TaleSpin Quotes

Don Karnage: From now on, you are erased from my list of noble pirates.
Kit Cloudkicker: Noble? You're nothing but a cheap crook, Karnage!

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Rebecca: It's Jack! What a guy, what a spy!
Baloo: What a lie. Goodbye!

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Shere Khan: I believe in bygones being bygones. But this is business.

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Thaddeos E. Klang: You have a sharp tongue madam. But my teeth are sharper! [Bites through a chain]

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Trader Moe: If youse two was any stupider, you'd fall off the edge of the woild!

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[while Dumptruck is beating up Wiley Cat, Baloo smashes all sorts of things on his head to try and distract him - first a plate, then a flowerpot, then a chair. Finally, Dumptruck drops Wiley Cat, turns and grabs Baloo]
Dumptruck: It vill take more den a chair to stop me! [a piano lands on him, knocking him through the floor]

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Rebecca: Where did you hide the rubies?
Don Karnage: Yes! Yes! The rubies! The rubies!! Tell her so I can eavesdrop!

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Kit: Um... I don't think you can count your air pirates before they're despatched.

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Rebecca: You shouldn't be doing this, Baloo.
Baloo: If you've got a better way, send me a postcard.

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Baloo: Well, who's gonna fly the plane now? Who's gonna fly that iceberg, huh? [Rebecca points at herself]You?!! You don't know your elbow from your railer rung.

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Baloo: 3 o' clock! Look!! Look, Rebecca!! 3 o' clock!!
Rebecca: I know how to tell time, thank you!

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Baloo: [After Kit knocks Dumptruck with a flying manual] Nothing like a good book to put you to sleep.

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Don Karnage: A hundred tons of ice?! Why would anyone want a hundred tons of ice?!! [[[w: List_of_characters_in_TaleSpin#Other_Pirates|Gibber]] whispers to Don Karnage] Perhaps... But where would they get a straw big enough?

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Baloo: Say, how'd you find out about this inspection anyway?
Kit: Uh... I accidentally read it on her calendar.
Baloo: You mean the very private "Trespassers shall be shot" calendar that she keeps locked in her desk.
Kit: That's the one.
Baloo: (Laughs) I love that boy.

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Rebecca: I thought the air freight business would be full of adventure and romance. All I get is clutter and disorder.

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Baloo: [Disguised as a fakir, he bows] It's you! It's you, O you horrible shrunken beast of supernatural of nastiness!
Colonel Spigot: What is the meaning of this?!
Sergeant Dunder: Are you speaking of Colonel Spigot?
Baloo: Oh, no, round one. I am speaking to the other horrible shrunken of supernatural nastiness.

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Baloo: What you were doing wasn't safe.
Kit: Since when do you care about safe? Who flew two tons of dynamite through a hurricane?

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Daring Dan Dawson: [About Kit] You must be the proud parents of Ace here!
Rebecca: [Pointing to Baloo]Me?!! Married to HIM?!!!

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Police Officer: You're named Baloo? I-
Baloo: Okay. I surrender. Lock me up. I got nothing to live for anyway.
Police Officer: Huh?
Baloo: You're not here about the parking tickets?

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Baloo: Wait 'til I get through with that guy! He'll be able to count all his teeth on one hand!

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Baloo: Where's my navigator when he needs me?

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Police Officer: Dan Dabroski alias et cetera et cetera, you're under arrest!

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Don Karnage: Greetings and salivations, fellow aviator. It is I, that panic provoking pirate: Don Karnage.

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Kit Cloudkicker: [Dropping in on the Air Pirates, snagging the chest] For me?! You shouldn't have.
Don Karnage: Oh, well, it was nothing really... [Sees Kit running away] STOP THAT BOY!!

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[With the Sea Duck thousands of miles up in the air]
Kit: [Knocking on his window from outside, hanging on for dear life] Hello?
Baloo: Oh, hiya, kid. Need a lift?
Kit: [Nodding] Mm-hmm.
Baloo: Okay by me. Though it's comfier inside.

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Baloo: [About the Air Pirates] Boy! They're tougher to shake than ticks on a dog.

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Kit: No one can fly like that!
Baloo: Great pilot, great plane.
Kit: Awesome! So what's next? A double-reverse Himmelman? A pretzel twist?
Baloo: No. A quick exit.

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Bank Official: You, sir, are delinquent on your last six payments and unless funds totaling 3000 dollars are deposited in our fiduciary institution by 9am tomorrow, we will be forced to foreclose on your aircraft home.
Baloo: What's this guy speak in English?
Kit: He said: "No dough, plane go."

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Baloo: Kit! You're a genius! With a capital J!

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Baloo: [Laughs] Hey! My flying is A+. [At the last minute, avoids a cliff face and crashes]
Kit: Yeah, but your landing's a C-.

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