CSI - Miami Quotes

[About reporting Eric's lost badge to IAB.]
Horatio: Ok, but you've done nothing wrong.
Eric: Then how come I feel like I'm going to slit my own throat?

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Eric[to IAB Rick Stetler] That's a bunch of psychobabble...crap.

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Kayle: Look, I heard about your badge, but I'm not jeopardizing my job helping you find some girl, Delko.
Eric: Listen, we think the badge could've been used in a murder today.
Kayle: Like I said, I'll get right on it...so these were at the "scene of the crime"?
Eric: You could say that.
[The first set of prints matches a man. Joseph gives Eric a look.]
Eric: Try again.

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[Calleigh and Ryan process a bed-murder-scene, they find a white substance on the sheets.]
Ryan: Biological?
Calleigh: [Rubbing the substance.] Salty.
Ryan: I'm not going to say anything.
Calleigh: Margarita salty.

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Calleigh: Actually, we want you to do it.
Tripp: You got a broken arm again?
Ryan: It's, uh, a sticky situation and we need to be above reproach.
Tripp: All right, but I'm gonna warn you, I hunt and I peck, I don't want anyone breathing down my neck.
Calleigh: [Smiling.] All right, we won't even exhale until you're done.

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[Frank interrogates a suspect who's car crashed with him in it. The man was holding an umbrella.]
Tripp: I ran into you this morning, literally... then you show up at our little shootout with this.
Suspect: I have a skin condition, sun's harmful.
Tripp: So is video surveillance when you're trying to kill someone.

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[Frank gets into a car accident and gets a cut on his head.]
Tripp: Dispatch, we have a code 18, hit and run.
Dispatcher: Code 18, any victims?
Tripp: Yeah, there's a victim, me!

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Eric: This guy, he took the expressway--16 stories down.

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[Horatio interrogates a suspect.]
Horatio: Why, Luis, are you alive and Julio's dead?
Luis: Hey, I'm cagey, man.
Horatio: Not cagey, meaningless.

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Dan, the insurance guy: People don't plan to fail, but they do fail to plan.

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[Eric and Patrol pick up a suspect.]
Eric: Luis, you've got to change your routine, man.
Luis: I've done nothing wrong.
Eric: Yeah, you wake up and you're already wrong. Take him away.

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Horatio: Is my brother, Raymond, still alive?
Agent: If you keep digging, he won't be.

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Yelena: What are we going to do, Horatio?
Horatio: Everything we can.

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Horatio: Just because he had help that doesn't mean he's innocent.
Kramer's Lawyer: Could be enough to move him off Death Row.
Horatio: Yes...and it could also mean he's about to get company.

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Larry Hargrove: My cousin's not the only tough guy.
Tripp: There's nothing tough about murder.
Larry Hargrove: You done it?
Tripp: Shut up!

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[Horatio arrives at Yelina's house as Stetler is leaving]
Stetler[with black eye]: Horatio! Pleasant surprise!
Horatio: You'd better not have hurt her!
Stetler: It'd take a magician! Seems she can take care of herself!
Horatio: Walk, Rick, and don't come back!

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[Horatio and Yelina after Stetler leaves]
Horatio: So, it looks like you didn't need me after all!
Yelina: Horatio, you know that's not true!

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[Horatio confronts Raymond about his disappearance.]
Horatio: How does a man allow his wife and son to believe he’s dead, Raymond?

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Horatio: This is going to get messy, you deserve to walk away clean... so walk away.
Hagen: Brother, I’ll never be clean.

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Calleigh: I would really love to be friends with you, John.
Hagen: [Sighs.] The harshest thing a woman can say to a man.

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Hagen: I always wanted to be someone's hero.

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Ryan: [About the Mala Noche.] New Mafia, my ass!

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Cooper: [About Erica Sykes.] She's hot.
Ryan: She's a case against the First Amendment.

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Cardinal Benedetti: I told you when you came to me those many years ago, with blood on your hands, that it's not about the life you took, but the lives you make different in the here and now. That's what God is judging you on.
Horatio: I know what my penance is!
Cardinal Benedetti: So why are you here?
Horatio: I need you to tell me.
Cardinal Benedetti: When you've done enough, Horatio, you'll know.

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Alexx: [About the victim.] No soot in his lungs; no esophageal burning.
Ryan: He was already dead when he got on the Gannons' boat.
Alexx: Look at my boy, all grown up.

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Calleigh: Run and shoot, Ryan, our crime scene is going under.

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Tripp: He ran head-on into a stone wall. He was pronounced dead at the scene. Looks to me like it was just a freak accident...
Eric: Or the perfect crime!

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Horatio: Frank, we got to move quick; the tide is rising and we have a sinking crime scene.

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[Ryan is breaking glass to prove liquid flow patterns in a crime scene.]
Calleigh: Anger management?
Ryan: No, just an experiment.

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Calleigh: [To Thomas Woodward, a suspect.] Water puts you on the murder scene. Evidence puts your hands on her neck.

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