Ed, Edd, 'n Eddy Quotes
[Eddy has kicked everyone out of his house]
Rolf: I was born to be wild, but the cage was too small.
Kevin: It was a dork fest!
Nazz: I can't believe I actually started to sweat.
Rolf: I was born to be wild, but the cage was too small.
Kevin: It was a dork fest!
Nazz: I can't believe I actually started to sweat.
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Jonny: Huh? Who are you? Dance? B-b-but I REALLY like you! Daah! I-I-I'm outta here!
Eddy: Whoa, Jimbo! I've I special thing for you.
Eddy: Whoa, Jimbo! I've I special thing for you.
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Ed: Sit down and say "Hello, Jonny."
Jonny: Hello?
Ed: Ask him how he is?
[Jonny stares at Ed]
Ed: Wait.
Edd: How are you, how are you.
Ed: I'm fine. Well, okay, a little hungry. [Jonny looks behind him and Edd and Eddy hide] Uh, feeling alone?
Jonny: Alone?
Ed: No one to have... [Jonny's big head blocks him]...conversations with?
Jonny: You read me like a map Ed. Am I that obvious?
Ed: Excuse me, Jonny. Meet a new friend at "Ed's Friend Store" and take Jonny there.
Jonny: Hello?
Ed: Ask him how he is?
[Jonny stares at Ed]
Ed: Wait.
Edd: How are you, how are you.
Ed: I'm fine. Well, okay, a little hungry. [Jonny looks behind him and Edd and Eddy hide] Uh, feeling alone?
Jonny: Alone?
Ed: No one to have... [Jonny's big head blocks him]...conversations with?
Jonny: You read me like a map Ed. Am I that obvious?
Ed: Excuse me, Jonny. Meet a new friend at "Ed's Friend Store" and take Jonny there.
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[The Eds hide from Rolf and Kevin in the junkyard. Edd and Eddy find a large tire to hide in]
Rolf: I think I saw the ducks run here.
Kevin: Dorks, Rolf. Dorks.
Rolf: Dorks do not quack, Kevin.
Kevin: Whatever. Let's find 'em.
Rolf: I think I saw the ducks run here.
Kevin: Dorks, Rolf. Dorks.
Rolf: Dorks do not quack, Kevin.
Kevin: Whatever. Let's find 'em.
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Ed: Kinda funky, huh guys?
Jonny: Plank tells jokes. [To Plank] Knock 'em dead, buddy!
[pause]
Jonny: [laughing] You're killing me!
Eddy: Next!!
Jonny: Plank tells jokes. [To Plank] Knock 'em dead, buddy!
[pause]
Jonny: [laughing] You're killing me!
Eddy: Next!!
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[Ed has just hurt his tooth attempting to bite a coconut]
Ed[spitting out the coconut]: ARRGH!! MY TOOTH HURTS!!! For real.
Ed[spitting out the coconut]: ARRGH!! MY TOOTH HURTS!!! For real.
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[Ed is seen with a car door under his arm as if he's driving. He's imitating sound effects of a truck, such as the horn and the engine]
Ed: Delivery, Mister?
[Eddy's looking on whilst he's fishing out objects from a cardboard box]
Eddy: Did you eat breakfast this morning, Ed?
Ed: Delivery, Mister?
[Eddy's looking on whilst he's fishing out objects from a cardboard box]
Eddy: Did you eat breakfast this morning, Ed?
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Ed: It's for my table, Eddy! Car door - only 5 cents. Dad's canoe - 20 cents. Mom's dryer - only 15 cents. [Throwing a huge pile of objects onto his table] No price will be refused at Honest Ed's! [rips table that everything is sitting on off of itself] Table - 5 cents [it collapses]London Bridge is falling!
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Ed: Um, Double D? [holds up coat hanger] What's this do?
Edd: That's just a coat hanger, Ed.
Ed: Oh. Mum's the word.
Edd: That's just a coat hanger, Ed.
Ed: Oh. Mum's the word.
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[When trying to spy on Kevin, Ed--still holding the coat hanger--is asked by Eddy where he hid the videocamera]
Ed: Only 'the Claaaw' knows...
Ed: Only 'the Claaaw' knows...
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[Edd finds one of Ed's comics whilst Eddy pursues Ed and Jib]
Eddy[exhausted]: What's up with that guy?
Edd: Comics, Eddy. It's poison for the brain. This cancer has swallowed up Ed's mind, causing him to create an imaginary friend. I suggest re-education, through classic novels with weekly cerebrum massages. [Takes out recycling bin and puts comic in it]
Eddy: In your dreams. [walks away]
Eddy[exhausted]: What's up with that guy?
Edd: Comics, Eddy. It's poison for the brain. This cancer has swallowed up Ed's mind, causing him to create an imaginary friend. I suggest re-education, through classic novels with weekly cerebrum massages. [Takes out recycling bin and puts comic in it]
Eddy: In your dreams. [walks away]
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[Edd and Eddy try to ask Jonny about imaginary friends]
Jonny: Imaginary friend? What's that?
Eddy: [smiling] Come on, you know. An imaginary friend. [Glances at Plank]
Jonny: Imaginary friend? What's that?
Eddy: [smiling] Come on, you know. An imaginary friend. [Glances at Plank]
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Ed: But it wasn't me, Sarah! I always put the seat down!
Jimmy: The cavalry has arrived!
Sarah: What's your sock doing in my room?
Ed: Sleeping?
Sarah: Pick it up or I'll tell Mom!
Ed: Don't tell Mom, OK? (throws the sock and it hits Edd)
Jimmy: The cavalry has arrived!
Sarah: What's your sock doing in my room?
Ed: Sleeping?
Sarah: Pick it up or I'll tell Mom!
Ed: Don't tell Mom, OK? (throws the sock and it hits Edd)
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Edd: Curse these short legs! (Gets squished by Ed's incoming bag.) Well, there's my exercise for the day.
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Eddy[sees Ed in the kitchen with Sarah's dolls]: Ed, what are you doing?!
Ed: Dressing the dolly. Oh, look at the pretty hat, Eddy.
Eddy: Get over it! If she told you to jump in a lake with a rock tied to your head, and wait for naked photos of you to develop so she could hand them out to all the kids in the cul-de-sac, would you?!
Ed: I had socks on Eddy.
Ed: Dressing the dolly. Oh, look at the pretty hat, Eddy.
Eddy: Get over it! If she told you to jump in a lake with a rock tied to your head, and wait for naked photos of you to develop so she could hand them out to all the kids in the cul-de-sac, would you?!
Ed: I had socks on Eddy.
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Rolf: Why are you in the trough of food spoils?
Ed: I'm hot tubbing!
Rolf: [His pointing finger gets jammed into Ed's mouth]Do not frazzle Rolf! Please do not contaminate the food, as pigs eat from it!
Ed: I'm hot tubbing!
Rolf: [His pointing finger gets jammed into Ed's mouth]Do not frazzle Rolf! Please do not contaminate the food, as pigs eat from it!
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Edd: Q? Ed, where's the X?
Ed: Uhh, A, B, C, D, L, M, N, O, G. Don't you know your alphabet, Double-D?
Ed: Uhh, A, B, C, D, L, M, N, O, G. Don't you know your alphabet, Double-D?
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Eds: 1, 2, 3! [they topple the shed]
Ed: Let's do it again!
[Rolf lifts up barn door]
Rolf: Having fun with my shed, Ed boys?! [comes inside the barn]
Edd: Is all well Rolf?
Ed: Wipe your feet please.
Rolf[Rips his shirt off in complete rage]: You have broken the celery stalk on the back of a sea urchin!!!!!
Eddy: What'd he say?
Rolf: '''SHAKLAHARM!!!!!!!!
[the screen goes black]
Ed: Let's do it again!
[Rolf lifts up barn door]
Rolf: Having fun with my shed, Ed boys?! [comes inside the barn]
Edd: Is all well Rolf?
Ed: Wipe your feet please.
Rolf[Rips his shirt off in complete rage]: You have broken the celery stalk on the back of a sea urchin!!!!!
Eddy: What'd he say?
Rolf: '''SHAKLAHARM!!!!!!!!
[the screen goes black]
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Rolf: The yeast has risen and tells me the future of the couch-creature Ed-boys. Do you hear it? The spirit of the rind speaks.
Ed: What does it say?
Eddy (sarcastically) Yeah. Tell us, O Swami!
Rolf: Ah yes, your future will begin by...[shows his muscles and a fist] CLEANING MY PIG PEN! [The Eds immediately get to work as to avoid punishment] Also your future will hold that you de-lice the chickens, shake the dew from the trees and brush the hair on the back of Rolf!!
Edd: [panicking] Gloves! I need gloves!
Ed: Pumpkins sure are bossy.
Eddy: Shut up, Ed!
Ed: What does it say?
Eddy (sarcastically) Yeah. Tell us, O Swami!
Rolf: Ah yes, your future will begin by...[shows his muscles and a fist] CLEANING MY PIG PEN! [The Eds immediately get to work as to avoid punishment] Also your future will hold that you de-lice the chickens, shake the dew from the trees and brush the hair on the back of Rolf!!
Edd: [panicking] Gloves! I need gloves!
Ed: Pumpkins sure are bossy.
Eddy: Shut up, Ed!
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Lee: We're watching infomercials.
[All of the Eds look nervous]
Eddy: Uh... New Stench-Away deoderent keeps me dry and fresh.
[Eddy rubs Ed on Edd's armpit]
Lee: That junk wrecked my clothes.
Marie: Gimme that!
[Again, the Eds look nervous. Then, Edd immitates a siren]
Eddy: Backup! Requesting backup!
Ed: It's my turn to drive! [Ed puts his face on the screen] Beep! Transfer, please!
[All of the Eds look nervous]
Eddy: Uh... New Stench-Away deoderent keeps me dry and fresh.
[Eddy rubs Ed on Edd's armpit]
Lee: That junk wrecked my clothes.
Marie: Gimme that!
[Again, the Eds look nervous. Then, Edd immitates a siren]
Eddy: Backup! Requesting backup!
Ed: It's my turn to drive! [Ed puts his face on the screen] Beep! Transfer, please!
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[Jonny has just rescued Plank from the Kankers' trailer]
May: Give me back my back scratcher!
Jonny: Scratch this!
[Jonny and Plank send the Kankers' trailer flying after setting off a slingshot connected to a mailbox]
May: Give me back my back scratcher!
Jonny: Scratch this!
[Jonny and Plank send the Kankers' trailer flying after setting off a slingshot connected to a mailbox]
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[The Kankers' trailer lands onto the fence between the houses of Kevin and Eddy]
Kevin: What's a trailer doing on my... TRAILER?!
[Pushes The trailer]
Kevin: Stay off my lawn!
[Edd and Eddy attempt to push the trailer back to Kevin]
Ed: Uh, Kevin! You've got a... Oh, I guess you already noticed.
Marie: Now this is what I call a vacation.
[Couch slides down but comes back sliding]
Lee: Just like the cruise Mom took!
[Couch slides down the opposite way]
May[feeling unwell]: I'm feeling sea-sick.
Eddy: THEY'RE YOUR'S!!
Kevin: NO WAY! YOUR'S!!
Eddy: ED! HELP!!
Ed: 1 + 1 = 1 on a bun.
[Edd & Eddy are almost crushed]
Edd & Eddy: ED!!
Kevin: What's a trailer doing on my... TRAILER?!
[Pushes The trailer]
Kevin: Stay off my lawn!
[Edd and Eddy attempt to push the trailer back to Kevin]
Ed: Uh, Kevin! You've got a... Oh, I guess you already noticed.
Marie: Now this is what I call a vacation.
[Couch slides down but comes back sliding]
Lee: Just like the cruise Mom took!
[Couch slides down the opposite way]
May[feeling unwell]: I'm feeling sea-sick.
Eddy: THEY'RE YOUR'S!!
Kevin: NO WAY! YOUR'S!!
Eddy: ED! HELP!!
Ed: 1 + 1 = 1 on a bun.
[Edd & Eddy are almost crushed]
Edd & Eddy: ED!!
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[Eddy is in his room]
Eddy[to his mother]: Hey, mom! Is dinner ready yet!
[pause]
Eddy[to his mother]: Hey, mom! Is dinner ready yet!
[pause]
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[Ed arises from the fallen bathtub and sees soaked kids in the living room]
[An ice chicken head falls into Ed's hands]
Ed: [drops the head, eyes roll back, and is fainting] Chicken head!
[An ice chicken head falls into Ed's hands]
Ed: [drops the head, eyes roll back, and is fainting] Chicken head!
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Ed: No problem. I have a key. [puts his arm through one of his pant legs] I think it fell out of this hole in my pants.
Eddy: [looks at the key] Ed, you idiot! This is your key!!
Eddy: [looks at the key] Ed, you idiot! This is your key!!
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