Disney's Adventures of the Gummi Bears Quotes

Duke Igthorn: Move it! Time is money. Or it would be if I were paying you.

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Zummi: Gummis, as you know, The Great Book of Gummi will never be finished. It contains history of Gummi bears the world over, and now we have made a contribution. Zummi writes on blank page. Today, we helped a young boy save his kingdom.
Tummi: Me fudge!!!!!!!

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Angelo Davini: My cage traps! More animals for my collection.
Gummis have been captured and are suspended in hanging cages
Sunni: Do something Zummi!
Tummi: Pretty bells.
Angelo Davini approaches and is surprised to see he has caught Gummis
Angelo Davini: Talking bears? But that means..you are Gummi Bears? But I thought they were only fairy tales.
Zummi: Oh no, no, no. We are not Bummi Gears, I mean Gummi Bears.
Tummi: We, are, uh, dressed like Gummi Bears on our way to a costume party!
Sunni: We cannot talk either!
Angelo Davini: Do not try to con a con artist! You are Gummi Bears! You should all be honored to meet me. I am an artist, and I am going to immortalize you in stone.
Sunni: Oooh! I always wanted to be immortalized.
Angelo Davini throws petrifying powder on Gummis, which transforms them into statues. Grammi and Gruffi have gone on seperate searches for the others
Grammi{talking to herself}: Ooh, I am going to fix his wagon!
Angelo Davini{talking to himself}: Gummi Bear statues will bring me a fortune.
Gruffi{talking to himself}: I will teach him to mess with Gummi Bears!
Grammi attempts to attack Angelo Davini the same time Gruffi attempts a Tarzan-style attack. Angelo Davini bends over, causing Grammi and Gruffi to collide with each other
Grammi & Gruffi{in unison}: OOF!
Gruffi: Hey, what is the big idea?
Grammi: Me? I almost had him when you..
Bickering continues as Grammi and Gruffi hide in Angelo Davini's wagon, which is now headed towards Castle Dunwyn

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Grammi and Gruffi are repairing a broken tablet, which contains a spell that can change the other Gummis back to normal. They are bickering over it the same way they bickered over a jigsaw puzzle earlier
Grammi: You put in the first piece, so I get to put in the last one.
Gruffi: Yeah, but I found the tablet.
Grammi: Why can you not be big about this?
Gruffi: Is that another short joke?
Cavin: This is no time to argue. Your friends need you!
Gruffi is taken aback that he is reminded of his leadership role in Gummi Glen, much less by a human. Gruffi then behaves like a gentleman towards Grammi and allows her to repair tablet
Gruffi: After you.

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Grammi, Zummi, Cavin and Cubbi have taken Quicktunnels and stopped at nearest station
Cubbi: I hope we get to battle some trolls!
Grammi: Cubbi dear, we are in unfamiliar territory. Do not wander too far from us!
Zummi: OK, the map says to look for a little waterfall.
Group approaches roaring waterfalls depositing water in a chasm that has a maritime boundary seperating Drekmore and Dunwyn. The chasm is connected by a rope bridge
Grammi{surprised}: A little waterfall?
Zummi{nervous}: Oh my, oh my, I cannot go on.
Cavin: What is wrong?
Cubbi: Zummi is scared of heights.
Cavin: Oh no! You do not have to; you can wait here.
Zummi: No, you will need me to fix whatever is wrong at the pumping station.
Zummi sets out on rope bridge first, Cavin follows closely behind
Grammi: Do not look down! Look at the trees on the other bank!
Cavin: You are doing great.
Zummi: You just keep your eye on the goal...Whoa!
Gust of wind shakes rope bridge, which causes a vial of Gummiberry juice to fly out of Zummi's pocket and into the water below. The jostling traumatizes Zummi
Cavin: He is frozen with panic! I am going to try something else.
Cubbi: Try anything.
Grammi: Yeah, like a swift kick in the patootie!

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Princess Calla, tired of her royal life, has run away and is wearing a threadbare dress in order to look like a peasant girl. The rain has dampened her spirits
Princess Calla: I do not like this any more, Cavin. I am cold, I have not had anything to eat and my clothes are poor.
Cavin: Welcome to peasant life, Your Highness.

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Gummi Bears were able to rescue Grammi from getting kidnapped. Grammi is in the living room recovering from her ordeal
Gruffi: Who knows what would have happened had the ogres captured you? You are important to us.
Grammi{sweetly}: Aw, you really mean that?
Gruffi: Of course. Who else will make our Gummiberry juice?
Grammi hurls seat cushion at Gruffi
Grammi{annoyed}: Thanks for the concern, muttonhead!
Grammi{calm}: But actually, you are right. The time has come for me to share the recipe with someone else.
Gruffi: Do not look at me. I do not know a ladle from a teaspoon. Cubbi is too young, Zummi would get it all backwards, and Tummi?
Grammi: Tummi would wolf down the ingredients before I even got started. That only leaves Sunni.
Gruffi: Naw, too flighty. And lately, no respect for Gummi traditions.
Grammi: Nonsense. Sunni is a fine young woman who respects the old values.
Sunni enters living room
Sunni: Presenting, the new Sunni!
Sunni reveals she has dyed her hair pink, shocking Grammi and Gruffi

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Great Gummi Exodus. Hundreds of Gummi Bears are running screaming
Gummi Boy: Look Mother!
Warren is shown being subject to arson and huge plumes of smoke are rising
Gummi Old Man: Run! Run for your lives.
Gummi soldiers aid civilians in getting them on board Gummarines, large naval vessels. As Gummarines set sail, Gummi Bears look despondent to see their homes destroyed. A Gummi boy and girl look in shock as scene fades
500 years later. Faces of Gummi boy and girl are replaced with equally shocked faces of Sunni and Cubbi
Zummi: And so, the Great Gummis sailed across the Atlantic Ocean and colonized new lands; safe from the jealous humans who would steal our secrets and destroy our glorious Gummi culture.
Tummi{depressed}: I always cry at sad endings.
Tummi blows his nose with a shawl Grammi has been knitting, obviously annoying her
Cubbi: Why did our ancestors not go with them?
Zummi: Well Cubbi, a small tribe elected to stay behind. Their mission was to preserve Gummi Glen and to signal the others when it was safe to return home.
Cubbi{excitedly}: Really?! Then what?
Gruffi{sarcastic}: Then nothing. Humans stayed human, so the Great Gummis never came back.

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Cubbi: How were the Gummi Glen Gummis supposed to tell the others they could return?
Grammi: The ancients built some kind of great machine that could send messages across the ocean.
Sunni: It is safe now, right?
Gruffi makes an annoyed grunt
Cubbi: Just think, if the bears returned, I would have someone to play with!
Gummis imagine Gummi Glen during the time before the Great Gummi Exodus, with flags, banners and many Gummis. Sunni is elegantly dressed as several male Gummis look in admiration.
Sunni: I could be a Gummi princess.
Cubbi: And I could be a great Gummi soldier!
Zummi is surrounded by the Great Gummis
Zummi: And I would learn from the great Gummi wizards.
Zummi casts spell making Gummi magicians float in air while Grammi brings out cake
Grammi: And there would finally be Gummis around who appreciate my cooking.
Tummi: I appreciate it!
Fantasy turns to reality as the Gummis then hear echos; the acoustics reminding them of the sparsely populated warren
Sunni: And we would not be alone here any more.
Cubbi: Let us signal them to come back!
Grammi: It is a lovely dream sweetheart but there is a serious problem.
Cubbi: What is wrong?
Grammi: We have never been able to find the signal machine.
Zummi: Oh my, oh my! It would be wonderful though.

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Cubbi: I want to leave! I just have to be a knight and over there is the only place to do it!
Gruffi: Not by yourself, kid. It is too dangerous.
Chummi: It may not be my place to say anything, but I can understand what Cubbi is going through. Like him, I was the youngest Gummi in my warren. And when I grew up, it also made me the last Gummi. That is not much of a future.

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Chummi's airship is repaired and is launched. Two ogres are on guard duty at Duke Igthorn's camp and spot the airship.
Ogre #1: Ooh look. Another moon rising.
Ogre #2: That is no moon. Wake Duke Igthorn!

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Chummi: See Cubbi, the Atlantic Ocean is on the horizon.
Cubbi: Wow Chummi, do you really think we will make it across?
Chummi: Ha! After what we have been through, there is nothing us two adventurers cannot handle.
Cubbi opens package that Gruffi intended as a birthday gift but instead used as a bon voyage present. It is a plaque similar to the ones in his bedroom of the Gummi knights, showing Cubbi in a knight's helmet
Plaque: Sir Cubbi.
Tears well in Cubbi's eyes
Cubbi{talking to himself}: Aw, Gruffi.
Chummi: Is something wrong, shipmate?
Cubbi furtively wipes away tears
Cubbi: No, just the wind in my eyes.
Cubbi{depressed}: Chummi, I cannot go with you to New Gumbrea.
Chummi: Well, I am disappointed. But if I still had a family like yours, I would have never left my warren either. Grab your luggage, swabbie!
Cubbi jumps off airship as it approaches a bluff overlooking the sea
Cubbi{cheerful}: Goodbye Chummi! Safe journey!
As Cubbi waves, Chummi realizes he is holding the Sir Cubbi plaque
Chummi: Cubbi, your forgot this!
Cubbi{yelling}: Show it to the Great Gummis! Tell them about us!
Chummi{yelling}: I will! I promise!

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Commissioning ceremony. Zummi has enchanted trumpets, drums and flags to play ruffles and flourishes. Cubbi gets rewarded by Princess Calla for rescuing her.
Princess Calla: As Crown Princess of the Kingdom of Dunwyn, it is my royal duty to reward those who have done outstanding deeds. Cubbi Gummi, you have proven yourself honorable, brave, and gentle. By the power vested in me, I hereby dub thee the Unseen Defender of Dunwyn. Rise, Sir Cubbi.

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Gruffi, Grammi and Zummi approach Zorlok's subterraean prison, which is surrounded by a moat of lava. They are surprised to see a giant statue of a Gummi soldier so deep beneath the Earth
Grammi: Great Gummi's ghost!
Zummi studies base of statue
Zummi: It is an ancient Gummi warning.
Grammi: Well, what does it say?
Zummi: All Gummi bears are forbidden to cross this bridge.
Gruffi and Grammi shudder in fear
Zummi: The ancients wrapped a tizard here, uh, I mean trapped a wizard here.
Grammi: What did he do to deserve that?
Zummi: Some very horrible things to oppress people. He also tried to steal the Great Book.
Gruffi: He is not going anywhere, Zummi. Without your Gummi medallion the Book is worthless to him.
Zummi: Amateur or not, I lost the Book, so it is my responsibility to get it back.
Zummi crosses bridge
Grammi: Zummi, no! It is too dangerous!
Zummi: See, no problem!
Monster emerges from passageway and abducts Zummi
Zummi: HELP!
Gruffi and Grammi start to cross bridge but monster stomps its feet, causing the bridge to collapse into the lava
Gruffi: Do not worry, Zummi. We will save you!
Grammi: The only issue is: How?

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Zorlok: If I cannot take the Gummi Medallion by force, you must give it to me.
Zummi: You will wait a long time for that!
Zorlok: I have waited hundreds of years! That is long enough!

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Cubbi jumps around in Sunni's bedroom
Cubbi: Take that, you dastardly do-badder!
Sunni: Cubbi! Why do you not go bother Grammi?
Cubbi: But she sent me in here.
Sunni: Then just go to bed and stop playing.
Cubbi: I am not playing. I have responsibilities. Calla made me the Unseen Defender of Dunwyn. Remember?
Cubbi pokes Sunni with his wooden sword
Sunni: Ouch!
Sunni rubs herself
Sunni{sarcastically}: Then go defend Dunwyn!
Cubbi{taking it seriously}: Hey! Great idea!

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Cubbi's moonlighting as the Crimson Avenger has taken a toll on him. Not even the Gummi Glen Gummies know of his heroic work, as it is doubtful they would approve of him helping humans
Grammi: Cubbi dear, are you all right? You look a little peaked.
Cubbi{weak from lack of sleep}: No, I am fine.
Cubbi's head drops and lands face first in his breakfast
Gruffi: Bah! That Crimson Avenger nonsense is keeping you awake at night!
Cubbi comes to full alert
Cubbi{nervous}: What?! How did you find out?!
Gruffi: Simple. Look how excited you get when someone mentions his name. You probably stay up all hours of the dawn pretending you are him.
Cubbi{relieved}: Oh, right.
Cubbi silently breathes a sigh of relief
Gruffi: This crimson clown knows the forest too well. He is a threat to Gummi security!
Gruffi bangs his fist on the table
Tummi: But he protects people in trouble.
Cubbi: Yeah, he is a hero!
Gruffi: Hero schmero! Gummis, not humans, defend Gummis. Just remember that.

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Cavin has been framed for stealing jewelry from King Gregor and thrown in the dungeon while Erwillian, the guilty culprit, is still free
Poacher: Hey kid, why so down?
Cavin: I am in jail.
Poacher: Not to worry. It is not like they will put you on the rack and stretch you.
Cavin: Augh!
Poacher: Or heat up a vat of oil and deep fry you!
Cavin: Eeek!
Poacher: Naw, they will go easy on you. They will just..hang you!
Cavin: Ulp! H-Hang me?
Poacher laughs derisively as Cavin had gotten him arrested in an earlier episode.
Throne room. The king's court is deliberating on the larceny
Erwillian: When I first saw the boy I thought to myself "What a nice kid". Little did I know he was a hardened criminal.
Princess Calla{enraged}: He is not! He is innocent!
King Gregor: Now, now, daughter. I do not like this any more than you do, but Cavin was caught with a ruby on him.
Erwillian: Too true, your Majesty. When I saw the boy reach around the left to unclick the ruby studs, I knew I had to sound the alarm.
Princess Calla{soft voice}: Father, does he not know just too much for an innocent man?
King Gregor: Zounds, Calla. This good citizen is only trying to help.
Erwillian: Indeed. I am just an honest, law abiding man who only wants to see the kid get what he deserves. Life imprisonment!
Princess Calla{outraged}: Honest? Law abiding?! Why, you make yourself out to be the Crimson Avenger!
Erwillian{shocked}: No! Not him! He cost me...
Erwillian muffles his mouth as he nearly let it slip he is a highwayman
Princess Calla{talking to herself}: Ah, scared of the Crimson Avenger, are we? I have to sneak out tonight and tell Sunni

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Morning in Dunwyn. An announcer, who looks and sounds very much like Walter Cronkite is announcing the Dunwyn news in the castle square
Announcer: Hear ye. Hear ye. By royal order of his Majesty; King Gregor has declared the Crimson Avenger to be a public nuisance.
Crowd{in unison}: Fie! Fie!
Announcer: There is a 100 gold sovereign reward for his arrest and capture.
Crowd{in unison}: Hear! Hear!
Announcer: And that's the way it is.

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Gruffi: I have studied this carefully, and a bridge is the only way to get off this gumforsaken rock.
Gusto: That will not work. You see, when the beach collapsed a dozen years ago, I tried building a bridge myself. Gruffi, it no reach.
Gruffi: No offense pal, but after seeing your scaffolding, I can understand why. Let me tear it down and build you a great bridge.
Gusto: Whoa, whoa! Hold it, I need that bamboo to finish my masterpiece.
Gruffi: What is more important? Finishing your dragon or getting off the island?
Gusto: I know the answer to this question, let me think.
Gruffi gives annoyed look.
Gusto: Gruffamundo, we are trapped, but we are safe. There is no emergency.
Gruffi: This island is falling apart! Why cannot you see that?!
Gusto: It's my hat, isn't it? You don't like it.
Gruffi: AARGH!
Gruffi departs in frustration.

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Gusto is carving a dragon statue out of a volcano side, similar to Mount Rushmore
Gusto: Is Gruffi always this pushy?
Tummi: Nah, it is just his way. Gruffi is a great guy once you get you get to know him.
Gusto: I know, it is just I wish I did not rub him the wrong way.
Tummi: Besides, Grammi usually keeps him in line at home.
Gusto{sighing, depressed tone}: Home. Boy, it sure has been a long time. Resumes his more cheerful tone Right!
Gusto is moved to the right
Gusto: You may not believe it, Tummi, but art involves a lot of pain... and suffering!
Tummi is shown carrying Gusto on his shoulders
Tummi: I believe it, I believe it.

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Gusto swings a broom at beevilweevils.
Gusto: Chew on this, you beevil barbarians!
Beevilweevils gobble broom handle.
Gusto: Hey, it was only a figure of speech.


Gusto is setting up a quickcar. The weight is too much for him
Gusto: Help!
Gruffi and Zummi enter Quicktunnel station
Zummi: Hang on, Gusto!
Gruffi and Zummi aid Gusto to set quickcar on track
Gusto: Thank you.
Gruffi: Now Gusto, would you care to tell us how you are planning to use this long range quickcar?
Gusto{nervous}: Ha ha! Uh, no place special! I just thought...I would take a spin...to get some fresh air to clear my head!
Zummi opens quickcar trunk, revealing a large amount of supplies
Gruffi: And so you would not get hungry, you packed a week's worth of food.
Gusto{nervous}: Hey, you know what fresh air can do to a bear's appetite.
Zummi: Where were you really going, Gusto?
Gusto{sighing}: Fangwood Forest.
Gruffi and Zummi shudder at the area, which has a bad reputation among Gummi Bears
Zummi: Oh my, oh my, that is a dangerous place. Why on Earth would you want to go there?
Gusto: My warren had stories of a place called South Gumton. They were supposed to be experts with agriculture and plants. So I figured if there are any Gummiberry bushes left to transplant, they would be there.
Gruffi: But we do not maintain the Quicktunnels that far away. The track could collapse beneath you!
Gusto: Hey Gruff, please. You are going to kill me with your overconfidence!

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Tummi and Gusto have just survived falling from a crumbling Quicktunnel track.
Gusto: You know, someday I will bet people will pay for a ride like that!
Tummi{disoriented}: I need some food to settle my stomach.
Gusto: Well, we are not eating here!
Tummi: Why not?
Gusto: This place could cave in any minute. We have to dig our way out!
Tummi: But that could take hours!
Gusto: Hey, the faster we climb, the sooner we eat.
Tummi grabs supplies and runs to surface
Gusto{talking to himself}: Wow, for a big fella, he sure can haul paws when he wants to.
Gusto{yelling to Tummi}: Hey speedy, wait for me!

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Cubbi{talking to himself}: Man, this place is so boring.
Tummi enters room with hunk of wood
Cubbi: Hey Tummi, what are you doing?
Tummi: Zummi says that in order to do Gummi magic I need a Gummi medallion, so I am making my own.
Cubbi: Oh, Zummi meant to say you needed a medallion of the ancient Gummis...
Tummi: What?
An idea for fun dawns on Cubbi, but he needs to stall Tummi
Cubbi: ...er, um...a medallion that the ancient Gummis would be proud of. So take your time and do it right.

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Tummi and Cubbi are dressed in robes and wizard hats similar to what Mickey Mouse wore in Fantasia. Zummi is on other side of curtain introducing them for a magic show
Cubbi: I am nervous Tummi. What if the tricks fail?
Tummi: Do not be nervous. You are the best assistant a magician could ever have.
Zummi: And now without further adieu, a true master of the mystical arts, the one and only Tummi!
Curtain opens

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Zummi and Grammi examine Gusto's Gummi Dummy
Zummi: It looks a little like Gruffi.
Grammi: [tapping the dummy] There's definitely a resemblance!

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Gusto's Gummi Dummy leads the ogres away from Gummi Glen
Gusto: It's my Gummi Dummy! Hah, it's leading them away!
Gruffi: I have to admit, for a bad idea it worked pretty well. So... how do you bring it back to reset it?
Gusto: Bring it back... sheepishly and nervously Heh heh heh... whoops.

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Grammi sees mice and reacts with fear and anger
Grammi: GRUFFI GUMMI! You can defend the forest from every ogre out there, but you cannot defend Gummi Glen from a few mice!

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Cavin (grunts): There's a horse coming out of the castle.

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Zummi: Hmm, what's my pet? (A horse licking Cavin) Spirit, A horse of castle.

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