Good Luck Charlie Quotes

Amy: Good luck, Charlie.

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Bob: Nobody tells mom!

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Teddy: NOOOOOOOOO-'kay.

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Gabe: Sure, when she does it, it's adorable. When I do it, it's wrong.
Teddy: That's because we were at a restaurant and it wasn't your cake.

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Gabe: You guys went to Hawaii?!

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P.J.: Those years have not been kind.

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Teddy: Well deals are meant to be broken.
P.J.: Right, the golden rule!

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P.J: You can't ground someone who's not actually on the ground.

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Teddy: Wow, almost every single word in that sentence was wrong.

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Amy: You either got it or you don't.

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Teddy: Hi. You're Skyler, right? I'm Teddy.
Skyler: Oh right. I saw your picture on Spencer's wallet.
Teddy: Spencer keeps my picture on his wallet? That's so sweet. Of course, I put it in there but it's so sweet he didn't throw it out.
Skyler: What do you got there?
Teddy: Pie on a stick.
Skyler: Where did you get it?
Teddy: Pie On a Stick. It's um my way of saying sorry to Spencer because I kinda freaked out earlier. I didn't know you two were cousins.
Skyler: (confused) I thought you too were cousins.
Teddy: (frowns) No um Spencer's my boyfriend.
Skyler: No, Spencer's my boyfriend.
'Spencer: (walks in and sees Teddy and Skyler) Uh oh. (walks to them) So you two have met huh?
Teddy: Yeah turns out we're cousins.
Skyler: Anything you want to say, Spencer?
Spencer: Free sample?
Skyler: Sure, I'd love one. (takes a sample) Mhmm. Delicious. You should try some. (takes the blender jar and pours the juice on Spencer's head and leaves)
Teddy: Yeah and don't forget dessert. (puts the pie on Spencer's face and leaves)
Spencer: Wait!
Teddy: (turns to him and crying) How could you?
Spencer: I-I'm sorry. I can-
Teddy: Just don't. (leaves)

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Amy: Teddy honey. Are you okay?
Teddy: (on her bed in tears and shakes her head no)
Amy: No. Oh. (gets on Teddy's bed) Scoot over. Look I know this probably won't make you feel better but I know what you're going through.
Teddy: You had your heart broken too?
Amy: I did, by Warren Snodgrass.
Teddy: (laughs lightly) Warren Snodgrass?
Amy: Yeah, he's a lot cuter than he sounds. Anyway I was madly in love with him and then one day out of the blue he dumped me for Kim Brooks. I was devastated.
Teddy: So how did you deal with it?
Amy: I didn't. I was mess. Thought my life was over. But then I started dating this tall, blond goofball named Bob.
Teddy: Dad?
Amy: No, Bob Diddlbock but he introduced me to dad. Look honey, the point is if I hadn't had my heart broken I would have never met your father.
Teddy: Then I wouldn't have been born....then I wouldn't have been to sad right now.
Amy: Oh no honey. It's terrible I know. It stinks. But you know what baby? It will get better. I promise. (sees Teddy's camera and starts recording) Hi Charlie. I'm here with your sister who's having her first broken heart.
Teddy: First? There's gonna be more?
Amy: No honey. This is it. Anyway by the time you're watching this you might experiencing your first heart break. So just remember: it always gets better.
Teddy: And um I just wanted to say you were right about Spencer. It's too bad you won't have a little sister looking out for you when you're my age. Although we never know. (looks at her mom)
Amy: Oh we know.
Teddy: (laughs) Good luck Charlie.

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Spencer: (walking then he hears a roaring noise and he turns around) What the-
Charlie: (size of a giant and roars and chases Spencer)
Spencer: I'm sorry! (runs away) Leave me alone!
Charlie: (laughing and chasing Spencer)
Spencer: (trips and falls down) No. NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Charlie: (steps on Spencer)

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Teddy: (wakes up and smiles at Charlie) You're such a good sister.

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Mrs. Dabney:

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Ivy: (smells something horid) Oh, what died in here?
Teddy: My heart.

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Ivy: (pushes Spencer against the lockers) I'm going to ask you again, Spencer. I want that girl's name and number AND I WANT IT NOW!!!!!!!

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Ivy: Ladies, that was perfect! Now just one more take and this time I'll hit record.

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Teddy: This is Skyler. Isn't she pretty?
Ivy: (takes the camera) Wish her good luck Charlie.

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Austin: Well you know Teddy, (sits down) I may be only eleven but I'm old enough to know that you deserve someone that appreciates how wonderful you are. And for your information, Spencer ain't it.
Teddy: Did you just say ain't?
Austin: Listen to me. I'm so passionate that I'm throwing grammar to the wind!
Teddy: Thanks Austin. And you know as first dates go, this wasn't all that bad.

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Austin: Not now Slappy!
Slappy: (leaves)
Teddy: Anyways, you deserve someone great too. Somebody who's smart and kind, and well, eleven.
Austin: Shall we grab our goody bags, quick kiss and get out of here?
Teddy: What did you say?
Austin: I said let's grab our goody bags.

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Bob: Oh that's right. You don't know how to count to 3 yet.

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Bob: Hey, see ya later.
Gabe: Hey Dad, before you go, can I ask you something?
Bob: Oh ask your mother.
Gabe: Why can't I ask you?
Bob: Because whatever answer I give you, she's gonna tell me its the wrong one.
Gabe: Wow Dad, when did you ever become so afraid of mom?
Bob: Hey, ask your mother.

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Amy: Good luck, Charlie.

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Bob: Nobody tells mom!

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Teddy: NOOOOOOOOO-'kay.

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Gabe: Sure, when she does it, it's adorable. When I do it, it's wrong.
Teddy: That's because we were at a restaurant and it wasn't your cake.

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Gabe: You guys went to Hawaii?!

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P.J.: Those years have not been kind.

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Teddy: Well deals are meant to be broken.
P.J.: Right, the golden rule!

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