Ed, Edd, 'n Eddy Quotes
Eddy: You guys will need more than luck if we DON'T CATCH SOME FROGS!!
Ed : Okay, how about [unveils a smelly fish bones] Angus, my more-than-lucky fishy.
Edd: Ed! Get rid of that carcass immediately!!
Ed: Stinky hat!
Edd: Shirt of fliched flounder!
Ed: Stinky hat!
Edd: Dated trout top!!
Ed: STINKY HAT!!
Edd: EDDY!!!
Ed : Okay, how about [unveils a smelly fish bones] Angus, my more-than-lucky fishy.
Edd: Ed! Get rid of that carcass immediately!!
Ed: Stinky hat!
Edd: Shirt of fliched flounder!
Ed: Stinky hat!
Edd: Dated trout top!!
Ed: STINKY HAT!!
Edd: EDDY!!!
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Eddy: YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO ANSWER IT, IDIOT!
Edd: TELEPHONES AREN'T CURSE, EDDY!!!! THEY'RE PLASTIC!!!! Calm down, Double D. Think ocean waves, sea mammals. arieas
Ed: Is that your dark side, Double D?
Edd: TELEPHONES AREN'T CURSE, EDDY!!!! THEY'RE PLASTIC!!!! Calm down, Double D. Think ocean waves, sea mammals. arieas
Ed: Is that your dark side, Double D?
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[The Eds leave the scene after facing defeat from Jonny/Captain Melonhead]
Edd: It's all fun and games 'til someone gets a splinter.
Edd: It's all fun and games 'til someone gets a splinter.
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Ed[eating one of Edd's shoes]: Mm. How long have you been a size two?
Edd: Size two? But I've always worn a size five shoe, doctor.
Eddy: Sounds like another sympton to me.
Edd: Size two? But I've always worn a size five shoe, doctor.
Eddy: Sounds like another sympton to me.
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[Jimmy, upon seeing a "Kick me" sign on Edd's back, can't help but to kick him in the backside]
Edd: CURSE THIS DREADED LACADAISICATHRO DISEASE!!
[Edd breaks into tears whilst Nazz goes over to talk to him]
Nazz: Dude, I think somebody's playing a joke on you. [shows Edd the "Kick Me" sign] Don't sweat it, 'kay.
[The kids exit the lane]
Sarah: What an idiot!
[Edd looks at the sign in anger, realising it was Ed and Eddy who tricked him]
Edd: Ooh! Those, those... RAPSCALLIONS!!!!
[Edd heads back to Kevin's house, where the Eds are situated]
Edd: CURSE THIS DREADED LACADAISICATHRO DISEASE!!
[Edd breaks into tears whilst Nazz goes over to talk to him]
Nazz: Dude, I think somebody's playing a joke on you. [shows Edd the "Kick Me" sign] Don't sweat it, 'kay.
[The kids exit the lane]
Sarah: What an idiot!
[Edd looks at the sign in anger, realising it was Ed and Eddy who tricked him]
Edd: Ooh! Those, those... RAPSCALLIONS!!!!
[Edd heads back to Kevin's house, where the Eds are situated]
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Kevin[left in the dark]: Okay, now I'm mad.
[From the outside, Ed and Eddy are seen laughing at the fact they've coverevd Kevin's house with bricks. Edd then arrives, who isn't happy with either of them]
Edd: Are you PROUD OF YOURSELVES?!?
Eddy: Hang on there, Hamlet.
[Ed and Eddy continue their laughter, at Kevin's expence]
Ed: Too rich, huh, Double D?
Edd: LISTEN TO ME!!!
Eddy: How could we not?
Edd[producing the "Kick Me" sign]: This was found on my body!! You had me believe I was expiring!!
Eddy: Rage, er, isn't that a symptom, Dr. Ed?
[From the outside, Ed and Eddy are seen laughing at the fact they've coverevd Kevin's house with bricks. Edd then arrives, who isn't happy with either of them]
Edd: Are you PROUD OF YOURSELVES?!?
Eddy: Hang on there, Hamlet.
[Ed and Eddy continue their laughter, at Kevin's expence]
Ed: Too rich, huh, Double D?
Edd: LISTEN TO ME!!!
Eddy: How could we not?
Edd[producing the "Kick Me" sign]: This was found on my body!! You had me believe I was expiring!!
Eddy: Rage, er, isn't that a symptom, Dr. Ed?
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[Upon finding the boomerang, Jimmy places it under his shirt]
Jimmy: Look at me, I'm a bruiser. [laughter]
[The effects of the boomerang make Jimmy stronger]
Jimmy: Look at me, I'm a bruiser. [laughter]
[The effects of the boomerang make Jimmy stronger]
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[After encountering the changed Sarah]
Ed: Baby sister is all cuddly and sweet like Dad's bushy ears!
Edd: GOOD LORD! GET AWAY FROM ME! ED, DO SOMETHING! (running away)
Ed: Baby sister is all cuddly and sweet like Dad's bushy ears!
Edd: GOOD LORD! GET AWAY FROM ME! ED, DO SOMETHING! (running away)
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Edd: Isn't that the boomerang Sarah had?
Ed: (pushes Edd with his head) A boomerjigger?
Ed: (pushes Edd with his head) A boomerjigger?
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[Ed is typing on a typewriter with the boomerang behind his ear.]
Ed: Chasing phantoms: A dissertation on unifying field theory and it's effects on leptons and quasars. By Edward.
Edd: Eddy, come quick! You're not going to believe this!
Eddy: What the heck are you doing over there? The scam's over here!
Ed: At any rate, I balk at the result: photo-molecular dissipation. Do you concur?
Eddy: Ahem.
Edd: Eddy, did you hear that? Ed has finally found his intellect! I theorize, that in puberty, a hormonal imbalance has unclogged Ed's-
Eddy: [cutting Edd off] All I hear are a COUPLE OF SLACKERS!!
Ed: Hostility is the calling card of the weak intellect.
Ed: Chasing phantoms: A dissertation on unifying field theory and it's effects on leptons and quasars. By Edward.
Edd: Eddy, come quick! You're not going to believe this!
Eddy: What the heck are you doing over there? The scam's over here!
Ed: At any rate, I balk at the result: photo-molecular dissipation. Do you concur?
Eddy: Ahem.
Edd: Eddy, did you hear that? Ed has finally found his intellect! I theorize, that in puberty, a hormonal imbalance has unclogged Ed's-
Eddy: [cutting Edd off] All I hear are a COUPLE OF SLACKERS!!
Ed: Hostility is the calling card of the weak intellect.
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Eddy: WHO ARE YOU?! STOP IT! STOP IT!
[Eddy takes the boomerang away from Edd]
Edd: [shocked] What the Sam Hill is Going on Here?! I'M NAKED!!!
[Eddy takes the boomerang away from Edd]
Edd: [shocked] What the Sam Hill is Going on Here?! I'M NAKED!!!
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Ed: What an indian, inadequate, and inefficacious journey this has been.
Eddy: [Gasping] Casey Jr.'s all alone! Mommy's here, sweetie, don't cry!
Edd: I getting the need to feel the breeze between my knees! [removes underwear and wiz] Got the ticket!
Eddy: Not in front of the baby, please! Casey, cover your eyes!
Ed: Distasteful dullard!
Eddy: [Gasping] Casey Jr.'s all alone! Mommy's here, sweetie, don't cry!
Edd: I getting the need to feel the breeze between my knees! [removes underwear and wiz] Got the ticket!
Eddy: Not in front of the baby, please! Casey, cover your eyes!
Ed: Distasteful dullard!
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Ed[after being woken up from sleeping in Kevin's fridge by a bugle playing Eddy]: PRIVATE DO-DA REPORTING FOR DUTY CHIEF!!
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Ed[throwing a bottle of soap away]: I dispense with you, disgusting detergent of the deep!! For I, Ed, can remove the bottle with... sticky-tape!
Edd: Stickytape?
Eddy: Stick? You're already stuck, numbskull!
Ed: And your point is?
Eddy[walking away]: This is stupid.
Edd: Ed may have something here. Nothing ventured, nothing gained, you know.
Ed: Just follow my smell, bucko!
Edd: Stickytape?
Eddy: Stick? You're already stuck, numbskull!
Ed: And your point is?
Eddy[walking away]: This is stupid.
Edd: Ed may have something here. Nothing ventured, nothing gained, you know.
Ed: Just follow my smell, bucko!
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Ed: Just back from his safari.. the richiest rich guy to rich around the rich: EDDY McRICH!
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[Eddy attempts to show his boat to Sarah and Jimmy, but Ed accidentally breaks part of the boat, causing it to "sink"]
Eddy: What?!? We're sinking?!
Edd: Lifeboats! I FORGOT TO MAKE LIFEBOATS!!
Ed: It wasn't me!
Eddy: What?!? We're sinking?!
Edd: Lifeboats! I FORGOT TO MAKE LIFEBOATS!!
Ed: It wasn't me!
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[Sarah slams the gate door open for new members of her's and Jimmy's Rich Club]
Sarah: So glad you could come.
[Nazz arrives, in a posh-looking dress]
Nazz[in a posh accent]: I wouldn't have missed it for the world, darlings.
Sarah: So glad you could come.
[Nazz arrives, in a posh-looking dress]
Nazz[in a posh accent]: I wouldn't have missed it for the world, darlings.
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Edd: Have your mother and father seen what you've done, Eddy? BECAUSE WHEN THEY DO, YOU'LL PAY FOR THE CONSEQUENCES OF YOUR GREED!
Ed: Yes he will, Double D! 'Cause Eddy's gonna buy him a new house!
Eddy: 'Cause I've got me a magic money tree seed!
[Edd looks at Eddy's purchase in a concerned manner]
Eddy: And when it sprouts, I'll buy you a new hat.
Edd: What, with this,Eddy? A crudely drawn bank note on the back of a soup label?
Eddy: No! With the oodles of dough from my money tree, HAHAHA![pulls out the "seed"]
Edd: ...That is not a seed, Eddy. That is a discarded spool.
Eddy: ...THEY HAVE THE NERVE TO FLEECE ME?! Well, TWO can play at this game! (states pointing two fingers at the air) I got a plan. (He tries to make Edd come but he just sits there.) Plan, I said!
Edd: I can't!
Eddy: Why not?
Edd: Because I desperately need to go to the bathroom! An unfortunate reaction to this stressful situation, I'm sure. (runs away)
Ed: You still got me, Eddy!
Eddy: (sacastically) Boy, ain't I lucky? (grabs Ed and runs away)
Ed: Yes he will, Double D! 'Cause Eddy's gonna buy him a new house!
Eddy: 'Cause I've got me a magic money tree seed!
[Edd looks at Eddy's purchase in a concerned manner]
Eddy: And when it sprouts, I'll buy you a new hat.
Edd: What, with this,Eddy? A crudely drawn bank note on the back of a soup label?
Eddy: No! With the oodles of dough from my money tree, HAHAHA![pulls out the "seed"]
Edd: ...That is not a seed, Eddy. That is a discarded spool.
Eddy: ...THEY HAVE THE NERVE TO FLEECE ME?! Well, TWO can play at this game! (states pointing two fingers at the air) I got a plan. (He tries to make Edd come but he just sits there.) Plan, I said!
Edd: I can't!
Eddy: Why not?
Edd: Because I desperately need to go to the bathroom! An unfortunate reaction to this stressful situation, I'm sure. (runs away)
Ed: You still got me, Eddy!
Eddy: (sacastically) Boy, ain't I lucky? (grabs Ed and runs away)
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Eddy: Let's hit 'em again, lug nut!
Ed: Hit 'em again, hit 'em again, hit 'em again! Ha ha ha! I forgot what I said! Ha ha!
Ed: Hit 'em again, hit 'em again, hit 'em again! Ha ha ha! I forgot what I said! Ha ha!
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Eddy: "Talk about adding insect to injury. Two hours of stinking cleanup. Plus, a week's worth of detention for impersonating the Principal. I don't even remember doin' that!"
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Ed[to Eddy]: The sky is falling! The sky is falling! Eddy! It hit me on the head! It did!
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Ed[As Edd-puppet]: Oh dear. I fell.
Eddy: Get back here, gimme back my stuff!! [slams the door]
Rolf[nervous]: Ed-boy, please stop, you will wake Nana. Silence, yes? Thank you.
Eddy: SILENCE?! I'LL GIVE YA SILENCE!
Ed[being smacked to the door]: Who's there? [being smacked again] Who's there? [once again] Who is there?
Rolf: Ed-boy, please forgive Rolf, as Rolf will make good by giving you the real money tree seed.
Eddy[not too convinced] Real money tree seed?
Edd: Oh please, do you really think he'll fall for that old-?
Eddy: DEAL!!
[Rolf and Jimmy give him a real money tree seed, a bolt]
Eddy: I'm rich! [kicks the real bush, and puts the "seed" in the soil, waters it, and puts in a small fence with a sign saying "Eddy's Money Tree"] And its mine! All mine!! [laughs maniacally]
Ed: Even I am not that dumb, Double D.
Edd: An iris-in would be appropriate, don't you think? [iris in on Eddy] Thank you.
Eddy: Get back here, gimme back my stuff!! [slams the door]
Rolf[nervous]: Ed-boy, please stop, you will wake Nana. Silence, yes? Thank you.
Eddy: SILENCE?! I'LL GIVE YA SILENCE!
Ed[being smacked to the door]: Who's there? [being smacked again] Who's there? [once again] Who is there?
Rolf: Ed-boy, please forgive Rolf, as Rolf will make good by giving you the real money tree seed.
Eddy[not too convinced] Real money tree seed?
Edd: Oh please, do you really think he'll fall for that old-?
Eddy: DEAL!!
[Rolf and Jimmy give him a real money tree seed, a bolt]
Eddy: I'm rich! [kicks the real bush, and puts the "seed" in the soil, waters it, and puts in a small fence with a sign saying "Eddy's Money Tree"] And its mine! All mine!! [laughs maniacally]
Ed: Even I am not that dumb, Double D.
Edd: An iris-in would be appropriate, don't you think? [iris in on Eddy] Thank you.
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[Upon finding that they are too late to get free jawbreakers from Kevin, Eddy attacks Ed.]
Eddy: [throttling Ed, yelling] THIS IS YOUR FAULT! ADMIT IT! [normal voice] If you do, I promise not to leave bruises.
Eddy: [throttling Ed, yelling] THIS IS YOUR FAULT! ADMIT IT! [normal voice] If you do, I promise not to leave bruises.
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Jonny: [Holding two planks] Ed, Edd and Eddy, I like you to meet Plank's Mom and his Dad. [zooming to the Eds] They just moved in from out of town. [Ed releases Eddy stuck in his mouth]
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Rolf: A potato monger!?
Edd: Well you see-
Rolf: Rolf wishes to be a barber.
Edd: A barber?
Rolf: Rolf is a barber! [Showing muscle]
Ed: Party at Rolf's house!
Edd: Well you see-
Rolf: Rolf wishes to be a barber.
Edd: A barber?
Rolf: Rolf is a barber! [Showing muscle]
Ed: Party at Rolf's house!
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Old Jonny: Hey Eddy! Nice day isn't it? Whatcha staring at? Did Nazz forget her pants again?
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