, then stops]
Copperhead: Well? Get me outta here!
Hawkgirl: And what if I don't?
Copperhead: [flicks his tongue] I give you your last kiss...
Hawkgirl: And you fall forty stories.
[Copperhead looks down in terror]
Hawkgirl: [smiles] Didn't really think this through, did you?
[Hawkgirl flies straight up into the air, then stops]
Copperhead: Well? Get me outta here!
Hawkgirl: And what if I don't?
Copperhead: [flicks his tongue] I give you your last kiss...
Hawkgirl: And you fall forty stories.
[Copperhead looks down in terror]
Hawkgirl: [smiles] Didn't really think this through, did you?
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[Grundy crashes after a huge fall]
Hawkgirl: [to Copperhead (who's still clinging to her)] He'll live. You won't.
Copperhead: I'm not scared!
Green Lantern: Then maybe this'll help: you do anything to her, and you won't even make it to the ground.
Hawkgirl: [to Copperhead (who's still clinging to her)] He'll live. You won't.
Copperhead: I'm not scared!
Green Lantern: Then maybe this'll help: you do anything to her, and you won't even make it to the ground.
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Child: That was some sweet banter, Uncle Flash, but what's a cur?
Flash: It's... a bad person! I guess...
Child: Ok... So why didn't you just say that?
Flash: Well, I...
Child: And do people really talk so much when they fight?
Flash: I, uh... Hey! How'd you like a snack?
Flash: It's... a bad person! I guess...
Child: Ok... So why didn't you just say that?
Flash: Well, I...
Child: And do people really talk so much when they fight?
Flash: I, uh... Hey! How'd you like a snack?
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[After Flash opens the fridge, finding a huge frog inside]
Child: Where's my food?
The Flash: Are you French?
Child: No.
The Flash: Then there's no food.
Child: Where's my food?
The Flash: Are you French?
Child: No.
The Flash: Then there's no food.
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Doctor Destiny: Coming here was the mistake of your life. See, the closer I am to someone, the stronger I get. I'll be able to go in your brain, even if you're wide awake.
Batman: My brain's not a nice place to be.
Batman: My brain's not a nice place to be.
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Doctor Destiny: You know, I could let you go. You're a distraction now. And as the others who have the real problems. We're like insects to them. They step on us, ruin our lives. And they don't even realise it. But you're different. You don't have any special powers.
Batman: Oh, I have one, Johnny: I never give up.
Batman: Oh, I have one, Johnny: I never give up.
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Bruce Wayne: [offering his hand] May I have this dance?
Wonder Woman: [seizing the escape] Yes!
[He leads her to the dance floor.]
Wonder Woman: Thank you, Mr...?
Bruce Wayne: Wayne. Bruce Wayne.
Wonder Woman: I appreciate the rescue.
Bruce Wayne: I'm surprised to see you here. From what I've heard, this isn't really your sort of affair.
Wonder Woman: I've decided to get out more, have a little fun.
Bruce Wayne: [twirls her] Enjoying yourself so far?
Wonder Woman: More than I expected. How about you? What brings you to The City Of Lights?
Bruce Wayne: I never miss a good party. I may also have to attend to some business while I'm in town.
Wonder Woman: [seizing the escape] Yes!
[He leads her to the dance floor.]
Wonder Woman: Thank you, Mr...?
Bruce Wayne: Wayne. Bruce Wayne.
Wonder Woman: I appreciate the rescue.
Bruce Wayne: I'm surprised to see you here. From what I've heard, this isn't really your sort of affair.
Wonder Woman: I've decided to get out more, have a little fun.
Bruce Wayne: [twirls her] Enjoying yourself so far?
Wonder Woman: More than I expected. How about you? What brings you to The City Of Lights?
Bruce Wayne: I never miss a good party. I may also have to attend to some business while I'm in town.
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Princess Audrey: Stay back! You can't approach without my permission!
Militant Kaznian Dissident: [points a gun at her] Permission, yes?
Militant Kaznian Dissident: [points a gun at her] Permission, yes?
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Bruce Wayne/Wonder Woman: [simultaneously] Excuse me.
[Bruce starts to hurry away, loosening his tie, but seeing Diana dive into the fight, he re-adjusts it and meanders through the room, dodging the Kaznians that Wonder Woman throws, nibbling on appetizers.]
[Bruce starts to hurry away, loosening his tie, but seeing Diana dive into the fight, he re-adjusts it and meanders through the room, dodging the Kaznians that Wonder Woman throws, nibbling on appetizers.]
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Batman: Who are you working for?
Thief: [in Kaznian] You can't understand a word I'm saying and I wouldn't tell you anything if you could.
Batman: [in Kaznian] I can... [advances on him menacingly] ...and you will.
Thief: [in Kaznian] You can't understand a word I'm saying and I wouldn't tell you anything if you could.
Batman: [in Kaznian] I can... [advances on him menacingly] ...and you will.
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Princess Audrey: [being hounded by paparazzi] Would you be a dear and pummel them mercilessly?
Wonder Woman: [lifts her into the air] I don't think that'll be necessary. [flies away]
Princess Audrey: WHOO-HOO!
Wonder Woman: [lifts her into the air] I don't think that'll be necessary. [flies away]
Princess Audrey: WHOO-HOO!
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Princess Audrey: Don't worry - I won't tell anyone that our great hero has feet of clay.
Wonder Woman: You have no idea.
Wonder Woman: You have no idea.
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Wonder Woman: You know, we never did get to finish our dance.
Batman: [showing no reaction] I don't know what you're talking about.
Wonder Woman: If you say so. [takes his arm] But you're still taking me dancing.
Batman: [showing no reaction] I don't know what you're talking about.
Wonder Woman: If you say so. [takes his arm] But you're still taking me dancing.
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Flash: And what about this Katma Tui?
Kilowog: I'm not sure what happened to her. She was the Green Lantern who trained John.
Hawkgirl: They must have been close.
Kilowog: Very close.
Kilowog: I'm not sure what happened to her. She was the Green Lantern who trained John.
Hawkgirl: They must have been close.
Kilowog: Very close.
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[Flash and Kilowog check John's apartment for his power battery; Flash searches the fridge]
Flash: Bob & Terry's?
[offers Kilowog ice cream; he eats it, container and all]
Kilowog: Delicious!
Flash: Riiight. Stick with me big guy, I'll open up a whole new world for you. [Runs over to TV] Hey, check this out! People's exhibit B; Old Yeller.
[Shows Kilowog the videocassette; he eats it.]
Kilowog: Delicious!
Flash: Bob & Terry's?
[offers Kilowog ice cream; he eats it, container and all]
Kilowog: Delicious!
Flash: Riiight. Stick with me big guy, I'll open up a whole new world for you. [Runs over to TV] Hey, check this out! People's exhibit B; Old Yeller.
[Shows Kilowog the videocassette; he eats it.]
Kilowog: Delicious!
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Katma: So, do you still snore?
John: I wouldn't know.
Katma: Well, I'd like to stay and relive old times, but...it's the same drill as before.
John: Duty calls.
Katma: Duty calls.
John: I wouldn't know.
Katma: Well, I'd like to stay and relive old times, but...it's the same drill as before.
John: Duty calls.
Katma: Duty calls.
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[John discovers he can no longer use his ring properly]
Katma: Then we start over. I trained you once, I can do it again.
John: Back to basics? I don't think so.
Katma: The problem with half the Corps, you included, is that once you learn to use your rings like jackhammers, you forget the subtleties of manipulation and control!
John: I know, I know - "the mind is the weapon, not the metal."
Katma: At least you remember that much. It's time to relearn what you've learned.
John: Now you sound like Yoda.
Katma: Look, you have two choices: let me help you retune your mental disciplines, or you can live with your emerald impotence.
[Flash walks by at the last word]
Flash: Impotence?
[John and Katma look at him]
Flash: Right...I-I was just goin' over there...
[Speeds off]
Katma: Then we start over. I trained you once, I can do it again.
John: Back to basics? I don't think so.
Katma: The problem with half the Corps, you included, is that once you learn to use your rings like jackhammers, you forget the subtleties of manipulation and control!
John: I know, I know - "the mind is the weapon, not the metal."
Katma: At least you remember that much. It's time to relearn what you've learned.
John: Now you sound like Yoda.
Katma: Look, you have two choices: let me help you retune your mental disciplines, or you can live with your emerald impotence.
[Flash walks by at the last word]
Flash: Impotence?
[John and Katma look at him]
Flash: Right...I-I was just goin' over there...
[Speeds off]
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Hawkgirl: Are you going to need all those power cells?
John: If that's what it takes. I can still pull my weight, you know. There's more to me than just a fancy ring.
Hawkgirl: I've always known that, John.
John: If that's what it takes. I can still pull my weight, you know. There's more to me than just a fancy ring.
Hawkgirl: I've always known that, John.
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Flash: [dreaming] Oh... Swirly lights... fuzzy grilled cheese... [wakes up] Huh? What happened?
Wonder Woman: Flash, you did it!
Superman: You saved everyone today.
Wonder Woman: How are you feeling?
Flash: Actually, kinda faint! I think I need some mouth-to-mouth.
Hawkgirl: He's fine.
Wonder Woman: Flash, you did it!
Superman: You saved everyone today.
Wonder Woman: How are you feeling?
Flash: Actually, kinda faint! I think I need some mouth-to-mouth.
Hawkgirl: He's fine.
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Hawkgirl: Standard interrogation technique. I was bad cop.
Superman: You're always bad cop.
Hawkgirl: Why play against type?
Superman: You're always bad cop.
Hawkgirl: Why play against type?
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Solomon Grundy: Bird-nose help Grundy? But Bird-nose and her friends hate Grundy.
Hawkgirl: Grundy help Bird-nose, Bird-nose help Grundy, okay? Excuse me, Hawkgirl smash.
Hawkgirl: Grundy help Bird-nose, Bird-nose help Grundy, okay? Excuse me, Hawkgirl smash.
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[Shayera is poised to finish off the evil Icthultu.]
Icthultu: You will not do this thing, child of Thanagar. Icthultu still has faith in you.
Hawkgirl: So do I.
Icthultu: You will not do this thing, child of Thanagar. Icthultu still has faith in you.
Hawkgirl: So do I.
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Solomon Grundy: Grundy thinks he is going away now...
Hawkgirl: No! Just hang on!
Solomon Grundy: Do you think Grundy's soul is waiting for him?
Hawkgirl: Grundy, I don't believe... yes. Yes, it's waiting for you.
Solomon Grundy: Then... Grundy gets his reward. [dies]
Hawkgirl: No! Just hang on!
Solomon Grundy: Do you think Grundy's soul is waiting for him?
Hawkgirl: Grundy, I don't believe... yes. Yes, it's waiting for you.
Solomon Grundy: Then... Grundy gets his reward. [dies]
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Hawkgirl: He was happy at the end. I still don't understand why.
Aquaman: It's faith, Hawkgirl. You're not supposed to understand it. You just have it.
Aquaman: It's faith, Hawkgirl. You're not supposed to understand it. You just have it.
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