The Life and Times of Juniper Lee Quotes

Juniper Lee: You play bass, Dennis. It's a miracle anyone even notices you.

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Ophelia Ramírez: One, there's no music. Two, if there was music, I wouldn't like it. Three, no.

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Jody is possessed by a Viking spirit
Jody Irwin: Give me the medallion, you milk-livered runt!
Juniper Lee: Runt?! I've got two inches on you!

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June, Ray Ray, and Dennis are practicing their musical act for the school's talent show. Dennis complains that his siblings' performance is subpar to his own.":

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Monroe: He's about as magical as a sack of hammers! (Referring to Juniper's Father)

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Ophelia: I'd rather put my head in a bucket of roaches.
Roger: So... is that a yes or a maybe?
Ophelia: Idiot.
Roger: Oh yeah, that's a maybe!

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