CSI - Miami Quotes

Hagen: You know she stabbed him eight times?
Eric: Yeah, you've told me that eight times.

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Calleigh: Yeah, but you know, I was thinking. If he hadn't have stolen from the mob, then he never would have become a beach bum in Florida, and then he never would have got picked up by the hurricane. Then if he hadn't got picked up by the hurricane, he would have never hit Burton's car, and if it wasn't for hitting Burton's car, Burton would have gotten away with murder.
Eric: [smiling] Leave it to you, Calleigh, to find something good to come out of a hurricane.
Calleigh: [smiling] They do alleviate global warming.
Speed: [to Eric] She's way too cheerful.

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Speed: [Carrying two heavy boxes.] You were supposed to meet me at the truck...
Eric: I figured you could use the exercise. It's good for you.
Speed: Thank you.

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Speed: Well, assumption is the mother of disaster...

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Delko: Got a category-2 hurricane and we get sent out to a traffic incident. What's up with Dispatch?
Speed: They're slammed with thousands of calls, so we take them one at a time till order's been restored.
Delko: I'd hate to see what a category-4 looks like.
Speed: So would Dispatch.

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Horatio: So, God exhales and everything goes sideways, huh?

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Horatio: ... We also found blood inside your car.
Suspect: [pause] You found blood?
Horatio: Yeah. Your blood. So either you're a hemophiliac - which I doubt - or you were up to no good on Hurricane Day.

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Ernest Mansfield: [To Horatio.] What are you, a shoe salesman? Shoo, you're boring me!

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John Leary: Like I said, accidents happen.
Horatio: That's quite true, but so... so does murder.

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Eric Delko CART scrutineers hand out the pop-up valves...
Tim Speedle[cutting him off] What'd you say?
Eric Delko Scrutineers. That's what CART calls their tech inspectors.
Tim Speedle Well, they might, you shouldn't.

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Horatio: Killer just made his second mistake.
Yelina: What was his first?
Horatio: His first mistake was murder.

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Horatio: [To Bob Keaton] The next time you want to take a swing at someone, start with me.

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Horatio: You know what that is, Susie?
Susie: An antenna?
Horatio: That...is a gun barrel.

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Horatio: [To Eric about helping Frank] In the future, if you're gonna watch somebody's back, let me know about it so I can watch yours.

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Alexx: An unplanned child.
Horatio: The child may have been unplanned, Alexx...but the murder wasn't.

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Speed: I don't know, dude, but it uh, sounds like motive!

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Suspect: She took my job away, took my family. That bitch left me with nothing!
Horatio: She left you with a motive to kill her.

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Calleigh: I heard about our shark girl. Is this her?
Alexx: Shot, then eaten. That's a bad day in anyone's book, honey.

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Calleigh: She was pretty.
Speed: Pretty girl with an ugly job.

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Bruno Gomes: I just set the table, okay? They decide to eat and guess what: that's not my problem!
Speed: Well, guess what? You got a dead girl on your hands, so it is your problem!

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Horatio: Alexx, was she bleeding before the attack?
Alexx: Let's see. [She pulls back the dead woman's clothing.] She was bleeding all right. Entrance wound, shot at close range. The shark must have finished what someone else started.
Horatio: So we have a different kind of shark. [He pauses, stands up, and places on his sunglasses.] The human kind.

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Horatio: You say she married for love?
Calleigh: I know. Wonders never cease.

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Speed: She looked him right in the eyes while he was killing her.
Horatio: And he looked back.

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[About different types of acrylic nails.]
Speed: All right, I should have known that.
Calleigh: Well, I would be scared if you did.

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Rhonda Weber: ...Adrenaline is the purest rush there is. That's what I give people.
Speed: You gave Nikki Wilcox a toe tag.

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Alexx: Unreasonable acts are all I see.
Horatio: Amen to that.

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Speed: So, who was supposed to rescue her?
Rhonda Weber: Her boyfriend, Tommy. The kidnapping was his gift to her.
Yelina: How thoughtful.

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Horatio: But, Eric, as a rule of thumb, off-duty relationships, no matter how well intended, can be seen as a conflict of interest in court. You understand?
Eric: Yeah. But uh...how do you suggest I walk that line?
Horatio: Carefully.

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Alexx: He was strangled, then dangled.

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Calleigh: Are you tied up?
Eric: Very cute.

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