Justice League Quotes
Wonder Woman: Let me understand this - you possess the most powerful object in the world, and yet all you wished for is money and women?
Harv Hickman: What else is there?
Harv Hickman: What else is there?
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Flash: [putting the Philosopher's Stone in the Watchtower vault] Ha. I'd like to see her try and get it now.
Etrigan: Be careful what you wish for, little man.
Etrigan: Be careful what you wish for, little man.
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[After Morgaine le Fey successfully uses the Martian Manhunter to steal the Stone from the Watchtower]
Etrigan: You stupid, ignorant, pathetic excuses for heroes!!
Wonder Woman: It can't be....
Etrigan: Oh, really, your highness?! Take another look! I pursued that witch for centuries, and yet you've blindly ignored my warnings and doomed the world!
Wonder Woman: Enough! [slaps him.]
Etrigan: [rubs jaw] The truth hurts, doesn't it, Princess?
Wonder Woman: Why don't you go straight to--
Flash: [rushing in] More bad news!
Etrigan: You stupid, ignorant, pathetic excuses for heroes!!
Wonder Woman: It can't be....
Etrigan: Oh, really, your highness?! Take another look! I pursued that witch for centuries, and yet you've blindly ignored my warnings and doomed the world!
Wonder Woman: Enough! [slaps him.]
Etrigan: [rubs jaw] The truth hurts, doesn't it, Princess?
Wonder Woman: Why don't you go straight to--
Flash: [rushing in] More bad news!
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Flash: Go find some other house to haunt!
Wonder Woman: He didn't mean that.
Etrigan: Do you think I care?
Wonder Woman: He didn't mean that.
Etrigan: Do you think I care?
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Flash: [After teleporting through dimensions] Ding! Fifth floor, hardware, sporting goods, evil sorceresses!
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Rex Mason: Still in uniform, I see - though it's not exactly standard Marine corps issue.
Green Lantern: I signed up with a new unit.
Rex: So I heard.
Green Lantern: I signed up with a new unit.
Rex: So I heard.
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Bank robber: [riding in armored car, sees Justice League] Uh-oh. Long-Johns at 10: 00.
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Superman: Prepare the landing bay. We’re coming in.
Batman: Just when I was starting to enjoy the peace and quiet.
Superman: Same old Bats.
Batman: Just when I was starting to enjoy the peace and quiet.
Superman: Same old Bats.
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Stormtrooper: Let's see your identity papers. Now!
Flash: Sorry, but my identity's a secret. Chicks dig that whole "man of mystery" thing.
Flash: Sorry, but my identity's a secret. Chicks dig that whole "man of mystery" thing.
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Flash: Bats, you're starting to scare me.
Alternate Batman: I scare a lot of people.
Alternate Batman: I scare a lot of people.
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Martian Manhunter: You understand that if we do change the past, you - this version of you - will never have existed?
Alternate Batman: Nothing would make me happier.
Alternate Batman: Nothing would make me happier.
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Vandal Savage: [seeing Martian Manhunter] Who would have thought the Übermensch would be green?
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Vandal Savage: I'm not from the future... [gestures to a laptop computer] but this is. Sixty years from now, it will be a child's toy. But today, it's the most powerful weapon on Earth.
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Martian Manhunter: Observing the recording of Vandal Savage's future self You age gracefully.
Vandal Savage: You have no idea.
Vandal Savage: You have no idea.
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Wonder Woman: You're a strange one, Steve Trevor. You have no special powers, yet you're willing to risk your life here. Aren't you afraid of dying?
Steve Trevor: Some things are worth dying for, Angel.
Steve Trevor: Some things are worth dying for, Angel.
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Superman: Batman! It’s really you! [hugs him]
Batman: ...Am I missing something?
Superman: Sorry, it’s just that... well, it’s a long story.
Batman: ...Am I missing something?
Superman: Sorry, it’s just that... well, it’s a long story.
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Martian Manhunter: I was just thinking... you, me, Wonder Woman, Superman - we are all of us orphans and exiles.
Hawkgirl: Maybe we should call ourselves the "Just Us League."
Hawkgirl: Maybe we should call ourselves the "Just Us League."
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[Darkseid informs Superman that Brainiac is still alive and is now attacking Apokolips]
Darkseid: You know his pattern, Kal-El. Once he's finished siphoning the memory banks and technology of my planet...
Superman: He'll annihilate it. Good.
Darkseid: You know his pattern, Kal-El. Once he's finished siphoning the memory banks and technology of my planet...
Superman: He'll annihilate it. Good.
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Hawkgirl: So what are you saying? You'd sacrifice millions of lives just because you don't like this guy?
Superman: You don't know Darkseid like I do.
Batman: We know he used you, humiliated you, brainwashed you, wound you up like a tin soldier and turned you loose against Earth. [Gets right up in Superman's face] Cry me a river. On the outside chance that this isn't one of his schemes, we have to take action--so I suggest you get over it.
Martian Manhunter: Brainiac has already destroyed countless civilizations and now he threatens another. Do you want this to be the legacy of your people?
Superman: You don't know Darkseid like I do.
Batman: We know he used you, humiliated you, brainwashed you, wound you up like a tin soldier and turned you loose against Earth. [Gets right up in Superman's face] Cry me a river. On the outside chance that this isn't one of his schemes, we have to take action--so I suggest you get over it.
Martian Manhunter: Brainiac has already destroyed countless civilizations and now he threatens another. Do you want this to be the legacy of your people?
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Wonder Woman: Who are you?
Forager: They call me Forager.
Batman: Do you know someone named Orion?
Forager: Orion! I am just an unworthy Bug; Orion is a god who is far above us.
Wonder Woman: You're too modest. You've shown courage, compassion...
Forager : No, no, you don't understand! All the gods are far above us. (Points up into the sky towards Supertown.)
Batman: I'm gonna need a longer grapple.
Forager: They call me Forager.
Batman: Do you know someone named Orion?
Forager: Orion! I am just an unworthy Bug; Orion is a god who is far above us.
Wonder Woman: You're too modest. You've shown courage, compassion...
Forager : No, no, you don't understand! All the gods are far above us. (Points up into the sky towards Supertown.)
Batman: I'm gonna need a longer grapple.
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Brainiac: Welcome, Kal-El. Once I offered you the chance to join me in carrying on the legacy of Krypton. Today, I renew that offer.
Superman: You must be joking.
Brainiac: Why do you reject your great heritage? The entire history of your planet, its knowledge and splendor, its awe and mystery are encoded within me.
Hawkgirl: Superman, don't -
[Superman stops her]
Brainiac: I am Krypton.
Superman: You're a perversion, dishonoring the very memory of my father and all my people.
Brainiac: And this is your final decision?
Superman: Read my lips: go to -
Brainiac: Unfortunate - but predictable.
Superman: You must be joking.
Brainiac: Why do you reject your great heritage? The entire history of your planet, its knowledge and splendor, its awe and mystery are encoded within me.
Hawkgirl: Superman, don't -
[Superman stops her]
Brainiac: I am Krypton.
Superman: You're a perversion, dishonoring the very memory of my father and all my people.
Brainiac: And this is your final decision?
Superman: Read my lips: go to -
Brainiac: Unfortunate - but predictable.
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Highfather: It's hard, isn't it? But we must lovingly tend our garden if we want it to grow strong and tall.
Sera: I hate this.
Highfather: What's wrong, child?
Sera: I've tried, Highfather, really I have, but look! [Gestures to her small plant]
Highfather: Patience, my dear. Everything has a purpose, and a place.
Sera: Everything? [Flicks a ladybug off of a leaf]
Highfather: Given time.
Sera: I hate this.
Highfather: What's wrong, child?
Sera: I've tried, Highfather, really I have, but look! [Gestures to her small plant]
Highfather: Patience, my dear. Everything has a purpose, and a place.
Sera: Everything? [Flicks a ladybug off of a leaf]
Highfather: Given time.
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Batman: [to Diana] Next time I let Superman take charge, just hit me. Real hard.
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Darkseid: [to Superman] You of all people should know that the universe is filled with chaos, confusion and uncertainty. I will tear it down to nothing, and then rebuild it, bringing order and discipline at last. Think of it, Superman - a new universe created in my image.
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[Martian Manhunter is using one of Brainiac's bodies as a shield as he shoots at the others.]
Batman: Having fun?
Martian Manhunter: Yes.
Batman: Having fun?
Martian Manhunter: Yes.
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Darkseid: Have you forgotten that I've already beaten you, humbled you, broken you? What makes this time any different?
Superman: Because this time, I'm not stopping until you're just a greasy smear on my fist. Let's go.
Superman: Because this time, I'm not stopping until you're just a greasy smear on my fist. Let's go.
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Darkseid: [Trapped on an exploding asteroid after Batman forces Superman to abandon their fight] Loser.
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