Justice League Quotes
[Batman, recovering from being poisoned, is typing at a computer.]
Martian Manhunter: You really should be resting. [Batman keeps typing] I know this must be hard for you, feeling vulnerable. You're the only one of us without special powers, but you don't need to prove yourself. You're a valued member of this team, and we're only trying to--
Batman: [Gets up] I'm taking the shuttle. Unless you want to try and stop me.
Martian Manhunter: [pauses] No. [moves out of the way]
Martian Manhunter: You really should be resting. [Batman keeps typing] I know this must be hard for you, feeling vulnerable. You're the only one of us without special powers, but you don't need to prove yourself. You're a valued member of this team, and we're only trying to--
Batman: [Gets up] I'm taking the shuttle. Unless you want to try and stop me.
Martian Manhunter: [pauses] No. [moves out of the way]
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Mongul: Are you ready, Kryptonian?
Superman: I won't fight for your amusement, Mongul.
Superman: I won't fight for your amusement, Mongul.
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Superman: Draaga, we don't have to do this!
Draaga: You don't have a choice - neither of us does.
Draaga: You don't have a choice - neither of us does.
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[Security robots are attempting to destroy Superman as the crowd (and the Martian Manhunter) look on.]
Martian Manhunter: No! The Kryptonian won! Don't you want to see him fight again?
Spectator: I gotta admit, he's a real champ!
Martian Manhunter: He's more than that - he's a Superman!
Martian Manhunter: No! The Kryptonian won! Don't you want to see him fight again?
Spectator: I gotta admit, he's a real champ!
Martian Manhunter: He's more than that - he's a Superman!
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[After the Injustice Gang fail to defeat the Justice League]
Luthor: "The best at what you do". What was I thinking?!
Cheetah: We did what we could.
Luthor: Did you?! Did you fight like your lives depended on it? Did you fight to the last man?
Shade: You get what you pay for, Luthor.
Luthor: Are you asking for more money? You want to be rewarded for failure?! I oughta take the whole bunch of you and--
Solomon Grundy: [grabs him around the neck] And what?!
Luthor: Go ahead. Do it. You'll be saving me months of bedpans and feeding tubes. And you'll also ensure that none of you will ever see a penny from me!
Solomon Grundy: [pauses, then drops Luthor] You're crazy.
Joker: [entering] And what's wrong with that? It's done wonders for me!
Luthor: "The best at what you do". What was I thinking?!
Cheetah: We did what we could.
Luthor: Did you?! Did you fight like your lives depended on it? Did you fight to the last man?
Shade: You get what you pay for, Luthor.
Luthor: Are you asking for more money? You want to be rewarded for failure?! I oughta take the whole bunch of you and--
Solomon Grundy: [grabs him around the neck] And what?!
Luthor: Go ahead. Do it. You'll be saving me months of bedpans and feeding tubes. And you'll also ensure that none of you will ever see a penny from me!
Solomon Grundy: [pauses, then drops Luthor] You're crazy.
Joker: [entering] And what's wrong with that? It's done wonders for me!
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Joker: [to Luthor, who has imprisoned Batman] You're not going to leave him like this, are you?
Luthor: Why?
Joker: Hello?! He's still alive.
Luthor: [stern] And he's staying that way until I say we don't need him anymore.
Joker: Lexy, Lexy, listen to a man who knows. [whispering and pointing to Luthor's gun]Don't wait. Do it now.
Luthor: You don't like my decisions? Leave! [pushes him away]
Joker: And they say I'm crazy...
Luthor: Why?
Joker: Hello?! He's still alive.
Luthor: [stern] And he's staying that way until I say we don't need him anymore.
Joker: Lexy, Lexy, listen to a man who knows. [whispering and pointing to Luthor's gun]Don't wait. Do it now.
Luthor: You don't like my decisions? Leave! [pushes him away]
Joker: And they say I'm crazy...
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[Superman and Flash interrogate Copperhead]
Copperhead: I keep telling you, I don't know anything! I'm just...
Flash: [at the same time as him] ... "an innocent victim of circumstances". Yeah, we know.
[Superman grabs Copperhead and pushes him against a wall]
Superman: Copperhead, when are you going to get some sense and tell us where Luthor is?!
Copperhead: [not intimidated] Oooh, this must be the part where I get so scared, I spill my guts (!)
Superman: I'm warning you...
Copperhead: What are you gonna do, boy-scout? Short my sheets? Give me a wedgie?
Superman: [drops Copperhead, and turns to two guards] Take him back to a holding cell.
Copperhead: [being taken away] Hasta la vista! [hisses]
Flash: [sarcastically] That went well.
Superman: How does Batman do it?
Copperhead: I keep telling you, I don't know anything! I'm just...
Flash: [at the same time as him] ... "an innocent victim of circumstances". Yeah, we know.
[Superman grabs Copperhead and pushes him against a wall]
Superman: Copperhead, when are you going to get some sense and tell us where Luthor is?!
Copperhead: [not intimidated] Oooh, this must be the part where I get so scared, I spill my guts (!)
Superman: I'm warning you...
Copperhead: What are you gonna do, boy-scout? Short my sheets? Give me a wedgie?
Superman: [drops Copperhead, and turns to two guards] Take him back to a holding cell.
Copperhead: [being taken away] Hasta la vista! [hisses]
Flash: [sarcastically] That went well.
Superman: How does Batman do it?
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[Cheetah is supposed to be guarding Batman, but they end up talking about her past]
Batman: So what happened then?
Cheetah: My research opened up whole new worlds. There was so much to do...
Batman: But so little funding.
Cheetah: You know about that?
Batman: You didn't have enough for test subjects, so you used yourself.
Cheetah: And now I'm a freak.
Batman: That's not what I see. I see someone who was willing to sacrifice everything for a cause she believed in.
Cheetah: [softens] How do you know so much about me?
Batman: Let's just say, cats aren't the only creatures who are curious.
Cheetah: [sidles up to him] Too much curiosity can be dangerous.
Batman: Maybe I like danger.
Cheetah: Do you?
Batman: [whispers] Try me.
[She kisses him]
Batman: So what happened then?
Cheetah: My research opened up whole new worlds. There was so much to do...
Batman: But so little funding.
Cheetah: You know about that?
Batman: You didn't have enough for test subjects, so you used yourself.
Cheetah: And now I'm a freak.
Batman: That's not what I see. I see someone who was willing to sacrifice everything for a cause she believed in.
Cheetah: [softens] How do you know so much about me?
Batman: Let's just say, cats aren't the only creatures who are curious.
Cheetah: [sidles up to him] Too much curiosity can be dangerous.
Batman: Maybe I like danger.
Cheetah: Do you?
Batman: [whispers] Try me.
[She kisses him]
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[While Cheetah "guards" Batman]
Joker: She's been down there too long...
Luthor: Forget it. There's no way I'm leaving you alone with him.
Joker: She's been down there too long...
Luthor: Forget it. There's no way I'm leaving you alone with him.
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[Luthor stumbles, clutching his heart]
Shade: Maybe we should get paid now...
Shade: Maybe we should get paid now...
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Luthor: [as the villains desert him] No! We can still win if we lure them here! I have a plan, but we've got to stick together.
Solomon Grundy: Grundy not that dumb.
Solomon Grundy: Grundy not that dumb.
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Luthor: [attacking Superman with Kryptonite radiation] Why so surprised, Superman? It's a basic rule of business: turn every weakness into a strength. Of course, that's a lesson you won't live to appreciate.
Ultra-Humanite: Neither will you, Lex. [electrocutes him from behind]
Luthor: [dazed]Et tu, Humanite?[passes out]
Ultra-Humanite: Neither will you, Lex. [electrocutes him from behind]
Luthor: [dazed]Et tu, Humanite?[passes out]
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Joker: How did you get free?!
Batman: I could have escaped any time. But I thought I'd hang around to keep an eye on you clowns. [punches Joker]
Joker: [dazed]You're dethpicable!
[Joker passes out. The corner of Batman's mouth turns up in a slight smile.]
Batman: I could have escaped any time. But I thought I'd hang around to keep an eye on you clowns. [punches Joker]
Joker: [dazed]You're dethpicable!
[Joker passes out. The corner of Batman's mouth turns up in a slight smile.]
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Wonder Woman: [practicing to return to her mother] "You look more radiant than ever, Mother...!" No. "Gone, mother? I didn't go anywhere. I was in my room... alone... for eight months..." Definitely not. "The world was in peril! Would you have me stand by and do nothing...?!" Hera, give me strength.
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[On a museum plaque: ]6th century BC
Earliest known example of a red-figured amphora
Artist: Unknown
Wonder Woman: Menalippe! Good for you. I always said your work was museum-quality.
Earliest known example of a red-figured amphora
Artist: Unknown
Wonder Woman: Menalippe! Good for you. I always said your work was museum-quality.
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Flash: Picture it - The sun. The sea. Hundreds of women just like her running around, and me: the first man they've seen in... oh, maybe forever. Oh, and look what I brought: Iced mochas for everyone! Sweet.
Martian Manhunter: I fail to see the attraction.
Flash: Man, you really are from Mars.
Martian Manhunter: I fail to see the attraction.
Flash: Man, you really are from Mars.
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Wonder Woman: [walking through a mall] It's like some kind of temple.
Superman: Yes, for those who worship their credit cards.
Superman: Yes, for those who worship their credit cards.
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Flash: Oops.
Batman: Don’t touch anything! We don’t know what kind of powers we’re dealing with.
Batman: Don’t touch anything! We don’t know what kind of powers we’re dealing with.
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[Descending to the gateway to Tartarus]
Flash: Ugh - what's that smell?
Wonder Woman: Don't ask.
Flash: Ugh - what's that smell?
Wonder Woman: Don't ask.
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Mongul: Rebellion? There's not going to be any rebellion. Not if I can keep giving them fights - good ones. Enough to take their minds off their troubles.
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Green Lantern: Relax. All we want is information about our friends. You can talk to me... [points to Hawkgirl] Or you can talk to her. [Hawkgirl slaps her mace into one hand]
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Superman: You've earned a chance for a whole new life.
Draaga: What's life without honor? I'm not worthy.
Superman: Draaga, the real test of honor isn't how you die. It's how you live.
Draaga: What's life without honor? I'm not worthy.
Superman: Draaga, the real test of honor isn't how you die. It's how you live.
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Flash: I can't think - I'm tired and hungry...
Detective: Maybe some coffee will help. How do you take it?
Flash: Cream and 37 sugars. [the detective starts, then looks at him incredulously] Really.
Detective: Maybe some coffee will help. How do you take it?
Flash: Cream and 37 sugars. [the detective starts, then looks at him incredulously] Really.
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Flash: Let's see, after I caught the gorilla, he told me that...
Green Lantern: He talked to you?
Flash: Yeah, right after I stopped his car.
Green Lantern: I'm supposed to believe this?
Flash: Hey, we've both got a Martian's phone number on our speed dial. I think I deserve the benefit of the doubt here.
Green Lantern: He talked to you?
Flash: Yeah, right after I stopped his car.
Green Lantern: I'm supposed to believe this?
Flash: Hey, we've both got a Martian's phone number on our speed dial. I think I deserve the benefit of the doubt here.
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