Ed, Edd, 'n Eddy Quotes

Eddy: FREE JAWBREAKERS, DOUBLE D!!!

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Eddy: WELCOME TO FRIDGELAND!!

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Ed: End of first sequence and fade to black.

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The Eds are playing pranks and mind games on the Urban Rangers in the forest, but Edd is concerned.
Edd: This would be so much more bareable if I'd had my PROVISIONS!
Silence.
Eddy: [sarcastically] What's that? ... I think it's the sound of no one caring! [pause] Move it out!
Ed acts like a horse. Edd is annoyed.

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Ed and Eddy are laughing after pranking the Urban Rangers, while Edd is worried about getting caught.
Edd: Boy, Eddy, I really feel bad about this! Can we please go now!?
Eddy: [in the verge of laughter] Ed, did you get a load of their faces when the fire went out?
Ed: [imitates the Urban Rangers' reactions] Ooh! [laughs]
Eddy: [holds up quarter that Rolf tossed in the bushes] I even made a quarter! [joins in laughing] Oh, man! [stop laughing] Okay, Double-D. Let's get out of here. [Edd is gone]

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Sarah is looking for Ed.
Sarah: ED!! You're in trouble, mister! [looks annoted, storms into Ed's room] ED!!!!!
Sarah hears whimpering from Ed's closet. She opens it to find all three Eds cowering in fear.
Sarah: Mom said to get out of the closet, Ed. It's been three days, now.
The Eds: BELLY BUTTON EATER!! [cowering]
Sarah: What idiots.
Sarah closes the closet and episode end.

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[The kids are playing on a skateboard, and Jonny's just about to drop into the quarterpipe]
Sarah[taking the skateboard from Jonny]: Wait in line, Jonny! It's Jimmy's turn.

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Eddy[to Jimmy]: Sumo wrestlers are revered!
Edd: In Japan.
Eddy: You'll have legions of fans, who'll cater to your every whim!!!!!
Edd: In Japan.
Eddy: ...Okay, Double D. I'll bite. So your point is?
Edd: Sumo wrestlers are revered, celebrated and affluent, ONLY IN JAPAN, EDDY!!
[steam comes out of Eddy's head]
Ed: Eddy is the man with the plan!
Eddy[screaming at Ed and Edd]: HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO GO TO JAPAN?!
Jimmy: Don't give up now, Eddy. The show must go on!
Eddy: Quit livin' in the clouds, kid! There's no way I'll be sending you... to... (gets an idea)

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[Ed and Eddy are in intensive care at Edd's house after being crushed by Jimmy]
Edd: Rise and shine, gentlemen. And how are we feeling this morning?
[Both Ed and Eddy groan from their injuries. Ed then starts hitting himself with his own bed]
Edd: Don't play with the bed, Ed.
[Ed stops whilst Edd feeds Eddy with tea]
Eddy: I hate tea.
Edd[whilst opening the window]: You haven't learned a thing, have you, Eddy?
[A whistle is then heard outside]
Sarah[to Jimmy]: Move it, Chunky! Is that the best you can do?! I wanna see some sweat, Mister!!
[Jimmy is seen cycling]
Jimmy: I feel like I'm going to explode.
Sarah: Move it!
Eddy: I've just learned something today, Double D.
Edd: You have? Tell me, Eddy!
Eddy: We should open up a weight-loss clinic! I'd be rich!! [To Jimmy]: HEY, JIMMY!! [Eddy struggles to move due to his full-body cast] Stupid cast. JIMMY!!!
[Eddy falls out of the window, landing head first on the lawn]
Edd: Well I've learned something today.
Ed: ...That Eddy is the man with the plan!
Eddy[Unclear]: Help!!

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Kevin[flinging cards into a cap; makes one]: Choice!
Eddy[looking over the fence; showing off "carpet" pits]: Hey Igniroid, whose more mature now, huh?
Kevin[starts laughing and heads inside]: The dork's faking puberty!!!

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Eddy: So now what do we do?!
Edd: We could always go call on Ed.
Ed: Don't bother Double D, he's not at home.

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Ed: Position and pose starts by fanning your toes, and placing your left foot right.

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Rolf: Why is the Lady of Liberty looming over the cul-de-sac?

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Johnny: I'm gonna wet my pants!!
Ed[as the shadows are appearing]: Quack.

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May: You're mine forever amore!

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[Everyone is fighting over the quarter, but Edd gets everyone's attention by sounding an airhorn]
Sarah: What are you trying to do, blow our heads off?!?
Edd: Crude, yet effective.

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Ed: Yum yum! Bubble gum!
Edd: It was just a wad of gum? I've heard of squirrels storing their food, but gum? I mean that's just plain cooky. [steps in a puddle] Oh, for crying out loud! Ed, can I please have my shoes back?
Eddy: What the...?! GIMMIE BACK MY SHOES!!
Ed: What you can do when you live in a shoe and you ain't got no soul?
Eddy & Edd: ED!!

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Eddy: I almost up-chucked.

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Eddy: Woah! We're up, Super up!
Edd: Not good, not good, not good. not good. Kevin's walking DOWN the drive way...

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Jonny: Plank's the king of the cul-de-sac!

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Eddy: "Plank is king"?! If anyone's king around here, it's me!!!

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After exhausting all efforts to made a cranky Ed happy, Eddy finally snaps.
Eddy: THAT'S IT! (runs up to Ed) I've had it up to here WITH YOUR BAD MOOD! Crack a smile; bust a gut; BE HAPPY! (smacks Ed upside the head) Get over it.
Ed trembles for a moment before something inside him snaps. His face contorts angrily as Eddy and Double D watch somewhat nervously. Then Ed rips his eyebrow in two.
Ed: (screaming loudly)BIG TROUBLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLE!!!!!
Ed's yell causes Eddy to lose his shirt and Edd to faint. Ed then goes on an angry rampage and wrecks the park while Eddy attempts to wake up Double D. Ed attacks/chews up park equipment and playsets and tosses them up in the air violently.
Jonny[whilst on a see-saw in mid-air]: Yee-haw!
Eddy: Double D, wake up!
Eddy runs while the see-saw drops on top of Double D. Plank, on one side of see-saw, is flung off and hurtling towards an enraged Ed.
Ed: (yelling, while holding up an uprooted lamppost) I WANT TO BE ALONE!
Plank then hits Ed in the back of the head. He pauses, then turns around and growls menacingly at the two-by-four. He picks him up and prepares to break him over his knee. Jonny see this.

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[Kankers run through the wall leaving Kanker shaped holes; The camera zooms out and we see an Ed shaped one also]
Ed[Creepy Laugh]: It's dark! [more laughter]
[Kankers get loose]
Edd: Care to snuggle into my blanquet of amour?
[Kankers run screaming again]
Edd: I haven't had this much fun since Father let me disassemble his shaver. [He hands a flower torch] There, it's your turn.

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[Ed has found a spatula]
Ed: Oh look, A flipper!
Eddy: It's a spatula, stupid.

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Ed: I love pancakes, Eddy!
Eddy: Shut up and pull!

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Kevin: This is so stale, I swear. [he halts] Huh? [He spots a wallet] Choice, a wallet!
Eddy: Any cash?
[Kevin opens it]
Kevin[finds it empty]: It's empty, like your head.
Eddy[leaving]: What idiot would carry a wallet with no cash in it?
Kevin[smiles evilously]: No way! Hey, Eddy! Check out the idiot!
Eddy: Hey, that's me.
Kevin: Ain't it weird how wallets can tell a lot about a dork? Huh, Skipper!
Eddy[alarmed]: WHAT DID YOU CALL ME!? [in a terrified manner, he looks at the others]
Kevin: That IS your middle name, isn't it, SKIPPER?

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Eddy[while holding Edd]: Forgive me! [Kisses Edd]

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Edd: [To a down Eddy] If it makes you feel better I'll tell you my middle name.
Eddy: Okay.
Edd: Well, Eddy. My middle name, is Marion. (Eddy stares blankly at him for a while)
Eddy: *laughter* Marion!?! That's a girl's name!

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Edd[after his head gets caught in Ed's cheese-infested pocket]: RANCID, MOLDY CHEESE!!! I refuse to participate any further until Ed washes that offensive, putrified jacketof his!!
Eddy: (takes the map away from Ed) Quit rocking the boat! We got people to filge! (heads to the lake, looking at his reflection) Is that a frog or boot? (looks closer)
Ed: A boot? (Heads to Eddy)
Eddy: There, see it? What is that?
Ed: It kinda looks like Abraham Lincoln, Eddy.
Eddy: What are ya talking about? (Snaps his face in the water)
[Edd attempts to take Ed's jacket off via barge pole, but is then pulled into the jacket]
Ed: Comfy?
Edd[popping frantically out of Ed's jacket]: FILTHY! CRUDDY! SMELLY!
[Edd then goes to shower himself]
Edd[poking his head out of the shower]: Ed, I insist you remove that jacket immediately!
Ed: OK! If you give me your hat.
Edd[getting dressed]: My hat? Why, that's the silliest thing I've ever heard. Absolutely not.
Eddy: Give him the stupid hat so we can get some frogs!
Edd[ignoring Eddy and going head-to-head with Ed]: The point here is my hat doesn't smell.
Ed: Oh, yes it does.
Edd: No, it does not! You're just saying that because I said your jacket stank.
Ed: Stinky hat!
Edd: You've got a repulsive, fermenting detachment of cheese in your pocket, Ed!
Ed: STINKY HAT!
Edd: ODIFEROUS CURDY COAT!
Ed: STINKY HAT!
Edd: RANCID ROQUEFORT WRAP!!
Ed: STINKY HAT!!
Edd: PUNGENT PARMESAN POCKET!!!
Ed: OH, YEAH?! STINKY HAT!!!
Edd: COAT OF CANTANKEROUS CAMEMBERT!!!!
Ed:

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Edd[leaping after getting cheese's stench poofed in his face]: DEFOILED!!! SOILY!!! PROFANE!!!

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